Thread: DV's Top Ten List Countdown

Ok, for the sake of breathing some life back into Senseless Banter, I thought I would try to initiate a game that I've seen on other forums.

Basically, the idea is to mimic David Letterman's infamous Top Ten Countdown.

I'll start a topic on a particular subject. Then the next person to post will put the #10 and then place his/her comment. The following poster would then put #9 and then their comment...so on and so on. The person who puts the #1 response gets to start the next topic.

Remember to edit the number of your post if someone beats you to the countdown. Here goes...



THE TOP 10 WAYS YOU KNOW A DATE IS GOING BADLY ARE:

#10 She orders liver and onions

#9: She is missing more teeth than you

#8 She looks unimpressed that your bike has 10 speeds.

#7 She has no idea who you are.

#6 She doesn't come back from the bathroom...

#5 She brings along her pet chihuahua, 'Pookey', to whom she feeds half of her $50 filet mignon that you'll be paying for

#4 Shes brings a box to the date.

#3 She complains about the cafeteria service.

#2: You see she's stolen your wallet already.

#1 You never know what kind of health conditions she will have, & it could end up being more of a funeral than a date.

Top 10 ways of how you know you are dreaming (whether they make sense or not!)

Originally posted by nesgirl119
Top 10 ways of how you know you are dreaming (whether they make sense or not!)

#10: Your mom is sporting junk

9) You fall off of a 10 story building, and come out of the ordeal unscathed.

8 ) When you can finally afford those shoes....

#7 You are now of the opposite sex.

#7
When your hands sparkle in the sunlight, and city buildings can breathe.

#6
Awaken is talking about how he just got laid.

-stifled, unbiased, laugh-
-cough cough-

#5 There is an old kung-fu man with blue/blind eyes trying to take over the world with a shitload of locusts....AND IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM I OWE HIM AN ASSWHOOPIN!!!!!!!

#4
A hunk of chalk and a slab of burgess shale explain to you their grand unified theory, jovially referred to as the sedimentary interpretation, while skipping rocks on the River Cam.

# 3

You wake up in a pile of $100 bills and realize it is a false awakening...

#2 The woman of your dreams is seducing you with sweet nothings, and her voice suddenly changes to the morning radio guy!

#1 You wake up & see an unconscious 2nd you still in bed, then you go read a book!! (end of discussion!)

Okay, again, the top 10 worst video games ever!

# 10 - Leisure Suit Larry meets Leo Volont

LOL.

#9 Blade II ....Ugh.

omg I keep seeing posts by "O-neironaut" and I think it's you

I was like "does O have a dash in his name or not...yeah...he does"

ANYway, I haven't played many games, but I know enough to know that #8 would be Zelda II which stunk quite hard