+ / - The Courtney/Tsen Emo/Brag Thread

[docKnubis]

yea its called paint chips goes great with guano dip +wireless keyboard +one hand typeing +im getting better and faster +i just have to think of the next letter before i find the one before it yea

[Kaniaz]

So you're in college aaand they're worried about you licking or eating paint. I don't think I'd lick any surface in a dorm, let alone eat it. - Dumb legal things - If you eat the paint you should be kicked out + Mmm, paint.

[Dangeruss]

+I'm moving in on wednesday@!@!@!@!@!!!

[Tsen]

lol, Kaniaz. I swear, the guys at this college are bending over backwards to cover their own ass. It makes things amusing, though. Anyway, Doc's bathrooms definitely sound worse than mine.

[TweaK]

+ pOOps avatar is funny.

[Gawain]

-My stereo is possessed -it corrupted my lamp -I burned my fingerprints off when I touched the bulb - I'ma dubass (edit: DUMBASS. I can't even spell it.) -- that bulb was 200+ degrees after resting for about 10 minutes. I took a thermometer to it. + It boiled the water I put on it - that was a dumb thing to do - it burned out + But the blow-out was SPECTACULAR + the bulb looks really cool now - that was the last bulb. The lamp takes four. + I replaced them without setting anything on fire ---I fuggin shocked myself. --I always do that when I work with electrics + ooh. Tingley.

[badassbob]

+LaBerge's book on lucid dreaming arrived today -I was asleep and didn't hear the door so I have to wait 24 hours before I can pick it up from the post office. +I ordered green street, and waking life on Friday -because you have to wait three to five working days for the delivery, and i ordered it on Friday, the minimum 3 days has been extended to 5 days, and the maximum 5 days is now 7 because of the weekend. Should have ordered it on monday. +Me and a friend have just been shooting my full auto M4 bb-gun. He promised he wouldn't shoot me with it - trust is a good thing. -He shot me with it.

[MSG]

+ pOOps avatar is funny. [/b] yeah I didn't notice until you pointed it out

[docKnubis]

im useing mouse again + but only one hand still -where is courtney i need a rock to throw ... wow this room is clean.... i will have to fix that dont you think .. i here keys run away boredum is taking control i shall try to write a story ok so to begin there is a bit of back story this is in the land of verdain and there are 6 kingdoms; kradas, horlta, gry, altim, thisar, mertak. there is a legend of 7 masters of crafts. that defeated a darkness that came to the lands of verdain. the people belived that the 7 each possesed powers that no one had ever seen the likes of. it was the only explination that they could win over the darkness. many belived that these power came from the weapons and armor they carried. others blieved that it was enchanted stones and cryistals. but every one was certain that they were wrong. soon after they 7 had restored light to the lands they disapired. only one thing was said before they left. "there will come a time when you will need us again and we shall return at that time." hundreds of thousands of years had passed and history was lost in uncivilized cival wars. in time each war ended but not always in the good. many tyrants rose to power in the wars. and each hungered for thier power. there were very few people that tell the legend of the 7 mainly as nightside stories and for entertainment in the hard times. the story having been told so often changed. and no longer was truth just a legend. but those that still heard it longed for the 7 to return. **** My lord, what will you have us do your father has died and we are at war" WAR?! WAR?! do you not think that i know this? we are on the verg of being destroied and you are telling me that we are at WAR! we have kept out Kreakth out of Gry for a hundred years now my father was strong. and i shall have to take his place as he did when my grand father left us. and these lands will not have kreakth in them for another hundred years " My lord, what will you have us do?'' Go, find me the scrolls my father kept in his room." i My lord" the land of Gry is the last of the lands in verdain that has not been taken by kreakth. the land of gry was the orgin lands from whence came all people even kreakth himself. it is an old land of war and its walls have stood for as long as time itself. the people of gry belive that they were built by gods when they lived on the surface. the wall is one of many things that the Gry's belive to be built by the Gods. These walls in known history have been breached once but only in the legend of the 7 when they came to restore the darkness gry was the lands where Tiranik built his fortress and force the darkness to consume the other lands.

