Just a bit drunk. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm 'vaseline.'
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Just a bit drunk. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm 'vaseline.'
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I skipped taking my flu meds so I could drink, I must say it's weeell worth it.
Lol it wont tommorow... Im baked came in to say hiQuote:
Originally Posted by guitarboy
naw, I almost never get a hangover off of rum.(well, unless I have shots, I normally just have it with some coke)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xyn
Oh sorry didnt see you were a female right away. Explains why your not having a hangover.Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarboy
Why would it make a difference?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xyn
(and no, unfortunately I'm not drunk)
Haha, I agree with that, but I have a penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xyn
booozing in a little bit.
Beeer is terrible, and you need a shitload of it, my friend is trying to convince me that sam adams is better the jamesons.
That's physically impossible
I am checking in to report that I am fucked up beyond Bejesus. It's official. :wino:
I only drank that to sleep, but I am crefully proofreading thii thread for mistakes.
SWINE ARE COMING TO MY HOUSE ON SUNDAY!
The carpet shall be dirty.
They will sticky up the faucets.
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AGAIN'd
Pretty buzzed and baked. Yerrrrr
I'd like to take a moment to chronicle my first night with alcohol (yes, of my entire life). It was spent in very good company after a special dinner. My first was Leinenkugel, then a few sips of some keystone, afterward I had a shot of vodka and a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme, over the course of three hours. I found it pleasurable and easy to express myself among those who I usually approach in extreme seriousness. It ended with strobe light dancing~
No dizziness, no nausea, no embarrassing things said. Safe and productive.
I can't decide whether I like vodka or Bailey's more, but I have very much decided that beer tastes like piss.
^^^Awesmome^^^
Vodka is the best.
Also, if you drank Keystone, of course you'll think beer tastes like piss. Next time, if you're going for taste, I recommend a brand of alcohol that doesn't go for $10 a thirty-pack.
At first I had a keystone in hand, as that was the party staple. But when I said it was my very first alcoholic beverage, they snatched it away and gave me Leinenkugel (which is slightly sweeter and more highly carbonated piss. Not that I've ever tasted piss.).
Vodka is awesome. I like its cleanliness, its instancy, and its burn. Pure fucking alcohol.
You would probably be a fan of the Caucasian (a.k.a. White Russian).
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/m...icaucasian.jpg
If we ever find ourselves partying together, then we will get along very well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
Most of it does, but don't write off beer until after you have had a Budweiser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
Then you'll be ready to write off beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
There are a lot of good beers out there, but they mostly cost too damned much.
Budweiser? That's not beer -.- :cheeky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
I know. It's superbeer. :bigteeth:Quote:
Originally Posted by khh
I can only drink beer after rum. I can't have it after whiskey or vodka.
I just realized the best thing ever. I bought like twenty eye dropper like things that have liquid mint in it
http://www.crobike.de/en/werbemittel...9300/20007.jpg
They're small and concealable, and putting 95% grain alcohol in several of them and having everyone carry two or three inconspicuously works great for taking in to places like baseball games and such.
Oooh that's a good idea. Man, I need to get drunk so I can post on this thread. >_>Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarboy
DAMN I LOVE BUD!!!! I just drank 3L of barrel beer (it was light) and I'm a bit drunk. I wish I had more time to be here... and NO its not a suicide note lol, only I''ve been away from DB vor a looong time and I miss it :eek: I could go on ranting all night... In fact I think I will for a while. I had a fucking organic chemistry test at 6pm my GOD WHO IS AT SCHOOL AT 6PM ON A FRIDAY!!!! I think I aced it and I realized that my friend (with hom I been drinkin) damn I sound dumb lol. I realized that my friend who I thought had to work on our relationship (he kinda let me down a while ago) isn't the only one who has to do that. I also have to put myself into it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
On the other hand I must say that clowns aren't green (interpret it as thou wilst). So I found this out 'cause i'm not scared of clowns should I be? I'll rant for a bit more in case anyone is amused ;)
BANANA :banana:
So I said that on the other hand... so what's in the first hand??? Well to figure that out, we've got to take away the pie sticking in our eyes (friggin clow) and look left... And what do we see? or do I see? well anyway its nothing you would expect, like a crowbar or a beer. Its indeed more like a car driven by a lab rat with whom I've experimented twice...No questions asked...
all right that's all I've got inside my alcohol
edit: yay I just realized how empty my signature blocks are!!!!!
FUCKING HANGOVER
fucking fuck.
I need some booze, now.
I didn't make it to this thread last night, but I apparently made it to this site.
I just found that in Adam's "Fire!!!" thread but don't remember leaving it. I must have gotten lost on the way to this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
ahahhaa shiiiitt/