Thread: Where did my anus go?

I lost it last week sometime after I took this shit in a portapotty. Only there was this squirrel underneath and he jumped up up as soon as I shat on him, so I have to kill the son of a bitch. And now there's just this dead squirrel in my office, covered in shit.

Did you check under the shit? Or maybe your anus somehow went up the squirrel's ass.

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

I lost it last week sometime after I took this shit in a portapotty. Only there was this squirrel underneath and he jumped up up as soon as I shat on him, so I have to kill the son of a bitch. And now there's just this dead squirrel in my office, covered in shit.

You're telling me you didn't clean the squirrel before killing it?? Don't you know the first thing about killing animals??? GOSH, some people!!

I was expecting, "Oh God, Doomed, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"

You guys severely disappoint. next time I make a thread when I'm stoned, guess who won't be invited to respond to it? (Like I invited you guys before)

So... have you found your anus yet? Maybe I could help.

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

...make a thread when I'm stoned...

And therein lies the problem.

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

I was expecting, "Oh God, Doomed, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"

That's only funny to stoned people :p

*gives DoomedOne an anus he found on the street*

You might want to wash it, it's a tad dirty

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

You guys severely disappoint. next time I make a thread when I'm stoned, guess who won't be invited to respond to it? (Like I invited you guys before)

That is the LAST time I help you try to locate your anus up a squirrel's ass! You're on your own, you ungrateful whore.

Oh, I just found it! Uranus is in outer space. There's a few rings around it so you may want to use some Wisk.

You're welcome.