This is how you raise your kids.

**RyanParis** · 03-03-2006 09:19 AM

I'm pretty tired of walking into the San Francisco mall, Best Buy, Barnes and Noble, ect, and seeing couples who don't know how to raise their kids. Just the other day I walked into Sears in the San Francisco mall with Emily and there were thousands of couples shopping who didn't know how to raise their kids. I had to tell this 20+ year-old couple pushing a stroller that that their children are best not put in a stroller and then I had to tell them what their kids should eat and what they should wear. The couple then called me an asshole and told me how dare I tell them how to raise their kids. Emily and I then told about six more couples shopping in Sears how to raise their kids.

You see, if all couples were like Emily and I, kids everywhere would be behaving, capable, advanced members of the United States. In short, all kids would be like Emily and I. Emily and I know what's good and what's bad, what's right and what's wrong, how to raise a beautiful family, how to make love right, unlike most (including you) people. It's true. Emily and I are perfect and no one can do anything about it. Everyone else in the world should be like us.

It's true.

**RyanParis** · 03-03-2006 09:27 AM

Here are two pics of Emily's friend and the San Francisco mall:

http://www.niksula.cs.hut.fi/~saara/usa200...f1/010_mall.jpg
http://carnets.de.route.free.fr/Photos%20g...%20-%20Mall.jpg

It's true.

**Ynot** · 03-03-2006 10:20 AM

Originally posted by RyanParis
It's true.

No doubt in my mind

**RyanParis** · 03-03-2006 11:51 AM

Originally posted by Ynot

No doubt in my mind

Damn right.

**Ynot** · 03-03-2006 12:09 PM

So, R.P.

if you had to have an alter-ego.....

I don't know
someone kind and sweet
probably female
possibly of mod status, perhaps
and interested in lucid dreaming

what would you call yourself?

hypothetically, of course

**Gwendolyn** · 03-03-2006 12:30 PM

Ryan, if I were in one of those couples, I would have punched the shit clean out of you. If all of the couples in the world were like you, we'd have psychotic nazi children running around like idiots talking about 'white power' just like you do, ignorant of their own ignorance. I hope you never procreate.

**Seeker** · 03-03-2006 01:17 PM

No doubt you would also tell me I raised my kids badly.

Well, at the very least my kids have been raised to have enough manners not to walk around the mall insulting people.

Matter of fact, I'm betting you are lying about the whole thing and posted this just to cause a sensation.

*Seeker gets out his list and places another checkmark beside RyanParis's name*

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-03-2006 02:22 PM

Originally posted by Gwendolyn
I hope you never procreate.

Haha. I don't think you have to worry too much about that, love. We already know he has trouble "taking care of business."

**ravenqueen** · 03-03-2006 03:11 PM

Wow you really do love stirring up trouble huh Ryan. A big attention getter. Well you got mine Congrats! You have officially made my list of Absolute Asses. That is a really hard thing to do on a chat thread but you did it. I agree with Seeker you are most likely nothing more then a lier trying to cause a reaction from people which makes you an ass. Using how people care about their children to cause a reaction makes you an Absolute Ass. All your "I'm perfect and my whole family will be perfect" talk simply means you are really most likely insecure about yourself.

It's True.

**Howie** · 03-03-2006 03:41 PM

Originally posted by ravenqueen
Wow you really do love stirring up trouble huh Ryan. A big attention getter. Well you got mine Congrats! You have officially made my list of Absolute Asses. That is a really hard thing to do on a chat thread but you did it. I agree with Seeker you are most likely nothing more then a lier trying to cause a reaction from people which makes you an ass. Using how people care about their children to cause a reaction makes you an Absolute Ass. All your "I'm perfect and my whole family will be perfect" talk simply means you are really most likely insecure about yourself.

It's True.

ha ha! You ahve an "official list" of asses?
How long is it?

**Ynot** · 03-03-2006 03:45 PM

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ha ha! You ahve an "official list" of asses?
How long is it?

and does it look bigger in this dress?

**ravenqueen** · 03-03-2006 03:48 PM

[quote]

ha ha! You ahve an "official list" of asses?
How long is it?

LOL Surprisingly not long but within the next year I'm sure I will have enough to put on a tee-shirt.

**ravenqueen** · 03-03-2006 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Ynot

and does it look bigger in this dress?

