One of my Freinds called me potato yeasterday and for some reason I just like writng a Essay about it , so read it I say!

It has come to my attention recently that one Justin Steuart Peeler has acquired the alias "Potato." Why? I am not sure. After several minutes comparing my face to a common Idaho potato I found few similarities. There were to two dimples that could be mistaken for eyes but I believe that is the fault of said potato. So I do not think I received the name through my appearance.
Next, in my quest to discover the origin of my nickname, I attempted to better know my familiar I tried to get into there mind. Let me explain this to you. Potatoes are not lovers or fighters but vegetables you can not fathom how difficult how hard it is to get in the mental state of item that has NO brain waves when I achieved this "enlightened state" I felt cold and disconnected. seeing as i do not feel like that on a daily basis I can cancel out the idea that i got the "title" potato through my emotional capacity
I went out on a branch and thought "maybe my origins are the cause for this new name" But potatoes are sprouted from other potatoes and I was birthed from my mother. Or I believe I went through a normal human birth. I might of been sprouted from another human being in some type of underground government facility. Even if this is true how would a teenage girl know about it? So I know my origin is not the reason for my newly found misnomer.
But this information does little to help me understand my predicament. So I plead with you cease you name calling or give my logical information on why I am called potato. Your reply would be greatly appreciated.

Animo et Fide
-Justin