Make up your own original movie quotes

**sedrick** · 10-09-2014 06:02 PM

So this is a thread I've wanted to see for a while, so I thought I'd start it myself.

Yeah, basically post any quotes you've thought up that sound like they come from a movie. Just make sure they're ORIGINAL. Here's a sort of lame one:

"I'm gonna mangle your face so bad that no compassionate human being'll ever sell you a mirror."

**ParadoxOwl** · 10-09-2014 09:08 PM

"HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!" *jumps on your face and pecks your eyes out*

sorry

**spellbee2** · 10-14-2014 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by ParadoxOwl

"HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!" *jumps on your face and pecks your eyes out*

- Samuel Owl Jackson.

"That's my secret, Cap'. I'm always hungry."

**JadeGreen** · 01-29-2015 04:32 PM

Here are a few, both serious and funny:

"You can't make me the hero or the villain. You can't decide who I should like and who I should hate. You can't tell me what I should do or what lessons I should learn and when. Because those choices are mine to make and they give me my identity, and it is one of the few things that I have that is mine to decide and mine alone, and without it, That person is no longer me and I may as well be dead."

"Some people look at violence as a cruel and primitive way of solving problems. But if one party initiates it, all parties must be prepared to follow suit."

"This is my MACHINEGUN MACHINEGUN! IT'S A MACHINEGUN THAT SHOOTS MACHINE GUNS!!!"

"Do what you love, ignore what other people think of you, follow passion! And when poo finally come out, do not give crap to anyone!"