DV's Top Ten List Countdown

#7 Crabby

#6 Loosey Lui

#5 Smutty

#4 Scabby

#3 Pole Cat

#2 Ms. Burns

#1 Harold




The Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for George W. Bush

#10 Getting Terrorists to stop attacking the USA by entering their dreams!! :lol:

#9 I will not say something stupid

#8 I'll try to spend more time on my ranch. :roll:

#7 what the hell is a res o lew shun? Cheney, come gimmie a hand with this "list"

#6 To get you all to watch this drive...

#5. To read a chapter book all on my own.

#4 to propose and pass the new worker program visas so at least the illegal immigrants will like him

#3 Buy a new pruh-nuncy-a-shun guide. Or hire on another bee-euro-crat to speak for him.

#2 Remove all finger paint from hands before
appearing on the Tee Vee, y'all.

#1 Stay the course...





The Top 10 Worst Themes for an Amusement Park

#10 BoogerLand !
Come see our fascinating collection of Crusties! Ride the Mucus Flume!
Marvel at the Amazing Tunnel of Snot! *gag*

#9 Leper Land (Let Yourself Go)

# 8 STD Island
Join us for Crabfest !

#7 Labour Land - Your kids would never leave!

#6 Pedo Palace (admission FREE for kids 12 and under)

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#6 Pedo Palace (admission FREE for kids 12 and under) [/b]

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lmfao hahaha. Thats awufl.

#5 homework world. All the homework you could ever wnat to do and more.

#4 Bush Gardens - A Phonics-based Fun Land where [literacy] can finally be cured.

#3 Six Flags over Pyongyang