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    1. 12-09-2012 05:24 PM #1
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      The New Patrol!

      I'm feeling really insecure. I make 100000$ a year, have 3 PHDs an IQ of 145, and can kill squirrels with my mind. But I have recently learned that the average poster on an internet forum in a millionaire with an IQ of 160 and can shoot lasers from his eyes.

      So to stop this kind of shit I'm instituting the new:

      Yeah, right! Patrol


      Whenever someone posts their IQ on the internet we will be there, acting like the sarcastic losers that we are*

      We will topple threads!

      Shrink E-penises!

      Join now!

      By the way, if someone makes a post to this effect:"I actually have an IQ of 145, but I don't think they actually measure intelligence" or "I have a bigger penis than average but there's nothing wrong with a small one"

      We will find where they live and kill them in the most horrifying manner that we can think of.

      Are you willing to join? Or will you let the world end?


      *You have to be a sarcastic loser to be admitted into this patrol
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    2. 12-09-2012 06:49 PM #2
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      I can't join, I'm too stupid.
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    3. 12-09-2012 08:09 PM #3
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      I'm stupid too. Intelligence is not required or even welcome!
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    4. 12-09-2012 08:12 PM #4
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      So we're basically here to flame people who [we] think they are smart?
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    5. 12-09-2012 09:54 PM #5
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      We don't think they are smart, they think they are smart. They aren't, and neither are we. We are just bigger asses than them.
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    6. 12-09-2012 10:13 PM #6
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      You should go on IRC someday, a lot of applicants there for this amazing club.
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    7. 12-10-2012 12:17 AM #7
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      I agreed I'm a donkey with a huge ego.
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      I cannot fathom this based on your avatar.

      *dies*
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    9. 12-10-2012 01:09 AM #9
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      Or how about I just face-palm instead?

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    10. 12-10-2012 02:51 AM #10
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      Maybe you are a donkey and don't have palms.
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    11. 12-11-2012 10:24 AM #11
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      I'm afraid my avatar and my personality doesn't go hand-in-hand.

      And donkey is known as ass.
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