Thread: Where did my anus go?

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

I lost it last week sometime after I took this shit in a portapotty. Only there was this squirrel underneath and he jumped up up as soon as I shat on him, so I have to kill the son of a bitch. And now there's just this dead squirrel in my office, covered in shit.

You're telling me you didn't clean the squirrel before killing it?? Don't you know the first thing about killing animals??? GOSH, some people!!