Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I'm right behind ya!

Though tinselin the tree is slowing me down dagnabbit. And fiddling with the base almost killed my damn buzz

Haha. Well, it's all over for me: ( It was good while it lasted. Kids, dotn't take it for granted.

Whoooo I'm soo drunk and now I'm going to sleep.:3

I've been a whiskey drinker for a very long time, but the last few days I've been drinking Vodka. Oh man, it's really different feels. I'm not as horny as when I'm drinking whiskey, but my ding dong sure is.

imso drunk rightnowhahaha

I endorse this product.

Wat produktdoyou endorse,OpheliaBlue?:3


Thisis wati just drunk/drankidkimtoodrunkto use english andmyspace key fucks too :3

I endorse drunk you, but not so much the mint + beer.

Oh man, ever think of brewing your own?? I think that would be amazing. I want to make a puhnkin one

I never thought about making my own alcohol and in Germany its onky allowed to make yourown 0,5 liter alcohol.. lotsa rules and laws... and of course taxes. I don't even know where to get the tools.
But thats okay cuz the beer I drink is cheap. :3

Oh, cool, it's the drunk thread. I just saw it, and I happen to be drunk. That means this post was written in the stars. I am not saying that being drunk is good. It can be very bad. Be careful out there. Amen. My name is #@$#%, and I'm an alcoholic. Well, a binge drinker. Just say NO to binge drinking! Hello, drunks!

Oh, cool, it's the drunk thread. I just saw it, and I happen to be drunk. Hello, drunks!

OMG! That statement is HILARIOUS!

Black Velvet since around 2:00pm. My brain is playing tug-of-war with the aura around my head, because it's expanding in an attempt to escape my skull.

....Nice - South Park (Full Version) - YouTube

I wish I had alcohol right now... But I'm alone and I hate to drink by myself. But hey, post 2013 in 2013! I think I win or something, do I win alcohol?

NO

That's OK I got some gin today and now I feel much better. Gin tastes like Christmas spirit. I'm only tipsy though I swear. (I didn't even have to retyme much of this for it to have propre grammar!)

I love this time of the year because of apple cider. And apple cider + whiskey + cinnamon = awesomeness.

But now I need to decide whether I want to truely join the ranks of this thread and make another drink because my cup is empty. But I'm also out of ice. But I'm also buzzed enough to probably not care.

Though I just realized that I'm considering not making another drink because I really don't want to wake up with a headache. Being able to think that far ahead clearly means I'm not nearly intoxicated enough for this thread, so I will leave quietly.

Originally Posted by sefalik

But now I need to decide whether I want to truely join the ranks of this thread and make another drink because my cup is empty. But I'm also out of ice. But I'm also buzzed enough to probably not care.

Though I just realized that I'm considering not making another drink because I really don't want to wake up with a headache. Being able to think that far ahead clearly means I'm not nearly intoxicated enough for this thread, so I will leave quietly.

I never get headaches anymore. I'm waiting for my folks to drop off my Christmas gifts, then I'm getting liquored up and playing me some Diablo 3.

I sometimes start getting a headache when I'm still drinking. TBH alcohol's never gotten along well with me. So I usually stick to the flowers--never done me wrong there.

I think it's the cinnamon that overpowers the whiskey... because i can make those drinks strong as hell yet they still go down as easy as water.

I knew I fogot to do somethin yesterday

Why can't we just do christmas but instead of it being our families we have a party and do gitfts with friends only. Because friends are the family you choose so they're the ones that make you happiest. I did three christmas things with fanily and one was with my BROThERS GiRlfriEnD'S family what the fuck. Why is that something that we do they're not even engaged, let alone married. I had a beer and a quadruple gin and tonic (it' slike a double gin and tomic but it's a glass of gin with a little bit of tonic.)

Happy fucking new year bitches!!!!!!!! btw i just deleted a whole bunch shit I wanted to say. I love you all even if I don't agree with you. People are all one. Let's be love to all. WTF that was so stupid. No I hate when DV glitches but this is like the best website ever. Oh I'm so fucked up.
I drank southern comfort and redbull. I want to crash but can't hummm. Oh yeah. I stopped drinking so much caffeine but now I am like on meth with caffeine. Hahaha!.
Ben lucid a lot. Wurlman is the shit. We got stuff about to happen stay tuned yo.
WHeres CanisLucidus he's been gone. I haven't been on DV much lately. Fuck.

I am so angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Been watching NFL heavily all year, and as usual my Cleveland Browns suck!!!!! So when it comes to playoffs I start to root for 49ers, but then they blew it tonight!!!!!

I am on the verge of tears, my teams never win! I always lose! Denver and Seattle will be an interesting superbowl atleast, but still.

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am drinking my sorrows away tonight, I love football too much and take it way too seriously lol. f all this crap. I am angry and sad.

Just gonna keep drinking I guess.......

THat's what you get for loving fekkball

jk I love it. I mean you. I mena whatever

How dare you mock football!!!!!!!!!



lol,,,,were you watching as I posted this!!!!!?????

I luv u