Thread: The "Lucid Dreaming" Calvin Ball Game

Hearing 'tha' x-plaining, D.G. decides to 'magnetize' the ball to his nice ball-magnet shoe.
'yeah'
Then he kicks it back to the same goal, multiplying the ball until it's over a hundred.

Unfortunately, the ball is still attached to DG's shoe, having failed to de-magnatized it. All of the other Calvinballs that he multiplied are also attached to him, but that doesn't worry Amethyst. She knew which one it was. Using a freshly sharpened pencil, she hurls it at the button that will demagnatize DG's shoes and release the ball.

Yes! She's done it! A slightly the worse for wear DG is confused at what has just happened, and in the confusion, Amethyst snatches the real ball and heads back toward her own goal line, ready to take on anyone in her path...

Except...

... Stephen who turned into a dolphin just before he drowned! Stephen leaps from the water and does a triple frontflip and whacks Amethyst Star in the face!

Grabbing the ball, Stephen quickly teleports to the moon where a zero gravity goal is awaiting!

Jdog teleports in front of him, hes holding an AK47 and procedes to pump bullets into stephan91. stephan drops to the ground and Jdog grabs the ball. he teleports to new york city and tries to hide in the crowd

i kill all of you then convert this thread into a discussion about puppies. GO!

Stephen does a nose rc and realizes that he is dreaming and turns from a puppy into Godzilla!

Luckily for Stephen, Jdog shot somebody named Stephan and got the wrong ball. Stephen rampages through Hong Kong knocking over buildings and chinese people all over the place! He hurls the ball and it is travelling at supersonic speeds torwards the goal!

Amethyst dons a ultra light-weight platinum mit and catches the ball without any damage to herself. Looking around for a moment, she dives into the ground and begins to burrow towards the goal in the center of the earth.