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Okay I have come across some posts every now and then that the person posting most likely didn't remember making the post since they were drunk or whatever. So finally here is a thread dedicated to that specifically. If you are drunk or inebriated on something, feel free to post here whatever drunk message you might have to tell the masses. And no I am not drunk right now but I will try to post here every now and then. Drinkers of the world (and you other substance lovers) UNITE!!!!!
do you think a drunk or high person is gonna be in the state of mind to say hey im drunk/high i gotta go post in the HEY YOU DRUNK!! POST HERE!!!! thread, (but who knows itll provide some laughs)
Maybe not but I figured what the hell and made this thread anyway.
I think It's a good idea, because if you say something retarded people wont hold it against you. I also get alittle snippy.
Sorry Merck going to move this to senseless banter! would be fun though to see who posts! Oh and by the way I am not drunk yet!!!
I'm a bit sugar-high right now...hey, Alaurast, is that yaoi or yuri in your avatar? :tongue:
If i understand what you are asking Ramu... It could be whatever you want it to be. A devil or satan is usually looked at as a man and an angel is usually looked at as a woman. Who knows though if either have genders so it could be either way around or same/same. :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
hey, Alaurast, is that yaoi or yuri in your avatar? :tongue:
OK. I go with yaoi then. :content: I WUV YAOI! :biggrin:
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TAKE IT, MAGIC MOO-MOOS!
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wtf :eek:
woah! WTF is that YOUI stuff?/ Thats like drawn porn. sick, sick i tel you. In fact i dont think it should even be posted on Dv...
Duh, it's yaoi. :eh: No I didn't draw it.Quote:
Originally posted by Barbizzle
woah! WTF is that YOUI stuff?/ Thats like drawn porn. sick, sick i tel you. In fact i dont think it should even be posted on Dv...
The song stays.
!! OK that poem is just written porn!!
ramu please DO NOT post porn, especially homosexual anime porn. and please DO NOT post explicitly sexual songs. there are other places to please yourself with those images and lyrics :roll:
OMG there was NOTHING EXPLICIT AT ALL EVER! NOT IN THE PICS, NOT IN THE SONG! :wtf2:Quote:
Originally posted by Barbizzle+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Barbizzle)</div>You're kidding me, right? :wtf:Quote:
!! OK that poem is just written porn!![/b]
<!--QuoteBegin-Je33ica
ramu please DO NOT post porn, especially homosexual anime porn. *and please DO NOT post explicitly sexual songs. *there are other places to please yourself with those images and lyrics *:roll:
"Especially homosexual anime porn"? Um, are you homophobic? For real?
thank you for deleting them. no i am not homophobic. they werent explicit??? um, ok, i consider images and descriptions of sexual activity to be explicit. i just dont want to see those images. i want dreamviews to be a clean place.Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
OMG there was NOTHING EXPLICIT AT ALL EVER! NOT IN THE PICS, NOT IN THE SONG! :wtf2:
\"Especially homosexual anime porn\"? Um, are you homophobic? For real?
Well, I guess one of those pics was pretty straightforward; I don't consider the words "cuddle" and "guy on guy" alone to be all that sexually implicit, but OK, I see your point.Quote:
Originally posted by Je33ica
thank you for deleting them. *no i am not homophobic. *they werent explicit??? *um, ok, i consider images and descriptions of sexual activity to be explicit. *i just dont want to see those images. *i want dreamviews to be a clean place.
All clean now! :content: Nothin' but them moo-moos. :tongue:
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
Well, I guess one of those pics was pretty straightforward; I don't consider the words \"cuddle\" and \"guy on guy\" alone to be all that sexually implicit, but OK, I see your point.
All clean now! :content: Nothin' but them moo-moos. :tongue:
:cry: Anime guys are cute.Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
Well, I guess one of those pics was pretty straightforward; I don't consider the words \"cuddle\" and \"guy on guy\" alone to be all that sexually implicit, but OK, I see your point.
All clean now! :content: Nothin' but them moo-moos. :tongue:
Anyway, chances are I'll stumble and post here tommorow night.
I didn't see the pics, but I sure have heard a lot about it today.
Everyone, remember PG-13 OK, PG preferred.
When in doubt though it is probably better to not post anything at all.
I do NOT condone drinking or getting drunk.
But if, say, someone were to spike my drink and I became drunk against my will, then I'll be sure to post in this thread. :woohoo:
You people don't look drunk to me.
ok.... I've been drinking a lottle so I guess U'm Allowed to post here right? Ok... I waited for an answer and none came, so I'lkl just assume I'm good to go on this topic. Wait, aren't I supposed to ramble about something.//? Lets see... ramble... rambo... rambi! Rhinocerouses are cool. They smell like flowers and have a big horn! Hippos are cool too! Maybe evern cooler than rhinos!
I like those odds. *Bets a tenner*
'Yaoi' sounds better than 'homosexual anime porn' doesn't it?
