Thread: Meme Views

My friends, I come before you with a very strange lucid indeed. It was a cold night last night, the air had a certain chill to it. I like to open my window on such nights in order to let the fresh breeze encompass me as I meditate on what kind of lucid experience I want to attain. Last night though, things seemed different. The wind called out to me, whispering in the night like an ancient song. I put the thought aside, it could be any number of things from spirit guardians or Adrian Lewis trying to distract me from my training.

Then, as always I went to sleep. This time though, I awoke in a land far beyond my control. Yes, I knew I was dreaming but this was different. The world was dark and desolate. It sounds strange, but I heard the wind whispering again. "DreamMaster27, what you see here is a future of my own design. One where memes no longer exist. This future may come to pass. I fear you may inadvertedly cause all banter in the world to dry up. You must continue your darts training or I fear the world as we know it may be gone. Go to dream views, tell them that they must rebrand their site as meme views or lucid dreaming will be exposed and the forces that mean to stop your training will be able to infiltrate your astral realm and bring about a global banter famine. Once the site is called meme views no one will click on it because it will just be another trashy meme website like all the others. Dream views must be protected or Adrian Lewis will rise again, stronger and more powerful than ever before. Go dream master 27, and may your dreams stay true to you..."