Thread: Hey you crazy??? Post here

I want sleep. But alas, then they'll sense weakness and come for me.

Hire someone to watch you while you sleep. I have this high school kid that watches me from Monday to Wednesday, and then a family of Sri Lankan immigrants who keep an eye out for me from Thursday to Sunday.

If you can't sleep, you can always act like you're asleep. But, why would that help? Instead, you could hide under your bed, and hope that the people won't steel your ability to sleep forever! Or, make it obvious that you sleep at work or school, that should fool 'em!