None of the guys would complain at least...Quote:
Ten to one nobody complains. :roll: [/b]
Maybe if i WAS drunk i could use it as excuse for posting naughty pics....but then i'd be too drunk to use image shack....
alright dude, take that picture off please
Maturity levels dropping critically low, sire! Sour grapes turning into from starboard! Turn on moderation shields!
ROFLMAO :rolllaugh:Quote:
Originally posted by Kaniaz
Maturity levels dropping critically low, sire! Sour grapes turning into from starboard! Turn on moderation shields!
I don't think since our members may have several differant sexual prefrances, that those are appropriate. :?
Thanks Howe
{{{big fat hug}}}
*static*
"Kula, please report to the Dream Guide office for a spanking....Kula."
*static*
Hey, nobody offered to spank me for postin' yaoi -- Kula gets one for his furry yuri!? :(Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Thanks Howe
{{{big fat hug}}}
*static*
\"Kula, please report to the Dream Guide office for a spanking....Kula.\"
*static*
...whoa, WTF? Did I just write that? O.o Dude, I'm trippin' here...I guess soy sauce really isn't meant to be imbibed straight from the bottle...
The bunny girls have got to go, but the kangaroo stays? WTF??
I thought the pic was pretty tame, and it was only a joke...sorry if i offended anybody
BTW, Ophelia. I am vegetarian, and i am deeply ofended by that picture of meat you posted in the 'Marinating and grilling Kaniaz' thread....care to remove it?
Or can i spank you instead? :D
Well, unlike the kangaroo, the bunny girls happened to be wearing nothing and rubbing their boobs on each other. It's not like we hate furries or anything. Furries I can deal with. It's naked furries caressing each other's bodies that crosses the line.Quote:
Originally posted by Kula
The bunny girls have got to go, but the kangaroo stays? *WTF??
Spank away, my cheese lord :woohoo:Quote:
Originally posted by Kula
BTW, Ophelia. *I am vegetarian, and i am deeply ofended by that picture of meat you posted in the 'Marinating and grilling Kaniaz' thread....care to remove it? *
Or can i spank you instead? *:D
shit i was wasted all day yesterday, starting at 8AM as the all-blacks kicks the lions asses. I shouldve posted something.
you've said that in like 5 threads nowQuote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
...whoa, WTF? Did I just write that? O.o Dude, I'm trippin' here...I guess soy sauce really isn't meant to be imbibed straight from the bottle...
I can't believe this thread is still active.
Yeah I am still not drunk yet....
Well, yes I am drunk... It is the fourth of July, but I have to admit there is another element at play here.... I justt snorted some llello... The real deal.... I am feeling a might resltless. I never touch the stuff, but as I was drunk, I decided to endevor. Bad choice. Rels might be typing his last post here, as I would be considerably embarrassed or shamed after submitting this.. . All things considered, I am not particularly attracted to this substance, but it just goes to show my weakness of character.
I do not admire this this in any fashion, quite the opposite, I am in awe of my sheer lack of integrity. I am not INCREDIBLY f***d up, but I believe it is the principal of the matter. What have I gained? Not a damned thing. There is no glamour, only weakness.
I don't know how else to end this thing, but I will say this. I spend a considerable amount of time consorting with people of limited character, but I find nothing more appealing than a person of simple morality.
I understand that this post should be deleted,and my membership revoked. So, I guess thats it.
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Well, yes I am drunk... It is the fourth of July, but I have to admit there is another element at play here.... I justt snorted some llello... The real deal.... I am feeling a might resltless. I never touch the stuff, but as I was drunk, I decided to endevor. Bad choice. Rels might be typing his last post here, as I would be considerably embarrassed or shamed after submitting this.. . All things considered, I am not particularly attracted to this substance, but it just goes to show my weakness of character. [/b]
Dude...your not supposed to feel guilty about doing that sort of stuff till the next day. Well I hope your mindset didn't totally ruin the experience. And I wouldn't worry about your image here at DV...there are quite a number of individuals here with past and/or present habits that are deemed less than acceptable.
No it shouldn't. If anything, you just became alot cooler.Quote:
Originally posted by Jrels
I understand that this post should be deleted,and my membership revoked. So, I guess thats it.
When Kaniaz says it, you know you're in the clear. Plus, it's a real honor. :PQuote:
Originally posted by Kaniaz
No it shouldn't. If anything, you just became alot cooler.
I'm not sure how I stumbeld in here. I have'nt been drunk in quite a while. But I admire Je33' post about DV being a clean place. I did not realize that that was on anyones mind really, because chat here is typically 90% sex talk and sex emos.
I see the point and agree with it, but I think adults chattin gthe privacy of their own home should be able to be flirtatious or even explicit with other willing adults. The difficulty here is that minors are mixed in to the chat and forums and you don't always no how old people are. But I do have to admit that most of the people will tell you there age if asked.
People who are in this community are here for all different reasons and I guess some might be here hoping to get laid. I can support the clean thing as long as its not so dogmatic that we can't be human anymore, at which point it starts to sound more like a church than a lucid dreaming bulletin board.
