Thread: Planes

I just saw about 5 planes fly fast near my house. It was a huge noise that they made. They were spewing out yellow crap from behind them. And when they were done, probably coincidentally I heard an ambulance.

Why do you think they were flying (stupid answers are encouraged).

they fly because thats what they are ment to do fly it pretty useless to have a plane that just drives around... be cool but pointless

The red arrows used to practice over my town all the time a few years ago. For some reason they don't anymore. Probably old people complaining as usual.

The Red Arrows are one of the cool things Britain still has going for it. But, yeah, the proportion of stupid nearly dead old women (and this is the more flattering term) is increasing and writing angry letters to MPs. It's a problem.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

The Red Arrows are one of the cool things Britain still has going for it. But, yeah, the proportion of stupid nearly dead old women (and this is the more flattering term) is increasing and writing angry letters to MPs. It's a problem.
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lol, I say we round them all up and put them in a big oven. They're more than annoying; they're dangerous. My grandma goes at 20mph on a bypass, and waves when people beep at her thining it must be someone she knows. People should be re-tested once every 5 years when they reach 60 years.

Originally Posted by badassbob

lol, I say we round them all up and put them in a big oven. They're more than annoying; they're dangerous. My grandma goes at 20mph on a bypass, and waves when people beep at her thining it must be someone she knows. People should be re-tested once every 5 years when they reach 60 years.
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Nothing worse then old drivers, people say speeding is bad just wait till you get stuck in traffic because some old granny wants to be "safe" and not go over 30 on the motorway.

Well in the end they turned out to be snowbirds, which is Canada's "military" planes. They do no fighting obviously so they just perform shows. It was cool because yesterday I was golfing (stfu) and there were 5 of them (they screwed up my shot&#33 doing barrel rolls and flips.

So I guess they're like your red arrows....

Originally Posted by megabenman

yesterday I was golfing[/b]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

*You asked for it.

golfing[/b]

lmao

And when I was golfing on Wednesday, there were 2 packs of 5 each.

STFU I had the best round of my life that day.

I used to golf, before I relised I wasn't actually golfing. Yeah, it turns out I was just swining a golf cub around blindly in the air...At least I tried.

Snakes?

What about them??

Originally Posted by megabenman

And when I was playing a gay, posh sport for too rich people which is pretty lame on Wednesday, there were 2 packs of 5 each.

STFU I had the best round of my life that day.
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Fixed.

Speaking of golf, i just found this.

Originally Posted by badassbob

Speaking of golf, i just found this.
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:finger:

Haha that was hilarious. Lol "And then I'll put a pool and a sandbox to f*ck with your ball even more!"

Haha.

And when I was playing a gay, posh sport for too rich people which is pretty lame[/b]

Dude, whatever, your entitled to your own opinion. But lets just say in Canada golf is a little less lame, because it's like our summer sport (hockey is our winter). So we don't have gay right people with skirts and stuff drinking whatever scottish people drink.

Originally Posted by megabenman

I just saw about 5 planes fly fast near my house. It was a huge noise that they made. They were spewing out yellow crap from behind them. And when they were done, probably coincidentally I heard an ambulance.

Why do you think they were flying (stupid answers are encouraged).
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That would most likely be planes putting out brush/forest fires.

Originally Posted by megabenman

I just saw about 5 planes fly fast near my house. It was a huge noise that they made. They were spewing out yellow crap from behind them. And when they were done, probably coincidentally I heard an ambulance.

Why do you think they were flying (stupid answers are encouraged).
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Chemtrails