So yeah. Post stories of how you horribly ended your relationship with somebody. I'll go first.

So, I was on a beach at Sierra Leone (most underdevolped nation in the world) and I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. If she reads this I'm gonna be so embarrassed. Anyway, we flirted for a while, and then she introduces me to her Sri Lankan boyfriend. (The people you meet in the developing world...) We poke a jellyfish with a stick, and go home.
Next time I go to a beach, she's there without her boyfriend. I find out that he's an objectifying gastard, and convince her to break up with him.
Did I mention her mom was dating the managing director of the largest phone company in the country?
So, then, at Christmas, we go to the beach for two days, and she's there as well. We flirt for like 2 days (my brother was wrapped up with Lebanese girls...).
Her mom's boyfriend starts inviting us to dinner parties. He's indian, so we arrive at 7 and eat at 9. We flirt there too.
Next thing I know, she's in Spain, no way I'm ever going to be able to see her again.

What are yall's fails.