I wonder how pervasive the discussion is about morality here?
EJ
i dont mind if members are flirtatious and/or make sexual jokes/references, but there comes a point when the images and descriptions become a form of pornography. yes, we are sexual beings, sexuality is part of the human race. but we do not live solely for sex (well, maybe some do...), thus we dont need it on a lucid dreaming forum. if anyone wants to see/read that type of material, all they have to do is a simple google search :)
lol this is soo off topic...
who is here to get laid? :lol: you mean dream sharing, right ;)Quote:
Originally posted by ElijahJones
I guess some might be here hoping to get laid.
I may know a few certain individuals here that, may not have come here for that reason, but certainly stay for the girls.
As for drunk, what can I say! We're all just a big blob of drunken losers who alls want to be :hump: ing and things other cant be expressed with such few words as in what a big forum may offer.
I thought I said I admired your post. I'm in agreement Je33ica. 8)
BTW I find it hard to believe that not a single one of us who frequents the site would be willing to drive across the country to be with someone we met here.
This is all in good humor just so you know. Nobody needs to get defensive. Hell if I were single I would drive at least a couple hours for some DV action. :D
I hope this thread stays alive for a bit. I am going to get really drunk some time this month and post in here.
Cheers
Most members here wouldn't dream of posting porn. I certainly wouldn't. Sure, the Bunny girls were a bit naughty, but far from hard core pornography.
Would people have reacted so negatively if Ramu had posted pics of a man and woman, as opposed to 2 men?
Still not drunk BTW...
HAHA Kula, great sig.
You know, now I'll always remember you from the hot lesbian gazelle-bunny things.
OK, now i'm drunk...a little. I've had a can of Strongbow. I get tipsy fairly easily, but i can still ytpe cmpylre sentnces vxdxj jg lol fvr :D :D
LMAO doc it really did
neener neener neeeeeeener merck
Is it just me, or has Dreamviews' IQ "room temperature" reached a sub-zero level now?
well this is the drunk post thread... so i guess it makes sense...less bantering
still
your moms sub zero temperatures
Hey... heh heh. Yeah, that was kind of a wrong choice. I'm just happy to see that my membership was not truely in jeopardy. It was neither the time nor the place... Thanks...
Im drunk Yay! si olll post!
Ive beeeen drinkin beer! God ur all spinning!
Who would have thought this would have gone from drunk posting to furry anime porn? I sure as hell didn't. So what can we do to push this topic to even greater notoriety without having members getting banned? Or should we even?
I'm not drinking but i'm drunk or should that be i'm not drunk but i'm drinking :P
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA things are so much more funny when you've had a drink.
I'm a Happy Drunk :D
I've4 been dreenking. I think nobody writesd in this topi cn ow. So i habe to say hay all i haven0t beent writing in two or tghree weeks now. I just have to sy ai love ou yall. relayy this site si the best uin the wortld. I really miss you. I hope you have many lds tonight i most deninetly will not have Lds tonight because u drank a little and i am just sleepiy and i 3will ho to bed now. bye all...
love you
I just had a shit load of beer, and I'm about to have a shit load more then I'll post again
Ok I didn't have a shit load more yesterday
But i did today!!
So yeah, Robert. If I could se ou of both eyes I'd say that he's well, MABE deserving of another chance. But. Well, I think e makes rash decisions without discussing it with others first. Which could be a sign of passion. OR just a sign of imaturity and impulsivity.
Still, he said he's sorry and begs for forgiveness. And besides, he's returning ,y silver hairclips. Whoch I haven't been able to replace. AND both my mom and step-mom think he deservesanother chance.
But about 1 hour ago, before the beer and wione, I decided he DIDN'T deserve another chance. But I forgotwhy.
Damn Englishmen. Theny think they esprjkshefj every hlksjehfksjhdfsodl.
el culo
poop
Well Lisa, we do esprjkshefj every hlksjehfksjhdfsodl.
:oops: sorry alexQuote:
Originally posted by Alex D
Well Lisa, we do esprjkshefj every hlksjehfksjhdfsodl.
Would you believe me if I said I so incredibly didn't mean you?
I shouldn't have oversimplified, I should have said "Englishmen who are 39, blonde, and named Robert."
Ah screw it, I was drunk
G'day!! :D !!!1
Im only 14 but im drunk oh shitttt splling shit is a bitchh I love my alarm clock and ilove all of you im gonna go make love to my alrm good bye mr jackson
another season...
another reason...
for making whoopie to your alarm clock
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Originally posted by Gargen
Im only 14 but im drunk oh shitttt splling shit is a bitchh I love my alarm clock and ilove all of you im gonna go make love to my alrm good bye mr jackson
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Did I do this?
no the correct way of saying that would be "did i do that"Quote:
Originally posted by Aquanina
Did I do this?