[NeAvO]

-i've got to make my own dinner -i don't know how to cook -i have no life skills -might have to get a take away from down the road +atleast itll be warm and taste ok -GCSE result this thursday

[docKnubis]

+i know how to cook +i love to cook +cooking is fun +do you know why +becuz when you cook you get to eat +i can cook

[OpheliaBlue]

- oh crap I forgot to send you that prime rib recipe doc + gonna do that right now

[MSG]

+ pppprime ribs + iPods + Nobody Likes Onions - I'm not caught up in the episodes, I'm like on 86 and theres 103 now + I freed myself from the enslavement digg.com had on me everything is so hyped... and every month theres a new threat that is going to ruin the internet. its stupid.

[docKnubis]

thanks blue im hungry now ... and i cant cook it till i vist home again... maybe next weekend

[NeAvO]

+i didn't have to make my own dinner after all

[FreshBrains]

+ Re-adopted by BillyBob - Sloth still isn't here!

[MSG]

+sloth - sloth isnt here I need someone to cry to

[badassbob]

+I'm eating noodles -The noodles at the top of the bowl are slightly uncooked and crunchy -The noodles are running out -The noodles are going cold as I type this message -I didn't drain all the water from the bowl -The flavouring has sunk to the bottom and is making the flavour at the bottom of the bowl too strong -The noodles are gone -I feel sick

[Courtney Mae]

-where is courtney i need a rock to throw [/b] Do you want to throw a rock at me? O.o

[Tsen]

+Got around to updating my Myspace pictures with a couple of pictures from my senior year and a picture of me as a widdle kiddum. +Everything not at the dorm already is packed +I found out µtorrent can run off of a flash drive, which makes it infinitely cooler as a torrent client than Azureus -No torrent programs allowed on the USU internet connections +I think I can get around that with a proxy server and the flash-drive thingy -MORE crazy 18 year olds I know are getting married. I think its at 10 now. Worst of all, MY COUSIN is one of them. She's crazy--and not only is she marrying at 18, she's buying a house with the guy and moving in a few months before they're marrying, and their 18 year old friend who's single and five months pregnant is moving in with them. CRAZY.

[FreshBrains]

