Thread: physically harm the next poster!

offshoot of somewhat successful "hit the next poster" thread I started a few years ago

I'll start off with something simple

I throw a grenade into the next poster's clevage

then the next poster either gets damaged or finds a way to get out of that predicament (in an entertaining way), but either way they still have to attack the next poster.

Since I am a skinny boy with no cleavage your grenade bounces off my chest and into the palm of my hand, spinning in a continuous counter-clockwise movement. The next poster, who was an onlooker at this attempt on my life, has his/her mouth agape in astonishment at my agile abilities to flirt with death with such confidence. This serves as an opportunity to shove the grenade into their mouth before it explodes.

i swallow the grenade and it explodes in my stomach. luckily, i have a stomach of steel and i am able to channel all the energy from the explosion into a massive fart, which i also light on fire, torching the next poster.

luckily,after years of religiously singing "oh, how i wish i were an oscar myere wiener..that is what i'd truly like to be...", the song's primordial, magical power has taken effect, and i am, indeed, a hot dog.

a perfectly cooked, slightly charred hot dog.

i look so amazingly tantalizing that the next poster eats my transmuted flesh until their stomach bursts (lucky bastard...they didn't even make it to the hidden razorblade in my ass stump.)

uhh... my stomach just exploded ... now i'm dead. thanks alot poster above me.But, when my stomach exploded a deadly virus that was being incubated in my stomch leaked out and infected the next poster.

I'm a pile of shit... getting viruses are nothing compared to.... being a pile of shit

I take a grenade and throw it in the next poster's cleavage

i recently had my breasts amputated. my cleavage is no longer in existence. the granade hits my chest and bounces off. Then i kill the next poster in a manner that has no entertainment value. to tell how i did it would be breaking the thread rules which clearly state i have to kill the poster in an entertaining way.