No...it wouldn't.Quote:
Originally posted by docthory
no the correct way of saying that would be \"did i do that\"
I know.
why do I bust out laughing everytime you do thatQuote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I know.
yes it wouldQuote:
Originally posted by Aquanina
No...it wouldn't.
family matters steve Urkel says "did i do that"
did you do what?
your momQuote:
Originally posted by NirvanaStarseed
did you do what?
you are all now asinineQuote:
System Msg: docthory has joined Lobby on Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:33 pm
docthory [5:33pm]: can you feel it
docthory [5:33pm]: can you feel the beat
docthory [5:33pm]: can you can you
docthory [5:33pm]: let it rock
docthory [5:34pm]: let it roll
docthory [5:34pm]: let us rock
docthory [5:34pm]: let us roll
docthory [5:34pm]: its party time
docthory [5:34pm]: get off your seat
docthory [5:34pm]: and on your feet
docthory [5:35pm]: its party time
docthory [5:35pm]: let the rythme take you
docthory [5:35pm]: can you hear it
docthory [5:35pm]: can you hear the beat
docthory [5:36pm]: let it rock let it rool
docthory [5:36pm]: feel it feel the bass under your a$$[/b]
After three months of non-postage this thread is officially revived, renewed, reinvigorated, re-this and re-that. Because...
I
AM
DRUNK.
If you know me, which I don't suppose you really do, you will know that I like going to the pub and getting drunk and, even when I'm drunk, using proper grammar and spelling. Therefore despite the orderly sobriety of my typing (bleargh and ler) I suggest you BELIEVE, lest I smite you on the head with my stout stick. And in other news, Guinness is a very nice beer which leaves distinct lines of dried froth on the glass after every sip, which allows you to see how many sips it takes you to down a glass of it, not that I bother counting them.
In other other news, I just got a nosebleed, as I am prone to do occasionally (especially when summer is beginning, which it is in this here southern hemisphere). I found several splatters of blood on my computer desk, keyboard, pen, MP3 player and speakers (the very speakers which I cunningly stole from my school (oh fuck off anti-theft preachers, they were sitting idle in a cupboard)).
Drunk posting. It's fun.
P.S. Anyone get the Homebake CD today? Not bad, eh?
I'm officially charging you with an NUI -- Necroposting Under the Influence. :P
Actually, three months is probably not quite necroposting, but I couldn't resist...:chuckle:
this is a great thread, it deserves to be necroposted.
that being said, I started this day out with cannabis butter at 8:00 and now I'm on to alcohol and I'm having LOADS OF FUN IN THE SNOW!!!!!
Oh JesusChrist what a great fuckin thread.Completely hammered after sushi take out
and browsing around here with The Two Towers on in the background.it's taken me about
10 minutes just to write this stupid shit because my brain keeps wandering off.Also
have to keep correcting typos.
Go get retarded folks ! :cheers: + :banana: = :barf:
:finger: Peace !
Ahh...I should have stopped in here last night. I didn't know this thread was here.
I was half drunk last night...and chatting with someone else about making drunken posts. I was going to post at a different sight last night but my fingers would not co operate with me...took me forever to type out a couple of sentences...so I just said...eff it.
Next time I start knocking back the whiskey...I'll be sure to stop in here and make a complete drunken ass of myself...just for yall.
:D
oh hell yeah, one of my fav threads ever!
but I'm not drunk, had only 3 beers =/
hey that's awesome, I love sushiQuote:
Originally posted by carter
Completely hammered after sushi take out
JUST found a place that delivers sushi to MY HOUSE, and no it's not scary or disgusting
peace y'all! :cheers:
Holy shit I haven't seen this thread since I started it awhile back. I didn't even know it was active. Well yay.
Today my school had a field trip to the museum of fine arts
... I'm still moderately field trippin' :shock:
Let it be known that, tonight, I have been drinking beer,
(Haha, sorry, I thought that it needed to be documented.)
holy sketchy day!
6 kids pile into my 5-person vehicle as I'm driving out of school. Two are on acid, one is on dxm and has a lot of trouble even getting inside. My parents are out of the house until 6. Cliffhanger ending!
Welcome to Friday night at Carters ! as per usual yours truely is destroyed
fridays are a kind of " fuck you " to my work week. Except they asked me to work in the morning so getting retarded tonight is more of a " fuck you " to me cause i have to
wake up at 5:00am :mad:
anywho...
go lose your mind somewhere
Peace! :finger:
Why are you still here ?Quote:
Originally posted by R.Carter
go lose your mind somewhere
if being high is a crime, then I'm guilty as high. I mean charged. guilty as charged.
Damn I forgot to post here yesterday night. I was to busy looking at porn I guess =D
I am drunk once again, and I am asking myself why I have stuck with Dream Views as long as I have. I cannot say that I have made for myself any friends here, and yet I remain. When will I just give up? When, damn it all, when? Curses.
Lol.Quote:
Originally posted by Jrels
I am drunk once again, and I am asking myself why I have stuck with Dream Views as long as I have. I cannot say that I have made for myself any friends here, and yet I remain. When will I just give up? When, damn it all, when? Curses.
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!! :borg:
Seeing as how I'm permanently drunk, I can post here whenever I want...
