This is irrefutable proof but when I discovered the truth behind this startling conspiracy they tried uber hard to stop me from knowing the truth that's how I came to be all powerful because eventually they learned to respect me and soon I will make a movie about it starring peter boyle and daniel day lewis I would go through hollywood because they expressed interest in the film but then I realized they're all really being controlled by the pocket lint so I decided to start an indie project in order to teach the world about the truth.