....is not, in all honesty, a section I read very often.
I find it a tad annoying

Now it seems to me (this is a bad move, I know - flaming retribution will follow this post, I'm sure) that the section is infested with posts about how a demon invaded your mind while dreaming and made you dribble on your pillow

I was sitting in bed last night, looking at my wall calender
trying to work out what time I needed to get up the next day, cause I was out on site.

I was tired, it was about half eleven, so it required a fair amount of concentration to step through my morning journey backwards

got to be on site by 10:30
that's half hour tube journey (10:00)
hour on the train into london (9:00)
15 mins walk to station (8:45)
half hour to shower and dress (8:15)
etc.

now, as I was doing this - all the time, staring at my calender - it fell off the wall, and plopped onto my legs
whether it was fatigue or what, I don't know
but the first thing I thought of was "wow, post that on DV in beyond dreaming and I'll have people convincing me my FHM calender is possessed by a demon"

I found this quite funny
not ball-achingly funny
but that wonderful, long fairly-funny where your grinning stupidly about it for 10 minutes, letting out the occasional audible chuckle

now, I don't know why it fell off
it's hung on one nail, that isn't very well hammered in
(plasterboard stud wall)

such is life, I suppose