Insert yourself into my plum sauce, young Schrodinger! Your cat has died!
I saw King Kong yesterday night and it was pretty fucking gross when all the huge bugs started crowding in on everybody. Lame. And what's with King Kong at the end? Why does he corner himself on the friggin Empire State Building? He could have just like farted really hard to change the course of the planes or something.
My nipples have left the atmosphere!
going in for a filling after bong rips is really interesting.
Rofl. Damn near Anything after bong rips is really interesting. :silly:Quote:
Originally posted by Dangeruss
going in for a filling after bong rips is really interesting.
It's like...1am here.
It's a monday night...tuesday morning.
I'm the only one left awake.
There's a bottle of JD seductively calling to me.
I'm not drunk yet...only half way there.
I'll stagger back in when I slam face first into wasted.
Just to see what kind of drunken stupidness I will post here.
BBS...if I don't pass out first.
:D
haha I think I forgot to specify.. they gave me laughing gas! I was all like :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally posted by Oneironaut
Rofl. Damn near Anything after bong rips is really interesting. *:silly:
"one love, one heart, let's get together and be allright" :D I'm high enjoying, having a party here in my house :D and laughing my ass off :D weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D itss taking my forever to write or read :D I think I'll go bact to the party now :D I'm so happy :D I got weed as X-mas present :D , very wierd gift to take
ah weed, my antidote to deep-seated depression! Ask for it by name!
lol, I just remebered I came here a while ago, I am sober now, party ended well :D I got alot of weed for x-mas present(first time someone has ever given me that as a x-mas gift!), and a book :D , the rest where shirts(what the? are they trying to chage my looks?? :? ) and candy :D . Its like a quarter to six :shock: here so I'm off to sleep :dreaming:
It's pretty bad I beat all the university students to this, the weekend starts on thursday in colleges around here. Anyway I'm tweaking on adderol and smoking resin. Unhealthy but feeling incredibly motivated and creative. Perhaps I will write those 5 essays due tomorrow, perhaps I will compose music. Either way, something great will happen tonight!
I'm sure I'll get schlonkered on xmas or new year's and post here
you can get one of those big bottles of Bolla wine for 9.99 here and the cool thing is,
it's names after BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but it's 2004, so it's massively young but youi don't notice after a few glasses
know what? Christmas is coming, the bitch is getting fat..please to put a penny in the titless cat
you know who you are ho flake
I beat you to it ! Happy Holidays folks . It"s Xmas eve and im going toQuote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I'm sure I'll get schlonkered on xmas or new year's and post here
bed when the room stops moving dammit ! Humongous sushi dinner ,martinis,beer
wine............. :drink:
I guess I didn,t. have fun ! :cheers: ( us enjoying beers, hypothetically )Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
you can get one of those big bottles of Bolla wine for 9.99 here and the cool thing is,
it's names after BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but it's 2004, so it's massively young but youi don't notice after a few glasses
know what? Christmas is coming, the bitch is getting fat..please to put a penny in the titless cat
you know who you are ho flake
Wow, I've never never seen this thread. I tend to drink a lot so let's see how much I post now that I know about it. I apologize in advance.
Actually, very well on my way to being drunk right now, my uncle feels that my cold will get better by "sterilizing" it by drinking alcohol. What am I to do?
Somewhere along the line, I had become aware of the fact tthat I had been solely responsible for the appeareance of the yeti in my neighboring land
I've decided that all of my future inebriated posts here will not be edited for perfection in the spirit of getting fucked up. Tonight I might go have a drink or two at a place in Paris called Barfly. I was planning on going to the Buddha Bar but from what I hear its all really overpriced. The Lizard Lounge has been my standard hideout but it is closed until tommorrow so I am now off in search of other venues. If any of you reading this can reccomend decent places to go out and have a drink here in Paris please let me know.
Question the intentions of your uncle.Quote:
Originally posted by kichu
Actually, very well on my way to being drunk right now, my uncle feels that my cold will get better by \"sterilizing\" it by drinking alcohol. *What am I to do?
In the spirit of decency, I deleted this post. Suffice to say, I was hammed.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.Quote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
Question the intentions of your uncle.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ew ew ew.
Ew.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:barf:
Ew.
I wlked alll the way from the Arc d' Triomphehe to teh Eiffel TOOwer to swee Some firewoirks but they sucked. So I wnet back to Champ Elysses to find the Metro not runniing so I hadto walk back to wehre I am stayiiing but fortuunaterly I had a boottlle of bubbly to keep me warm on the wlk. So Happy NEw Year! The Frnech are good wit hfood nad wine but not fireworks. Ohwhell.
Woohoo happy New Years I spent the night partying at a friends appartment I drank a ton but was not the drunkest person at the party for once I am proud of my self :). It was a crazy night at midnight we went on the balcony to celabrate and the people upstairs were doing the same we ended up talking to them and had a two storie two appartment party with a group of people we didn't know. Over all it was a fun night. I did make a resolution to quit smoking, I hope that goes well. I'm suprised that more people arn't drunken posting. I apologize for spelling errors but I did drink a whole bunch. mmm... booze!
