not counting edits though, right :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Jrels
I guess anti-objectivism and misanthropy aren't mutually exclusive.. you will be missed :blue:
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not counting edits though, right :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Jrels
I guess anti-objectivism and misanthropy aren't mutually exclusive.. you will be missed :blue:
Post-drunk:
50 minute drive in poring rain
Stolen coat (keys in it)
Keys recovered (thief kind enough to leave them at bar)
Nightclub, lots of prospects - no play
Stumbling around Akron looking for my fucking car in rain (*see line 2)
Peeing out the door
50 minute drive back
whippin' up some eggs
Bed.
Gloomy morning. Pounding headache.
Perhaps it's time to retire.
Shitty!
Least the bastard left your keys. =/
Yeah, and you know what - that actually made me feel a whole lot better (or at least postponed the anger) cuz I'm in a rental until my car gets back from repairs. That would have really sucked, "yeah, um... I lost the keys to the car. Oh, and it's parked in a garage about an hour from here." Can't imagine the fees I'd have to pay for retreiving it.
awwww :blue:
I'm drunk. :banana::cheers:
I'm getting there. w00t! Although there's always something slightly depressing about drinking alone in front of your computer on a Friday night...Quote:
Originally Posted by wer
:banana::banana::banana::banana:
Ophelia says "purple dildo".
Inside joke - we was all talking - me, Lisa, and Oneironaut on the phone devices.
LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitzie
just in cases,
margaritas + butterscotch schnapps + rum = NO.
Heh. You know I still had my phone on the charger this morning, and when it's on the charger it rings instead of vibrates. Damn thing woke me up and I saw that you'd texted me, then I looked at the clock and it said 7am and I was like "Oh FUCK NO!!" threw the phone down and went back to sleep. LMFAO.
I'm not surprised that you're feelin that shit now, though. You were in rare form, last night. Haha. Hilarious. :D
I'm sowwy I wakey you
Haha yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by kaeraz
woah.. :shock:
hey wer
Hey:)Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
If it's any consolation, Joe, I won nothing at the track tonight. My friend the pregnant lady won $100 on the first race ($2 bet).
It's ok, Ophie. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
DRINKING QUOTES! :D
"A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts." ~Steve Fergosi
"The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it." ~Sir Winston Churchill
"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" ~WC Fields
"But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another." ~Irish love ballad
"The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you." ~American folk saying
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~Dave Barry
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." ~Sir Winston Churchill
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." ~Oscar Wilde
"Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon." ~Anonymous
"Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?" ~Milan Maximovich
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." ~George Best
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." ~Irish proverb
"Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine." ~Karl Marx
"This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts." ~Samuel Johnson
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." ~Henry Lawson
"Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure." ~Ambrose Bierce
"You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party." ~Drew Navikas
"Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it." ~Homer Simpson
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." ~Homer Simpson
"Lois: Oh Peter, you've been drinking again.
Peter: Nah, I'm just exhausted cause I've been drinking all night." ~Family Guy TV Show
"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!" ~Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck
"Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and celebrate the good days" ~Ancient Egyptian proverb
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." ~Frank Zappa
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ~Dean Martin
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." ~Rodney Dangerfield
"Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him." ~Mark Twain
haha I love the Dave Barry one
What up my bitchez!! - Look what I got back!!:Quote:
Originally Posted by (Me)
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/joeata...jacketback.jpg
Aww yeah, someone "found it" and was kind enough to mail it to me! My faith in the human race has been restored... :bowdown:.
Gonin' clubbin tonight,
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/joeata...acketback2.jpg
On second thought, I think I'll give this baby a rest this weekend and wear something else (should probably run the bug detector over it first)... :paranoid:
:P
Me thinks that looks like a woman's peacoat...
LOL
ain't you lookin suave :ohyahbaby:
this is such an interesting thread.
No, you are.
I agree. :ohyahbaby:Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Taosaur