Both of yall need to quit making me laugh, I was trying to be serious you know. You ruined the moment lol

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-03-2006 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Ynot
So, R.P.

if you had to have an alter-ego.....

I don't know
someone kind and sweet
probably female
possibly of mod status, perhaps
and interested in lucid dreaming

what would you call yourself?

hypothetically, of course

lol you think Ryan is me?!

whatever, he wishes

**Ynot** · 03-03-2006 03:57 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

lol you think Ryan is me?!

whatever, he wishes

well........

I did.....sorta

It's something I'd do, anyway

Boot an annoying user off
and assume his identity

ok, maybe not

I apologise

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-03-2006 04:01 PM

Originally posted by Ynot

well........

I did.....sorta

It's something I'd do, anyway

Boot an annoying user off
and assume his identity

ok, maybe not

I apologise

nah it's ok, I'm kinda wishing I'd have thought of it first now

**Ynot** · 03-03-2006 04:02 PM

Ok, Ryan

you may feel more at home, here

http://rightwingclothing.com/

They have a forum !!

**Josh_Mac** · 03-03-2006 04:37 PM

*yawn* You still here paris, your sensational rambling's are boring now... you sure are good at putting people to sleep, first your girl...now me.
Thinking about it... have you ever posted outside senseless banter? bit strange for a white power, Neo-Nazi to not clutter up the forum

**Jrels** · 03-03-2006 08:13 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis
Everyone else in the world should be like us.

It's never going to happen so try to do something constructive with your time instead of walking around the mall and making a fool of yourself.

On the other hand, everything you say sounds like a fabrication, which would make you even more of a loser.

**nesgirl119** · 03-03-2006 08:21 PM

Originally posted by RyanParis
I'm pretty tired of walking into the San Francisco mall, Best Buy, Barnes and Noble, ect, and seeing couples who don't know how to raise their kids. Just the other day I walked into Sears in the San Francisco mall with Emily and there were thousands of couples shopping who didn't know how to raise their kids. I had to tell this 20+ year-old couple pushing a stroller that that their children are best not put in a stroller and then I had to tell them what their kids should eat and what they should wear. The couple then called me an asshole and told me how dare I tell them how to raise their kids. Emily and I then told about six more couples shopping in Sears how to raise their kids.

You see, if all couples were like Emily and I, kids everywhere would be behaving, capable, advanced members of the United States. In short, all kids would be like Emily and I. Emily and I know what's good and what's bad, what's right and what's wrong, how to raise a beautiful family, how to make love right, unlike most (including you) people. It's true. Emily and I are perfect and no one can do anything about it. Everyone else in the world should be like us.

This is how we feel about your posts:

Not interested.
Hey, this is how you truely raise your kids:
With love, but not annoying the pants off of them!!

**Josh_Mac** · 03-03-2006 09:31 PM

Originally posted by nesgirl119

Hey, this is how you truely raise your kids:
With love, but not annoying the pants off of them!!

If he can't even get his girl's pant's off, he definitely won't get his kids off, no matter how annoying he is

**Umbrella** · 03-03-2006 09:42 PM

You know, there's a trick to this, something that'll make him leave for sure. It's not easy, but it is possible.
The trick is for everyone to stop replying to any of his topics, which, in time, will make him bored because he's got nothing to laugh about anymore. Which will make him use his time for something else, like for instance growing up, or (more likely) becoming another forum's local spammer.

I'm sure most of you knew this and just think there's no fun in making him leave that way... But hey, just in case you didn't. ^.^

**Ynot** · 03-03-2006 11:06 PM

Originally posted by Umbrella
You know, there's a trick to this, something that'll make him leave for sure. It's not easy, but it is possible.
The trick is for everyone to stop replying to any of his topics, which, in time, will make him bored because he's got nothing to laugh about anymore. Which will make him use his time for something else, like for instance growing up, or (more likely) becoming another forum's local spammer.

I'm sure most of you knew this and just think there's no fun in making him leave that way... But hey, just in case you didn't. ^.^

you could also change his avatar to an enoumous penis

same result, only funnier

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-03-2006 11:49 PM

yeah umbrella's idea is the best, but there's no way to implement it really

so the admins usually go with Ynot's idea in these cases (replace penis with gay pink bunny or Eric Estrada)