Good resolution! Very, very, very good. Smoking sucks. Good luck with that!Quote:
Originally posted by djk99
...I did make a resolution to quit smoking, I hope that goes well.....
kichu wrote
Thanks :wink:Quote:
Good resolution! Very, very, very good. Smoking sucks. Good luck with that![/b]
p.s. I like yor new avatar.
I've been too inebriated over this vacation to actually get to my computer, but now I'm only lightly tripping so I think I can post here.
I've had some pretty weird dreams this vacation, as well as some pretty weird trips. Yesterday I tried 20x salvia and I saw the fabric of the universe come apart. most excellent.
Thank you sir.Quote:
Originally posted by djk99
kichu wrote
Thanks :wink:Quote:
Good resolution! Very, very, very good. Smoking sucks. Good luck with that!
p.s. I like yor new avatar.[/b]
YAY Merck is baaaack
from wonderful gay Parieeeee
white trashie sluts are ewwwwwieeeeee
because their hypocrisy is pewieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
anyway, welcome back old friend, hope your trip was fun and safe :kiss:
yeah, i've heard some people get some pretty crazy trips on salvia, albeit shortlived.Quote:
Originally posted by Dangeruss
I've been too inebriated over this vacation to actually get to my computer, but now I'm only lightly tripping so I think I can post here.
I've had some pretty weird dreams this vacation, as well as some pretty weird trips. Yesterday I tried 20x salvia and I saw the fabric of the universe come apart. most excellent.
Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I just had a shit load of beer, and I'm about to have a shit load more then I'll post again
edit: actually I didn't have anymroe beer, but I had the stuff to make vermouth cassis cocktail
the WORST drink I have ever had in my life
Smokin mids and drinkin Natty Ice. :cooler:
...And I haven't had a cig since Christmas! Woot! :coolspot:
Congrats O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Oneironaut
...And I haven't had a cig since Christmas! Woot! :coolspot:
That's like, almost a friggin month
you deserve a treat for that, seriously, reward yourself, that's a tough mother fucking habit to break :hug:
Thankya!
...Hanging out at the bar was a bitch, though. :sweat1:
drunk on a saturday afternoon??? You could call me an alcoholic, but this is my first time drinking in weeks.
Well I just got 2 bottles of something or other from the cupboard that have been sitting there for I don't know how long. I got them out after seeing this thread. Someone must have left it there a fairly long time ago.
One of them has a label that ses CHARTREUSE. Anyone know what that means?
It has 55% ALC/VOL written on it. The liquid is green.
The other bottle is sealed in a plastic container. On the top it is written GRAND MARNIER. It ses 40% ALC/VOL
It has a ribbon tied around it with the year 2000 on it. Maybe it was from the year 2000???
It ses it was produced in france. And so was the other one.
I don't know if I should drink it. It is against my diet. But maybe if people really want me to drink it for the sake of dv and this thread I could.
HAHA, it sounds af if you were already high :PQuote:
Originally posted by Incesticide
Well I just got 2 bottles of something or other from the cupboard that have been sitting there for I don't know how long. I got them out after seeing this thread. Someone must have left it there a fairly long time ago.
One of them has a label that ses CHARTREUSE. Anyone know what that means?
It has 55% ALC/VOL written on it. The liquid is green.
The other bottle is sealed in a plastic container. On the top it is written GRAND MARNIER. It ses 40% ALC/VOL
It has a ribbon tied around it with the year 2000 on it. Maybe it was from the year 2000???
It ses it was produced in france. And so was the other one.
I don't know if I should drink it. It is against my diet. But maybe if people really want me to drink it for the sake of dv and this thread I could.
I never said I wasn't high. I'd be totally tripping. but drunk is another thing.
Just for the record I wasn't high. That is against my diet.
God is great
God is good
He don't exist
But DANM I love wine
OpheliaBlue said
That could be the most awesome thing I have ever heard. I think I will steal it for my sig.Quote:
God is great
God is good
He don't exist
But DANM I love wine[/b]
I've noticed there is no-one who talks so much about god as those who insist god doesn't exist.
I've noticed this as wellQuote:
Originally posted by Incesticide
I've noticed there is no-one who talks so much about god as those who insist god doesn't exist.
I say 'thank god' and 'god damn' alot, so there ya go
:D
Okay, I just read through this entire topic.
I never saw the 'porn' pics at the start but, why the fark were they deleted if Kichu can have that avatar, and OpheliaBlue can have that sig?
Is it universal knowledge that everyone enjoys stick figure sex or something? 'Cause I haven't let the cat out of the bag yet. : (
Actually I'm not supposed to have itQuote:
Originally posted by freefalling
I never saw the 'porn' pics at the start but, why the fark were they deleted if Kichu can have that avatar, and OpheliaBlue can have that sig?