+ I made the LONGEST POST EVAR. - For me, anyway. + It was all from memory! + COPY 'N PASTE! "Way back when I was just a little bitty boy livin' in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house a half a block down the street from Jerry's bait shop, you know the place. Well, anyway, life back then, everything was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would feed me a big 'ol bowl of saurkraut for breakfast. A BIG BOWL OF SAURKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNIN'! It was driving me crazy! So I went to my mom and I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the saurkraut?" And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. And she leans right down next to me, and says "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" Then she tied me to a wall and pour-fed me nothing but saurkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old! That's when I swore that one day, one day I would get out of that basement and travel to a magical faraway place where the sun is always shining, the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh so fluffay! Where there's shriners on the levers, where's there's ukelele's all day long and anybody on the street will shave your back for a nickel! Well, the very next day my dream came true because a local radio station was having this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Lenord Nemoy's butt. I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize! That's right, a first-class one-way ticket to Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallbuquerque! I've never been on a real airplane before, and I've got to tell ya, it was really great. Except for the fact that I had to sit between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor, and the little kid in back of me threw up all the time, and the flight attentandts ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was Biodome with Pauly Shore! Oh, yeah, and three of the airplane engines blew out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You know why? Because I had my traytable up, and my seat back in the full upright position! So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage, draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball, and my lucky lucky lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel! But finally I arrived in the world-famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn, where the towels are oh so fluffay! And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you want to, it's okay, they're clean! So I check into my room, and I turn down the AC, and I turn on the Spectravision, and I'm about to eat that little chocolate mint on your pillow that I love so very very much, when suddenly, there's a knock on my door. "Who is it?" No answer. "Who is it?!" No answer. "Who eeez it?" They're not saying anything, so I go over to the door, and just as I expected, there's a big, fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril! Oh, man, I hate it when I'm right. Anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel, and I'm like "Hey, you can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!" And he's like, "Tough." And I'm like, "Give it!" And he's like, "Make me!" And I'm like... "Kay!" So I run in and he grabs my esophogous and I bite his ear off and he gives me a colonic irrigation, yes indeedy you'd better believe it! And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook. And about twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice. You know what it said? I'll tell you what it said! It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again, if you need help hang up and dial your ooooperator, In" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallbuquerque! So, long story short, he got away with my snorkel. And I made a solemn vow, right then and there, that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant, until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice. But first, I decided to go get some donuts. So I get into my car and I drive over to the donut shop and I go up to the guy behind the counter and he's like "Yeeaahhh, whaddya want?" And I'm like, "You got any glazed donuts?" And he's like "No, we're outta glazed donuts." And I' like, "You got any jelly donuts?" And he's like "No, we're outta jelly donuts." And I'm like, "You got any apple fritters!?" And he's like "No, we're outta apple fritters!" And I'm like, "YOU GOT ANY BEAR CLAWS?!" And he's like, "Wait a minute, I'll go check." .........."No, we're outta bear claws!" So I said, "In that case, in that case what DO you have?" He says, "All I've got right now is this box of one dozen starving crazed weazels." So I say, "All right, I'll take that." So I take the box and I open up the lid and immidiatly these flesh-eating weasels start latching onto my face, they were just goin' nuts! I run out into the street, yelling and screaming like a constipated weiner dog, when suddenly I run into the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a caligraphy enthusiast with skin bearing the color of strained peaches. And the first thing she said to me was, "Hey. You've got weasels on your face." Just there I knew it was true love! We were inseperable after that! We ate together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss! So we got hitched and had ourselves two beautiful children, Nethanial and Superfly! We were so very, very happy. Oh yeah. But one faithful night, Zelda said to me "Sweety pumpkin, would you like to join the Columbia record club?" And I say "WOAH baby! I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!" So we broke up and I never saw her again, but that's just the way things go in Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallbuquerque! That's fine though, because the next week I got the job of my dreams. That's right, I got a part-time job at the sizzler! I even got Employee Of The Month that one time I put out a grease fire with my face. Everyone was pretty jealous of me after that. Oh yeah, I was getting a lot of atta'tude. Like this one time where I'm trying to remove excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty trying to carry this sofa up the stairs all by himself! So I say, "Hey, you want any help with that?" and he says "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did. And then he gets all indignant on me! He says, "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic!" Well, that's just great. How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a MIND-READER for cryin' out loud. Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. I'm walking along, and this guy comes up to me and says he hasn't hade a bite in three days. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny I took a big bite out of his juglar vein! So he starts running and bleeding and screaming all over! I say, "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just running and rolling and bleeding all over the sidewalk! Man, some people can't take a joke. So, anyway.... Uh.. I seem to have lost my train of thought... I guess the point I'm trying to make here, is that I HATE SAURKRAUT! That's all I'm really trying to say. Oh, and if you ever find yourself in some existential quandry full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful, meaningless existence... At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours there's still a little place called Alburquerque Alburquerque Alburquerque, Alburquerque Alburquerque, Alburquerque Alburquerque, Alburquerque Alburquerque, Alburquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) ................. "Querque!" (Querque&#33 Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque, Alburquerque ALBURQUERQUE! "

[TweaK]

- FreshBrains has gone CRAZY + Me is abwhoring his PDA - Batteries only last 30 mins or so, they're kinda dead + New batteries soon + Installed a LOT of nice games/apps on my PDA

[docKnubis]

Do you want to throw a rock at me? O.o [/b] mae be ... get it MAE be as in mae is your middle name and be as in maybe.... +music rocks load music rocks harder

[Courtney Mae]

Wow. That was.....fantastic. XD

[docKnubis]

Wow. That was.....fantastic. XD [/b] i know and i didnt even hav e to try it just comes natural