Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

As I was going over the far famed Kerry mountains
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol, and then produced my rapier.
Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,

musha ring dumma do damma da
whack for the daddy 'ol
whack for the daddy 'ol
there's whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money, and it made a pretty penny.
I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny.
She said and she swore, that she never would deceive me,
but the devil take the women, for they never can be easy

I went into my chamber, all for to take a slumber,
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
Then sent for captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter.

It was early in the morning, as I rose up for travel,
The guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrel.
I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
But I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.

If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
If I can find his station down in Cork or in Killarney.
And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
And I swear he'll treat me better than me darling sportling Jenny

Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
But others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early

I love this ride, this siat the one what the room starts spinning afasta dnf astaere until you think it's going to throw sou off, but it nevers doesn, but just fall down on tot he groud.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

I love this ride, this siat the one what the room starts spinning afasta dnf astaere until you think it's going to throw sou off, but it nevers doesn, but just fall down on tot he groud.

I'll have what he's having!

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I'll have what he's having!

cheers to that!

(unless it's piss beer)

Blech! Personally, I'd rather drink oiss than beer Tastes about the same either way.

I'll just continue to enjoy my pint an a half of Boones Farm Blue Hawaiin.

(But I'm a moody drunk tonight, so I shall quickly leave lest I ruin the festivites )

3 large glasses of wine on an empty stomach...

Yep, I'm well on my way
looking forward to a good dinner, though

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

cheers to that!

(unless it's piss beer)

I don't drink piss beer, I drink the good stuff

I haz a drunk. Played volleyball after work. Iony' had four beers, but I hadn't teatng inner do it got me a little drunk Happy Tuesday

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

Blech! Personally, I'd rather drink oiss than beer Tastes about the same either way.

coke and rum, my friend. Coke and rum. Especially with vanilla coke. or ginger ale. Whatever.

Got a little Captain in you?

I wish I knew aBOUT THIS Last night. I'm on vacation. It was myt dads birthday. Let me give you a basic idea of qhat it was like: my friend's dad passed out on the couch, so we got him up and brought him up to his room. My friend then got a sharpie marker and wrote on his ass "I <3 penis enter here" XDXDXD

well that took me awhile to type but I typed it all perfectly Nothing stops me from typing good

have you ever started to reply to something, only to delete it, saying "No, I'm too drunk."?

(quotation thread...."No, I'm too drunk" is a statement, referenced in a question - "have you ever...." - should the question mark be inside or outside the quotes - bearing in mind the quote isn't a question, only the reference poses the question?)

anyway,
I'm drunk, fuck y'all......?

*bump*
I'm drunk. Which is why i'm posting here. Because this thread told me to post here. Agian
I don't know a single one off you people but I miss yoyu all. and I miss lucid dreaming. I may not be able to lucid dream amymore. But I can drink to lucid dreaming! Yeeeah!Q

hahaha this threead is too great xD xD xD
ima happy derunk today

I haven't post here for a long time. Nobody here will likely remember me. But do you people have any idea how many automated "we miss you" messages I had in my abandoned Yahoo account? It was just silly. Very silly.

Is anyone here silly anymore or is the sillyness dead. I've been known to act silly on occasions. I drink apples. Apples with percentages. They're the best ones. Pears with percentages are very good, they just cost more. Barley and hops I miss very much. But they cost far more than apples. Sainsburys basics apples are £1.20 for 2 litres. Hops and barley are £4.50 for 4 cans. This hurts me.

I don't dream anymore. There was a time when I dreamed. But now it's all about the unconsiousness.

Anyway, sweet dreams dreamdicks. Dream your cocks off. (Or pussys if that's what you are, I didn't want to seem sexist)

Roffle WAffle coffle waffle
Belueve me this, I may have come home druinken, and decided to post on here. But i; m an arse.


Misplessings make the worunsds (world)b go round.

Cokwaffle again.
sell my soul for a bis of discredts.

I do believe I've been Drinking special ale, nearly as great as the 2001 brew. IN a barreell. Which is daft, medievel and german if you think about it.

Sell my soul for a big dfat ngo on the uinreal dream streamlined fine tooth comb.

TEKKEN


KING vs BALLS

bumpin along... greetings fellow drunken Oneironauts! We are the cream of the evolutionary crop! Cheers!

Wow. I'm drunk. Seriously, I've been drunk 3 of 5 evenings this week, and I'm planing to get shitfaced tomorrow. This is great.
But ... ... I'm even more short-sighted than usual. It's hard both to type and to see what the hell I'm typing.

You've got to love alcohol.

Not as drunk now. Only slightly.
But I've been driinking almoust every day now for two weeks. Makes you wonder...

Did a job for someone, and they paid me in wine
I'm on my third bottle
Good job!!

Originally Posted by Ynot

Did a job for someone, and they paid me in wine
I'm on my third bottle
Good job!!

Awesome show!

Also a tad drunky--bur n wisky

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Maturity levels dropping critically low, sire! Sour grapes turning into from starboard! Turn on moderation shields!

BAHAHA,
also, not drunk right now, but last time i was i started blurting out bubble's liquor and whores

Originally Posted by packmania

bumpin along... greetings fellow drunken Oneironauts! We are the cream of the evolutionary crop! Cheers!

HA I'm watching old Transformer cartoons right now.

I'm back, and I'm drunk. Deal with it.

currently quite drunk

had a formal meal ina gown with abucnh of academics

3 hours long, they ring a gong at the start :V

then went round cambridge wearing gowns and bought pizza and chipss


cambridge is awesome

edit: they kept giving me wine in the formal they were like white? i was like yep they where like red? i was like yep. they where like port? i was like yes ffs. this is why i'm drunk. lectures tommorow with that guy from the eastern block, shit........