I did it on a dare and just haven't been called out on it yet
so in all fairness I'll just take it off
Well that sucks. It was abit funny. And considering half the topics I see round the place, it was like a squirrel compared to a rotting postman.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
so in all fairness I'll just take it off
omg so drunk therw a suprise party for my mothers birthday, and had a post party with all the booze left over. Had about nine martiniis and some beers... where am I. 'i love booze.
wish i was a poet like ophieliablue but no such luck. Gin Vermuth and a olive provide much happyness. btw I like humping stick figures. Peace out good luck white-ezz. I will regret this post sober. Oh well.
I love those!Quote:
Originally posted by djk99
had a post party with all the booze left over
last halloween we bought a shitload of beer for a costume party we threw at our place, some good beer, and some crap beer
we had so much left over we had 2 more parties with it, but by the last one, it was all coors and budlight :(
I'm hungry.
I got some tube-steak, smothered in Fruit of the Looms. :ohyahbaby:Quote:
Originally posted by mitzie_31
I'm hungry.
No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.Quote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
I got some tube-steak, smothered in Fruit of the Looms. :ohyahbaby:
Hehe, had to do that. Sorry dude.
Ah well I have a sizeable cucumber you might enjoy!
lol!
Ya for b334r!11!1
I had t3h b33r z n I reht teh bittle drunksnen. Masterbaint mwith b33re = wibnwin :D laikigootnight2allngslepp. kthxbaie, I r wspeeling!@1!!21 zzzzKMMsiiw
ednwinpernisopi, dto,
Ciao! :D
In other words it causes brain damage.Quote:
Originally posted by Neruo
Ya for b334r!11!1 I had t3h b33r z n I reht teh bittle drunksnen. Masterbaint mwith b33re = wibnwin *laikigootnight2allngslepp. kthxbaie, I r wspeeling!@1!!21 zzzzKMMsiiw
Not as extreme brain-damage as relgion does.Quote:
Originally posted by Boris
In other words it causes brain damage.
Not like you Really need 1000000000 braincells, I guess that you could survive with 10000 asswell, right? Right?
Anyhow, I just had my first b33r. It's going to be a long night I think :)
Oh, and I r teh typing laik teh silly lolfgrag ohl-teh-taim!111 negropoposiblte couazez mexican froidit pudiing agletery bnansplz1!1111!1
Quote:
Originally posted by Neruo
asswell
I hate bochen4 and OrangeCounty
probably both some tramp ho snot fuckers like NirvanaStarSeed or _ _ _
SUCK
MY
HOLE
edit: ok I took out the images...like you need a graphic :P
DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!! :morecrying:
-was about to rant endlessly about that Christ fuhka', but no longer sees the need.-
I can't go to bed because I drank a shitload of Jack and Coke and if I forget to
blink my eyes start to dry out. :shock:
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7...8medium5uu.jpg
:finger:
im so drunk and high that im hearing music. having lots of fun. hate that bible guy as much as anyone else should too. grammar... losing... syntacks......... :shock: :D
I am whole-heartedly unsatisfied with my current state of affairs.
pour quoi?? :blue:Quote:
Originally posted by Jrels
I am whole-heartedly unsatisfied with my current state of affairs.
(ps :hug:)
les femmes.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
pour quoi?? :blue:
ah oui, oui...Quote:
Originally posted by Jrels
les femmes.
c'est dommage...pourquoi faut-il que le destin l'ait mise là sur votre chemin :blue:
Had pizza! Men suck.
Ophelia - YOU ROCK!
fuckypoo I came bak but you bye bye :blue:
mitzie > cheese
AWW DAMN! Oh well.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
fuckypoo I came bak but you bye bye :blue:
mitzie > cheese
Cheese? Yes please.
You know what , you two should kiss , i know you want to .. :cheers:Quote:
Originally posted by mitzie_31
AWW DAMN! Oh well.
Cheese? Yes please.
didn't you know? that's us in her avatarQuote:
Originally posted by Darkmatic
You know what , you two should kiss , i know you want to .. :cheers:
Yeah baby!Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
didn't you know? that's us in her avatar
I loooooove you guy's you rockk I mean like reall y rock
ophey...you rock
ITM...you rock
seeker......you know it....you rock
mitzie.....you rock...and you avy make s me horny
Leo....you rockk...lighten up a bit though
nesssgirl.......you rock......same as lyo^
Dv yoyu all roc
and you rock too neeeeneeeer heh heh ambyulance
sory if I left some rockin peoplees out f my"extra rockin list but I canyt remember your names...g'night san franciscco
I went done rememered some mores essentil rokin people
tornadoe joe......you.....rock
ame............................................... .................................................. ...................................you rock
Howetzer........Think you rock.....cant remember
Ryanparis............you are a Scheißetard (thanks opheey)
thats boutit I think g'night cornwaal or vegas or whatever the hell it is
that about sums it up for me :P
If your woman is a-leavin, whiskey river seasonin'
tis a drunk post
hokay... i like to thank m. w. heron for this award. he's a splendid fellow. he kind of tastes like cough syrup... but whateva.
following stride...
