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    1. 07-18-2007 08:52 AM #1
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      Where did my anus go?

      I haven't seen it in weeks.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    2. 07-18-2007 09:04 AM #2
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      That's because yo face is all the way up it. :p
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      See that ring around your thumb?

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    4. 07-18-2007 10:29 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      That's because yo face is all the way up it. :p
      LIAR

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      See that ring around your thumb?
      NO DAMMIT THIS WAS SERIOUS GOSH

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    5. 07-18-2007 10:31 PM #5
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      "Gosh" is a funny word.
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      When ever I lose my anus, it always ends up being in the last place I look.
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    7. 07-18-2007 10:49 PM #7
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      ill look it up for you

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    9. 07-18-2007 11:42 PM #9
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      Plural of anus is anii.
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    14. 07-19-2007 12:18 AM #14
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      I love carpet

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      BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!!!!!!
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      You should lay low for a few days, you're probably wanted for murder...
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      Look in the toilet, that's the last place you'd have used it.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      Look in the toilet, that's the last place you'd have used it.
      or bed

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      You're talking through it. Follow the sound.

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      Kind of freaky thinking there's someone's lose anus laying around, maybe stuck on the bottom of someone's shoe.

      If you find it again, do me a big favor, make sure it gets properly screwed on.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Vex Kitten View Post
      Kind of freaky thinking there's someone's lose anus laying around, maybe stuck on the bottom of someone's shoe.

      If you find it again, do me a big favor, make sure it gets properly screwed on.
      Just dont eat any donuts

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    22. 07-20-2007 03:50 AM #22
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      I lost it last week sometime after I took this shit in a portapotty. Only there was this squirrel underneath and he jumped up up as soon as I shat on him, so I have to kill the son of a bitch. And now there's just this dead squirrel in my office, covered in shit.
      Last edited by Omnis Dei; 07-20-2007 at 03:55 AM.

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      Did you check under the shit? Or maybe your anus somehow went up the squirrel's ass.
      You are dreaming right now.
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      Quote Originally Posted by DoomedOne View Post
      I lost it last week sometime after I took this shit in a portapotty. Only there was this squirrel underneath and he jumped up up as soon as I shat on him, so I have to kill the son of a bitch. And now there's just this dead squirrel in my office, covered in shit.
      You're telling me you didn't clean the squirrel before killing it?? Don't you know the first thing about killing animals??? GOSH, some people!!
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    25. 07-20-2007 08:54 PM #25
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      I was expecting, "Oh God, Doomed, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"

      You guys severely disappoint. next time I make a thread when I'm stoned, guess who won't be invited to respond to it? (Like I invited you guys before)

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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