Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

A thread should be created for hang-overs...
I'm even worse today then I was yesterday... Plus... People on hang-overs are more in the mood for writting silly sh*t... After all, it's not like I can move anywhere further than this chair... Plus, I'm hallucinating... Oh and my dreams last night (or this morning...) were really great... It's a shame I didn't have time to get into that dancing contest! Oh well... Nobody really cares if I write this or not... I just gotta stop drinking... I might even still be in a coma from last night's booze... I don't know... I think I just woke up and I was still drunk... too much wine and beer and redbull vodka...

Originally Posted by MrGrEmLiN

redbull vodka...

Is that legal??

ahh your lucky, most titty bars 'round here cost at least $20 to get in... and i cant drink yet

why would redbull + vodka be illegal? Its energy drink and vodka... but i prefer jager bombs jagermeister + redbull.

Originally Posted by MrGrEmLiN

A thread should be created for hang-overs...

We had one, a while ago. I'm sure it's still floating around here, somewhere.

And...FYI...I'm drunk, once again, and about to go take another shot.

Scuse me, for a moment.

Originally Posted by Michael

ahh your lucky, most titty bars 'round here cost at least $20 to get in.

WTF????? I have been to the Pensacola titty bar scene, and it was really good, but about the same as the Jackson scene. I have not been to any in Navarre. Maybe Navarre has some extra special strip clubs. It costs $5 to get into the strip clubs in Jackson, and all of them have at least a few incredible dancers working on any given night. I say "all of them" because there are only three of them, and they are all on the same acre of land in the ghetto because of our Southern Baptist dumbass city zoning ordinance.

Any way, I am so damn drunk right now that I am not even sure where I am going with this, or anything else. Maybe there is a "near the beach" price for the strip clubs in the western Florida panhandle area. But one damn thing is for sure. I am wasted right now, and it is 8:30 a.m. on Saturday, and I have not been to sleep yet. In other words... Yeah.

Okay, I've quit drinking again.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

WTF????? I have been to the Pensacola titty bar scene, and it was really good, but about the same as the Jackson scene. I have not been to any in Navarre. Maybe Navarre has some extra special strip clubs. It costs $5 to get into the strip clubs in Jackson, and all of them have at least a few incredible dancers working on any given night. I say "all of them" because there are only three of them, and they are all on the same acre of land in the ghetto because of our Southern Baptist dumbass city zoning ordinance.

Any way, I am so damn drunk right now that I am not even sure where I am going with this, or anything else. Maybe there is a "near the beach" price for the strip clubs in the western Florida panhandle area. But one damn thing is for sure. I am wasted right now, and it is 8:30 a.m. on Saturday, and I have not been to sleep yet. In other words... Yeah.

im a newb to the titty bar scene i guess. And im too young to drink so it is a waste to me. I probably wont go to nude bars until i have trouble seeing nudity on my own lol. rofl i was trashed last night too, and definatly have quit drinking for a while now. at least liquor.

Edit: the only titty bars ive been to were in panama city, acouple hours from here. its a pretty expensive place. that might be why it costs $20 to get into those bars. damn im drunk again cant believe this.

I guess tit's official

we need to split this thread and give the titty bar subject it's own golden throne in the kingdom of bantering senselessly

no I'm not drunk but I'm gonna be in a few days

Drank sum b33rz.

Good time to say, It seemz like DV is dying of AIDS. Or of suck-ing. Like, when was the last time Off-topic was awesumz? DJKNKFJSDJKF I tell you! DLFKNMSDFLKSDNF!

Peace out

N

Originally Posted by Neruo

Drank sum b33rz.

Good time to say, It seemz like DV is dying of AIDS. Or of suck-ing. Like, when was the last time Off-topic was awesumz? DJKNKFJSDJKF I tell you! DLFKNMSDFLKSDNF!

Peace out

N

Mannn, DV is aaaalways dying of something. Important thing to remember, it always survives because it has a very strong liver. Unlike we alcoholics. So i'm getting drunkydoodle tonight in my NEW APARTMENT. But I don't have internet there yet so I'll text Joe or Barbizzle a drunken message to post in here in my stead. Tee heeeeeeee sdihfskf +snort+

k I am drunk, but not quite there. I am looking up guitar tab, and drinking my face off playing guitar - will post in two?2 hours.
Results sshould not be pretty.
Check you later s8ter

Score 2 for song list:

DESIRE (acoustic)
Music by U2

old man
Neil Young

Why does crap food taste soooooooo much better when you're drunk
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
<- because that's howe I feel Whooo Hoo/

Originally Posted by Infinityecho

Score 2 for song list:

DESIRE (acoustic)
Music by U2

old man
Neil Young

Why does crap food taste soooooooo much better when you're drunk
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
<- because that's howe I feel Whooo Hoo/

Everything feels/tastes better when you're drunk lol

HEYEY!!!! I<M DRUNK!!! ishn. well i mean lim such a light weight that it rewally doesn't take mcich. hahahahhahaha chinese guy hahahahhahaha just passed by. man i see him everywhere he is soooooo stalking me!!! omg im like at a public place but no on ehere is here but me wchihc is really cool. all i did today was watch this crazy movie called hide an dseek with my firiend whno lives on this flooor hahahahahahahahah!!! an dits really weird cuz you dont know wha tthe hell is going on until thje end and youre like WHOA!!!! WHAT WAS THAT!!!! omg!!!! hahahahaha. so yeah. well this is me drunk. im just going to not look here when im sober cuz this is EMBARASSING!!! hahahahah!!! im going into chat now. cuz that will be fun to be be drunk and be in chat hehehehe. oh man. okay here i go.

*is a bit too drunk to decypher all of that^*

But yes. This is me, drunk once again.

hey!!!! i m 5alkinhg on the phone to aeam!!! ahahahaha!!! i woke up him reaslly up tooon hahahahahaha@@@@@!

sekjfhskdjf!!! lal alalala dsrgjhfkdjsfg!!!2 anbythinrhb g!~~!~

im still drunk. this is compeltely ruining my image!! ia ma g odd girl and i dont ever mbe frunk. i mean the thing is im not really drunk ever, its just that tonight i hapepend to be drunk,a nd I HAPEPENED to remember that there was a a thread that said post her eif youre drunk... wel lanyway yeah, just thank god this is senselss banter hahaha!! i am so drunk i really just nee dto sleep hahahahaha!!! but dont want to slee[p. i want adam to be here hehehehe. D:

Mes, ur starting to scare me now.

fools.

haha gotta love the drunken phone calls

So.... that never happened.

Crap, I forgot to post here last night.

Mes, how's the alcohol poisoning ?

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Crap, I forgot to post here last night.

Mes, how's the alcohol poisoning ?

You were drunk too? I recall seeing you in chat and I also recall people saying stuff but I couldn't read it. Oh the alcohol poisoning is severe, thanks!

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

You were drunk too? I recall seeing you in chat and I also recall people saying stuff but I couldn't read it. Oh the alcohol poisoning is severe, thanks!

Not until after you left really, but you were my inspriration !