Thread: Me John and Jesus just had a few beers tonight. The results.

Just a few hours ago....In the not so humble city of sydney near the beach. Sat nirvanastarseed and jesus, (john was in the toliet for the moment......but would come out and sit down with them when he'd finished).....in a house who were greatly tired after an exhausting week of running around the world helping to stop extremist getting hold of nuclear weapons, that they would not hesitate to use.

7:30pm

NirvanaStarseed: "That must have been pretty painful on the cross. I can't imagine what you went through"

Jesus " By that point I had enough control over that pain. The cross was the easy part.

Nirvanastarseed "The easy part? What could be worse?"

Jesus "You do not understand the group energy we had going with the 12 of us. It created a powerful flow of spiritual energy that we were going to use.

Nirvanastarseed "you guys have failed so many times. What makes this time different?"

Jesus: "We are experienced. There is a good chance we will get this right this time. After all we have been through. We can't fail. We have the energy of the new age aquarious coming in now.


NirvanaStarseed: "Is that why you got that guy to carry the water on the last super. I wondered what you were doing"

Jesus "Exackly. I knew it would not be possible untill this age. 2000 years later. They thought when I was riding on the donkey it was all going to happen. My disicples asked if it was going to be but I did not want to disapoint them I told them 'It is not your time to know when it will come, just know it is coming' They were so happy. Here it comes. The kingdom of god to wipe out all darkness. he is coming to save the world! And they praised and carried on like it was the end of suffering. How hopeful they were. Only to see me go to the cross. Can you imagine their dissapointment? And those against me how they laughed. none of them understood us. The difference this time is they will understand. this time it WILL be the time for it to be completed. The stage is set and all the sacrifice of the past will be enjoyed in this age.

"Nirvanastarseed" Fascinating. I feel like that guy off startrek when I am around you. I am always saying that.

Jesus "startrek is nt the most entertaining show"

nirvanastarseed "agreed"

A few beers later..........

There he is. John where have you been? we've been talking about you.

John: "I see you've tasted that tea of jesus's. how do you like it.
nirvanastarseed: "very energizing"
nirvanastarseed: "Jesus has been telling me about your immortality these last 2000 years.

John: "ah yes, in many ways it has been a blessing, but also a curse."

nirvanastarseed "and the time in germany they hung you with piano wire? Why didn't you just escape from them"

john: "when you ar working with humanity directly like that you must be subject to the same limitations"

Nirvanastarseed: "Why cant you materialize a few gold bars so i dont have to work so much. free some time up to help out."

John: "*shakes head. "how much you have forgotten"
John " i remember those first few sweet years with the master, we would oftern give him replies like this you know what he always said?

nirvanastarseed: what?

jesus: "oh ye of little faith"

nirvanastarseed: "with me it should be oh ye of little time"

Jesus: there is always time.

"nirvanastarseed: Speaking of the old days I was just talking to jesus before about when he was on the cross, he told me that was the easy part. lol.

John: "yeah i know. Judas"

nirvanastarseed "what do you mean judas"

Jesus:
"It was the betrayal that exhausted the rest of us. I was so sad becaus eI knew what it meant. It destroyed our energy totally. Sweating blood,litrally. it was incredible painful and difficult. I almost could not exist here to continue the work. If it wasn't for that angel recharging me I would have died in the process. Once judas withdrew the damage was done. You should of seen them sleeping all the time.

"john: I slept like a log.

Jesus: "I had to make them stay awake and beg them not to fall into temptation and to stay aware. Couldn't you see me laughing on the cross. That was the easy part. If you only knew. lol.

Nirvanastarseed "Amazing. I'm going to write this in dreamviews.
jesus: If you must. But dont use our real names obviously. And censor what is needed.
nirvanastarseed: "ofcourse"

john: Lets talk about the future. have you told him?
Jesus: not yet

Nirvanastarseed "told me what? why are you keeping secrets?"

wow.....that is so interesting nirvana! I loved the way in which jesus described the collective energy of the 12 of them and now it will be this time around that the world will be saved. And john...he is so wise, but I guess 2000 years of living does that to you. [/blatant sarcasm]








...btw, I assume you call your left hand john and your right one jesus and you were doing some sort of fucked up puppet show, right?

