Chuck Norris > You

**RyanParis** · 02-05-2006 05:05 PM

**lucidvegan** · 02-06-2006 11:47 AM

Chuck must be really old by now though.......

**RyanParis** · 02-06-2006 02:16 PM

Originally posted by lucidvegan
Chuck must be really old by now though.......

Chuck Norris doesn't age, he just fights himself when no one else is around and therefore his skin peeled and made him look old.

**Neruo** · 02-06-2006 02:25 PM

Chuck norris eats a bowl of gravel for breakfast, a plate of molten lead for lunch and some bouf-a-la-nailpins for dinner. As a dessert, he shoots himself in the head.

**lucidvegan** · 02-06-2006 02:59 PM

Hes probably got false teeth and wears a truss

**Amethyst Star** · 02-06-2006 06:20 PM

Well, he probably doesn't like others doing favors for him. So he gave his teeth back to his parents and got his replaced by ivory teeth made from an elephant he killed by round-house kicking it.

**mongreloctopus** · 02-06-2006 06:29 PM

I bet this recent wave of chuck norris mania was created by him or his agency in an attempt to make some more money off of movie and tv-series sales.

**AlternateReality** · 02-06-2006 08:56 PM

Chuck will kick you for that.

**Ynot** · 02-06-2006 09:05 PM

Originally posted by AlternateReality
Chuck will kick you for that.

verbal warning, sunshine

next time, you make the roster

**lucidvegan** · 02-06-2006 11:33 PM

Ynot - you and I is from the same town!

**Ynot** · 02-07-2006 12:47 AM

seriously?
you're a southend lass?

**Led** · 02-07-2006 02:04 AM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

woah!! huh? whoah

**danbarber** · 02-07-2006 10:59 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Watch this, he gets beat therefore he is not ultimate.

**AlternateReality** · 02-07-2006 11:00 PM

http://www.christgreaterthani.com/main/

We need those for Chuck

**A Lost Soul** · 02-07-2006 11:32 PM

Chuck needs to post in the correct forum.

**lucidvegan** · 02-07-2006 11:36 PM

Ynot - I am serious! Well just outside Southend.

**AlternateReality** · 02-08-2006 07:35 AM

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

WTF is with him in Dodgeball?

**CryoDragoon** · 02-08-2006 06:34 PM

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

**Neruo** · 02-08-2006 08:17 PM

Originally posted by CryoDragoon
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

Chuck norris would win... in reality.

**CryoDragoon** · 02-08-2006 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Neruo

Chuck norris would win... in reality.

not with 2 gandalfs

**OpheliaBlue** · 02-08-2006 09:19 PM

Originally posted by CryoDragoon

not with 2 gandalfs *

a GandalfChuckGandalf sandwich, yummmmmmmmmmm

**Mitzie** · 02-08-2006 09:53 PM

I'm too lazy to do a google search thingy, or click the link in the first post... Who the hell is Chuck Norris?

Just shows you all how much I really care.