Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

omg EVERYthing's a cock

brb

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

omg EVERYthing's a cock

brb

i saw this tread ... jsut says that drunnken peopl shd writ here
whit big lettres and all ... if you no wath i mean xxd

no relly. calling me a ffrdrunk isnt goood. i dunno i think my dreming shod be beter.
beeeer

How many people who posted here were actually drunk?

I can tell by the spelling.

daHUR

(<< is for the moment sober)

Originally Posted by mysterious dreamer

How many people who posted here were actually drunk?

*raises hand*

Though - due to years of practice - I can still type really fast, with minimal typos (fixing them is habitual), when I'm hammered.

haha same

though there might be a few sober people who have bad spelling and post in here

so they just look drunk but really aren't

like Barbizzle

(lololol)

I'm always drunk when I post here. Oh, except for this time. Well..... I'll be drunk next time.

Originally Posted by Rakjavik

I'm always drunk when I post here. Oh, except for this time. Well..... I'll be drunk next time.

Yeah, what he said. In fact I should celebrate this brief moment of sobriety and go through the thread to find my old drunk posts.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

HEROES IS ON IN 10 MINUTES!!! FuckYEA!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? It's back??????

Heh. Hai guise.

: D: D: D: D: D: D: D : D: D

.... What can I say.

I'm already drunk and I've got more alcohol left than I know what to do with an about 3 hours left of drinking time before I have to go to sleep in enough time to wake up tomorrow for work without feeling too shitty.

Game on!

I'm on my way obver now...

FWAY

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I'm on my way obver now...

Don't toy with my emotions like that.

Drunk again.

So what?

I don't remember making previous post. I apologize.

Also, Onei, you are so fanny.

Been drinking XX and lime for a while now. I like playing rhythm based games while drunk. You feel like you are doing well even though you know you aren't at all.

I love you all! well..... except for what's his face.

I love youuuuuuuuuuu too

well i'm not quite drunk, but I am pretty disoriented. typing feels really weird and my hands feel warm.

last night my friends and I took a walk in a "haunted" woods. when we got to a bridge by a lake, we lit up again. the woods had an ever present weird feeling but nothing too bad. walking was just a bit hard, especially since there were some narrow paths and I couldn't even see much. I fell down once or twice, too. oh yeah, I didn't feel creepy until we were almost out of the woods and I thought I saw something (it was just a shadow on the ground). then one spot on my neck started tingling and felt warm. i think we all would have noticed if something was really there, though.

Alright I have a few queztions for your drunks.

OK #1. How do you get rid of the hiccups when you're really drunk?
I've had the hiccups for about 30-40 minutes now. It's really annoying. I've already puked twice tonight (with each puke session lasting about 10 minutes) because of hiccups alone. I tried holding my breath and drinking water but that's all I can think of right now

#2 I had some other questions but I forgot. My bad.

#3 Oh yeah, one more ?. You know how when you accidentally drink too much and every time you open your eyes you get really dizzy? Is there any way to get that drunk and not get the spins? Cuz I'm practically blind right now. I can only open my eyes for 1-3 seconds before everything spins so fast I almost throw up again. If I could get rid of this and still be this drunk that would be alwesome.

Thanks man.

Peace.

lmao STOP DRINKING

Lol I guess the answer to my questions is just eat a lot of bread. and no mustard, that tasted like puke.

THat made me feel better.

It's like my tolerance to getting drunk goes up, but my tolerance to getting sick stays the same. It sucks.