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    1. 01-06-2014 11:36 PM #1
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      Exclamation Serious humor problem

      We need more funny attitudes! I want every post to contain something that will make me laugh. Joke more, be less negative!
      Change now!
      I fill my heart with fire, with passion, passion for what makes me nostalgic. A unique perspective fuels my fire, makes me discover new passions, more nostalgia. I love it.

      "People tell dreamers to reality check and realize this is the real world and not one of fantasies, but little do they know that for us Lucid Dreamers, it all starts when the RC fails"
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    2. 01-07-2014 01:37 AM #2
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      What's brown and sticky?
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      What washes up on tiny beaches?
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      What do you do when you see a spaceman?
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      Hurr
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    3. 01-07-2014 01:40 AM #3
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      Yeah! More of that!
      Interesting thing, some people are born for comedy. They can change any topic and make it hilarious!
      I fill my heart with fire, with passion, passion for what makes me nostalgic. A unique perspective fuels my fire, makes me discover new passions, more nostalgia. I love it.

      "People tell dreamers to reality check and realize this is the real world and not one of fantasies, but little do they know that for us Lucid Dreamers, it all starts when the RC fails"
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    4. 01-07-2014 02:07 AM #4
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      LouaiB, rums03...

      Look at this "prrrt"

      My BeatBoxing 1 year old niece

      Dec 26, 2013
      10,147,422 views

      69,442*likes,*
      3,200*dislikes

      My niece is almost 1 year old and she can finally beatbox.

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      views since boxing day 2013 ( in13 days)
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    5. 01-07-2014 02:12 AM #5
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      !!!!!!!! 2 weeks, 10 million!? I will watch it now!

      LOL!!!
      Last edited by anderj101; 01-19-2014 at 05:27 PM. Reason: Merged
      I fill my heart with fire, with passion, passion for what makes me nostalgic. A unique perspective fuels my fire, makes me discover new passions, more nostalgia. I love it.

      "People tell dreamers to reality check and realize this is the real world and not one of fantasies, but little do they know that for us Lucid Dreamers, it all starts when the RC fails"
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    6. 01-07-2014 05:09 PM #6
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      Oh wow, that was pretty great.
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    7. 01-08-2014 08:21 PM #7
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      Havago, I did randomly watch this clip before. And I think that I saw it like 5 times in a row^^ hilarious!
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    8. 01-09-2014 09:19 AM #8
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    9. 01-19-2014 05:32 PM #9
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    10. 01-21-2014 11:20 PM #10
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      Dog keeps saying Nooo because he don't want to go to his lonely kennel (hahaha)

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    11. 01-22-2014 12:07 AM #11
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      I can only make intelligent people laugh.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    12. 01-22-2014 06:31 AM #12
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      Quote Originally Posted by Original Poster View Post
      I can only make intelligent people laugh.
      Bring it
      I fill my heart with fire, with passion, passion for what makes me nostalgic. A unique perspective fuels my fire, makes me discover new passions, more nostalgia. I love it.

      "People tell dreamers to reality check and realize this is the real world and not one of fantasies, but little do they know that for us Lucid Dreamers, it all starts when the RC fails"
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    13. 01-22-2014 07:22 AM #13
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    14. 01-22-2014 07:42 AM #14
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      Owner says "Mishka, are you Stupid"

      Mishka answers, "Noooo"

      And walks away insulted

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    15. 01-22-2014 07:51 AM #15
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      That guy didn't want that!

      Here's a lame joke:
      I rich man filled his Olympic sized pool with crocks, and called the whole town. He announced:"This is a contest! Who swims this whole pool will either marry my beautiful daughter, or get a million dollars!".
      The guys stood there thinking, then suddenly, one of them got into thee pool, swam the whole distance, then got out exhausted.
      The rich man said:"Great! You're a winner! Do you want to marry my daughter?"
      The man replied:"NO!"
      The rich man then said:"well, you want a million dollars?"
      The man replied:"NO!"
      The rich man then said:"Then what do you want?"
      The man replied:"I want to know who's the ********* that pushed me!!"
      I fill my heart with fire, with passion, passion for what makes me nostalgic. A unique perspective fuels my fire, makes me discover new passions, more nostalgia. I love it.

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    16. 01-22-2014 07:52 AM #16
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      Quote Originally Posted by LouaiB View Post
      Bring it
      I said intelligent people.

      EDIT: I suppose this emote is necessary to indicate I'm fucking around

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    17. 01-22-2014 07:54 AM #17
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      Quote Originally Posted by Original Poster View Post
      I said intelligent people.

      EDIT: I suppose this emote is necessary to indicate I'm fucking around
      Haha, I know your joking!
      Read my funny ass joke above!
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    18. 01-23-2014 06:19 AM #18
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      This got better and better, until I weed myself when the swearing white cocka2 told his owner what he thought of him.

      Got to share it with you:

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    19. 01-24-2014 02:32 AM #19
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    20. 01-24-2014 08:43 PM #20
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      Jokes for the sake of jokes are dead. Today's humor has to be wrapped in layers of implications and context.
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      Not if the joke is new!
      I fill my heart with fire, with passion, passion for what makes me nostalgic. A unique perspective fuels my fire, makes me discover new passions, more nostalgia. I love it.

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    22. 02-03-2014 07:16 PM #22
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      Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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    23. 02-03-2014 09:47 PM #23
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    24. 02-03-2014 11:36 PM #24
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      Too soon? lol

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