paperdoll: you are a thug.
kaniaz: comrade... keep... being british.
lucidnina: let us continue to rock.
icedog: if i ever venture north of the border i'm partying with you and the cheese fry.
seeker: you are wise and full of life (a rare combination).
onus: you are learned in the ways of the brain and i respect that.
opheliaazul: you crazy.
silversphere... i don't know why i remember you but i remember that you're avater was a silver sphere... that was clever.
dougdrums: what can i say... you have good taste in music...
shadow night wing: you were/are one crazy motha funka.
nesgirl: get some meds.
well thank you.
i'm sorry if i forgot anyone.. i'm quite drunk... i didn't mean to offend... just inform. *love*
-jacob kyle
:mrgreen:
LOL! I love it when you all get drunk!
Me = :wino:
The End.
:finger:
Lushes. :nono:
IM SO FUCKED UP and i have no one to talk to so I"ll talk ta YOUZ. I just had a great talk with my dad and we're cool now so i neednt fuck myself up anymore to feel important hooraayyyyy. Also a girl seems to like me but only out of sympathy HAHAHA i suck so baaaaaad. lemme also just say that herb haters are FUCKING PRICKS because im more fucked up on booze right now than I've EVER been on weed so fuck you and fuck the government this shit is toxic
Well friends, now I'm happily drunk, My Grandfather moved and I helped him move, and the only thing left over here is a whole lot of Whisky :D , he can't drink cause he got his liver(sp?) bad, so I'm doing the job :D , now, Im talking about 12 or 18 year old scotch hidden at my grandps clossets for like 20 or more years (LOL), so I have like 30 Swing bottles :D , 10 Chivas Regal 12 years :D , 40 Buchanans 12 years and round 10 18 years :D , 50!!! :shock: Black lable :D. So Im drunk as fucking hell as I had like 2 Buchanas by myself rightnow pre celebrating my birthday wich is in a couple of weeks or something, and fucking happy althoug I have to get up early in the morning but who cares, I really don't like to drink alone as not to give a bad impresion, but Im happy so eh!, here goes a picture for yas of a couple of drinks, weeee:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...e/8788b912.jpg
Crappy but beutifull! :D
that truly is a thing of beauty....^^^ let us all bow our heads and pay our respects :D
:bowdown: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
I had gigven up long ago. I believe that everyone's life persuit focuses on sex and money. Not to say that I am exempt. I just wish we could focus on a greater purpose.
Social stimulation is a sham. Alright, I'm not going to post for a while, save for the fact that I would like to state that the notion of love is a mechanism for egotistical satisfacton. Oh well.
dudeQuote:
Originally posted by Jrels
Social stimulation is a sham. Alright, I'm not going to post for a while, save for the fact that I would like to state that the notion of love is a mechanism for egotistical satisfacton. Oh well.
I hate that like, the last 3 things you've said in this thread I totally agree with
(I keep trying to forget that I'm completely cynical about love)
http://www.digsmagazine.com/images/n...cles/ramen.jpg
I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uncooked auggggggggggggh...........
http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/...lies/drool.gif
i fall into the warm lap of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that welcomes me in from the cold dark abyss that is swedish winter
Drunk, hungry, and horny. Bite me.
pm me
(I have food)
Sure thing baby. ;)
HAHA!Quote:
Originally posted by Ynot
pm me
(I have food)
Seven beers. Kick your ass Ophelia for runnin' off.
Still need food.
i actually looked forward to coming home and getting drunk tonight....by myself....but now that im here, drunk and alone...it seems almost depressing. its also pretty boring. i wouldnt recommend it.
crap!! when did i turn into sad drunk :shakehead2:
I think it's safe to say I'm pleasantly f'cking hammered right about now.
loL! it's funny when I click omn the same link twice, when it's the wrong one
funny to me anyway
hey didy'al know ice is
I mean, LOL
there's a dude outside my house with a box of, christ, it could be ANYthingi think itcould be a box of kittns I'm gonna go check :P
Are you sure it isn't chainsaw kitten that was just burning the kittens alive? :DQuote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
loL! it's funny when I click omn the same link twice, when it's the wrong one
funny to me anyway
hey didy'al know ice is
I mean, LOL
there's a dude outside my house with a box of, christ, it could be ANYthingi think itcould be a box of kittns I'm gonna go check :P
you Drunk! ;)
The humanity!! Our purpose needs to be redefined from the ground up. I can only sit back and laugh. Entertainment services, we are the missing link.
<----Drunk.
Yes.....DRUNK.
I
AM
DRUNK.
TALIBAN!!! !!! !!!
HAHAHAHA. Burn.
Hmmm I had sum beers @ party
now eating currently grated cheese, jummy ^))))_________________^
I love kissing
when is that a fucking crime
stupid stupid heads
know what? turns out UI don't deprive
k I'm gonna start callin in on those tickets HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE
shyeieieit
edit wtf h4x rlz!
doable poast timeeeeeee
yayayayayeeewww.dreamviews.com!!!Quote:
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