Thread: Malac tech

I have malac's tech, however it will cost you five pounds to own it. Send me a PM I give you the address send me the money and you get the text.

If you don't want the tech you can always just send me money.

Oh and getting the tech needed some physical violence and lots of threat of me hurting him.

I guess in hinesight the joke sucks. Kind off like Malac fake technique joke sucks.

I thought this was it, Malacs tech. I was wrong .

Considering that this is a "joke", let alone an old one, it really belongs more in, perhaps, Senseless Banter.

I thought this was it, Malacs tech. I was wrong .

Yeah, it kind of funny how you can tease people with the ultimate technique. I wonder if this joke can work in a three weeks.

good one.

He did post some nice tech, wich looks like something that could work.

Mindfucking people by inducing false hope is an agreed form of humor if you ask me And if this Topic was to be posted in Senseless Banter it wouldn't work as intended; Then no one would take it seriously.

Jokes are okay as long as the entire forum doesn't get cluttered up with em.

I'll move it to the Lounge instead. Crap, I was going to ask for a 1 pound kickback!!!!

zomg!!!1!111!!

I'll take three. Is there a discount if you buy in bulk?

What the hell is malac tech?

Originally Posted by Replicon

What the hell is malac tech?

good question.

Malac Tech is a university in Scotland founded in 1948. It is currently one of the world leaders in creating pointless topics.

Originally Posted by Replicon

What the hell is malac tech?

Malac Tech is a technique of fabrication of submicrometer regular arrays of pillars and helices.
It uses a glancing-angle deposition technique to produce regular lattices of submicrometer pillars and helices with a two-dimensional lattice constant below 1 µm and structure heights of 0.5–10 µm. Possible applications of such structures include photonic crystals and magnetic-storage media.

Malac Tech is a new method of extracting teeth painlessly and cheaply. It works by completely ignoring the pain, and denying it was ever there.

Malac Tech is a coconut-like fruit.

Malac Tech is how I quit my job, and I'm now making $106,000 a year from my home!

Malac Tech is made out of all natural ingredients for that brighter than white smile.

The first rule of Malac Tech is: Don't talk about Malac Tech. (*gasp* That almost makes sense!)

Malac Tech is a new day, a sunrise, a baby's smile.

Malac Tech was how the cataclysm of 2013 was survived.

Malac Tech isn't just a product. It's a way of life.

Malac Tech is the fact that we believe we are still very much at risk of running into countries implementing laws and regulations that might create a lot of unpredictability.

*moved to Senseless* From now on, any topic including the words "malac tech" in it will automatically be moved to Senseless, where it belongs. :p

Originally Posted by lseadragon

The first rule of Malac Tech is: Don't talk about Malac Tech. (*gasp* That almost makes sense!)

^^ true dat

Malac tech is about sucking you're own D***K , thats if you're a boy. See that why you have to imagine flipping in the air in the last tutorial, practice makes perfect.

Saying that their are some physical and psychological barriers to break before you do it successfully.

Originally Posted by wendylove

Malac tech is about sucking you're own D***K , thats if you're a boy. See that why you have to imagine flipping in the air in the last tutorial, practice makes perfect.

Saying that their are some physical and psychological barriers to break before you do it successfully.

yes, sucking your own DRINK is what Malac Tach is all about

Ahhh...

I never understood what people like about acting like something exist/is cool while actually it is nothing. They do it on more forums.

Whatever floats your malac©-tech boat.