Haha, nice one MidnightRider.

This is the first limerick I've written, so I'm not sure if I did it right. MidnightRider did the monkey one but I already made this so I'll just post it.

There once was a monkey named Kony
And Kony was indeed a little bit bony
So he stuffed his face
With a whole lot of cake
Then suddenly Kony was no longer bony