...btw, I assume you call your left hand john and your right one jesus and you were doing some sort of fucked up puppet show, right?[/b]

I think you hit the nail on the head.

Originally posted by Truthbearer
...btw, I assume you call your left hand john and your right one jesus and you were doing some sort of fucked up puppet show, right?

I just typed it there was no puppet show.

They should do shows like that at primary school.

sure! if we want our children to grow up to be disturbed freaks with multiple personality disorder and no grip on reality, then we definately should!!!!x3

if we want our children to grow up to be disturbed freaks with multiple personality disorder and no grip on reality[/b]

Seen the world lately?

sure! if we want our children to grow up to be disturbed freaks with multiple personality disorder and no grip on reality[/b]

Or Michael Jackson...

Originally posted by Roller
Or Michael Jackson...

or my cluinary arts teacher

Originally posted by Roller

sure! if we want our children to grow up to be disturbed freaks with multiple personality disorder and no grip on reality

Or Michael Jackson...[/b]

It's interesting you mention him...I'm currently rewriting my thesis on MJ's Origin. There is the original, less-detailed, shorter version in the Philosophy forum.

Let me just say this: if you knew the truth, you would not casually throw out such accusations...

drunk post. delete it.

interesting poll results

Originally posted by NirvanaStarseed+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(NirvanaStarseed)</div>

drunk post. delete it.[/b]

Nooooooooooo! This is possibly the greatest drunk thread since Truthbearer's!

<!--QuoteBegin-NirvanaStarseed
interesting poll results

Interesting poll.

Well, if its officially a drunk post I think it is time for it to go to senseless banter, yes yes.

I thought it was a very intriguing scene. Tell me, did you put a lot of thought into it, or was it just like a stream of consciouness thing?

I dont want to boast. But this post was not one in which alot of thought was put into....I entertained myself as I went along. It was actually very careless and I found it amusing at the time. There is no easy way to say this without sounding like an arrogant bastard, so dont judge me to be that but because I know things other people dont it it only seems intriguing and like a lot of thought went into it. Really I was sensless bantering my unseen wisdom on the subject. And using a bit of my creative imagination, however In that disadvantaged state it came out alot poorer than it could have been, if thought had been put into it.

Razor suggested I make a short film based on this idea. Which I may do in the future.If so it will be alot better quality.

Oh dear....as a future filmmaker and plainly as a human being I am shocked and appalled

Here's an idea. Do not read or come near anything I post.
If I wanted to hear from you I'd pm you illusionbearer

illusionbearer

Oh dear....as a future filmmaker and plainly as a human being I am shocked and appalled[/b]

what I will do is try not to read anything you post or reply. As it does not warrant any of my attention. How terrible for you if you do the same.

Originally posted by NorwayBirdseed
illusionbearer

Oh dear....as a future filmmaker and plainly as a human being I am shocked and appalled

what I will do is try not to read anything you post or reply. As it does not warrant any of my attention. How terrible for you if you do the same.[/b]

dude, changing the name of the person you are quoting ain't that hard....

also, I wouldn't read anything I post either....it might just blow my mind!

TruthFuker wrote:

NorwayBirdseed wrote:
illusionbearer *
Quote:
Oh dear....as a future filmmaker and plainly as a human being I am shocked and appalled

what I will do is try not to read anything you post or reply. As it does not warrant any of my attention. How terrible for you if you do the same.

dude, changing the name of the person you are quoting ain't that hard.... *

also, I wouldn't read anything I post either....it might just blow my mind![/b]

LMAO. God that is funny.

And even though you are a delluded arrogant bastard I still love you. I take back anything hurtful I may have said.

Follow Truth


but maybe not truthbearer until he becomes a little more humble and wisdom

oh no I know a dirty word I have sinned. I must wash my mouth out with soap and never swear again because its unplesant. but I had to sin cause it was a joke.

All right, enough, you two...

I won't sit by and let two people I care for very much -- Truthie, whom I admire, and Staashiido, a good friend -- segue into a bitchslap session.

Thats not what it is mujah, I am joking around. I love him. He loves film and truth.
so do I therefore Its all good. 8)

Originally posted by NirvanaStarseed
Thats not what it is mujah, I am joking around. I love him. He loves film and truth. *
so do I therefore Its all good. 8)

Ah, I see -- good to hear. Carry on, then.