Hey gys wuts up my frend told me about lding a week ago and I told him he was retard and slapped him but now ic its real!!!\u
I want to ld/ so I can have sex with godzilla in my dreams cause that's my fetish lol1no but seriously:banana:
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Hey gys wuts up my frend told me about lding a week ago and I told him he was retard and slapped him but now ic its real!!!\u
I want to ld/ so I can have sex with godzilla in my dreams cause that's my fetish lol1no but seriously:banana:
srsly thats ur fetish or srsly that u want 2 ld??? :0
g0dzill@ w00w coo0l i tri3d m onkyss ut wsnt s0 gr3at so n0ws tym3s i sticx wit brad and j3s$$ica alb@ but n3wat w3lc0m3!
Welcome to dreamviews! There are plenty of nice people around, so don't be shy to ask questions!
You should check out the tutorials here: http://www.sailorenergy.net/TheRealm.html
Seriosly guys when I first herd about lding I just tol my friend "you stupid retard!" and I kicked him in the balls and tok his walet but this stuf sounds so kewl i want to ld rite now so im going to go to bed and hav an ld write now!
Fat chance. It takes practice! Practice you ain't got!
Teach him for believing in that new-age hippie crap. I bet it was a hemp wallet (with no money in it lol).
OMG! ROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
It's because hippies are dirty and lazy, you see, and so have no jobs.
How about the hemp wallets?
Practice my friend!
Of course if you need to get lucid in a hurry try the CILD technique! works every time!
Never trust a fuckin' hippie.
Mehhh- I stick with cocoa butter.
Screw butter, ill take the cocoa,
and fuck an Oompa Loompa.
Hay guys i am new to i have tryed reading stuff bout lds on other sites but i canot read it because i am a blind. so can you now tell me about it. plz reply but i cannot read because i'm blind so just bare that in mind lol :). sorry for typing i cannot see wot i type thankyou i will click the screen now hopfully this will work
ps i had a drem in a house with pink curtains is it an ld? i could not see the curtains because i am blind. but they were pink my mom told me so she is not a blind :)
Dude that is so an ld, congrats. hope u have another 1 soon and sorry that ur blind :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Identity X
i love lds :)
I dreamed I knew what I was doing when I was playing with eggs. Was that a lucid?
OmG RoFl LOL ZOMGBBQSAUCE!!!! I th1n3k th4t w45 a d34e4m WOW!!!!
OMG!!!! Its teh lolzorzQuote:
Originally Posted by Identity X
You guys can all go suck my ballz.
I wUdn+ trys d@t! i had fn wit brad nd j3s$$! it waz @wsumnesss lol i g00 lding ryt3 now!
TEACH ME HOW TO LD RITE NOW NO DUMB LINKS TO TUTORIALS JUST TELL ME HOW IN 3 SENTENCES OR LESS CAUSE MY ATTENTION SPAN woop caps lock was on. Anyway yeah my attention span isn't long enough to read tutorials so make me ld now!!!!!
Three sentences or less? Can do.
1.) Eat chocolate.
2.) Thirty (30) minutes later, go to bed and fall asleep.
3.) Wash, rinse, and repeat until you get a DILD (Dream-induced lucid dream).
It's truly a great technique, 60% of the time it works every time.
Wow 60% of the time it works every time.
What kind of moron believes in that lucid dream crap anyway? You're going to hell.
hi sry u r blind since u cant read words b/c u r blind i wil explain w/ pictures:Quote:
Originally Posted by Identity X
http://www.destination360.com/caribb...oat-rental.jpg
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...800/617178.JPG
http://www.wpclipart.com/holiday/stP...rechaun_06.png
Sail!
Wheres Tom?
smells like bigfoot's dick!
Oh I do love that sig.
Nah, you should just get someone to hit you over the head with a lead pipe, REALLY hard before you go to sleep. Nothing else compares.
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Originally Posted by Mark75
I'm reporting this. This type of thing should not be allowed on dreamviews. Your meaning is painfully clear, and I think it's an insult to everyone here. It's about time you went down.
:bigteeth:
were you serious? either way, I laughed reading that.Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
i jus thought of something... whats a blind persons LD like??? I guess they could just control what they feel, hear, smell, taste? That would be... trippy
Excuse me, but I find all this blind talk really offensive. Stop :poke: fun
at them!
My dad is blind, guys. No, not Jor-El, he's dead. My other dad.
And I still think it's funny... Then, so would he.
Fine! Since I've been discovered, I might as well come out and say it.Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
I HATE THE IRISH
But I don't waste my time on owls.
You made my brother cry with that Mark. :(
*tries to hide his own tears*
I love the Irish!
blind people would be able to see in LDs it they wanted wouldn't they???Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Gestalt, you disgust me :mad:
Gestalt disgusts me too.
As far as I know people blind from birth have purely audio dreams.
A blind Irishman is pretty much the worst possible thing.