Been drinkin all day and I'm about to get a good round of smoke in.
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Been drinkin all day and I'm about to get a good round of smoke in.
Wish I knew about this thread before... hahaha. I'll just quote myself from the other night:
I don't know why I wrote what camera I have... TS said she wished she had a D200, bit I don't even think I read her post. I just decided to post in my own DJ...Quote:
Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography
Woah this musets beest the drunkest bmesest eversest beeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriousle, I tried everythingest I hadest....
So brandy was gooest, rum was crapiesttt ( BIIIIIIIIIIIG disappointment), vodka was ain't bad sauf it was Smirnoff, rum was beadest, sambuka was low but not bad I had other stuff??????/ right whiskey wasn't as good as last time.... Chat is AWEsoME right so cya later... ( had to backspace),,, ( ana again )...
Woot jus poste efffffffing rrunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! :boogie: ( found it the di da dooo is buggig me!!! ... LOVE ya all this place ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1
(k I'm embarrissseing myself shall leave now,,, ( love ya) :)...
I might have even goten drunker, possible? who knoe, ( I tkae , Chat is CALLINFG! ) brbr!
Yess, for once, i'm drunking posting here. i';m new, hello, my nmame is jamie and i'm a girl just so you know. wow this is going to be embarassing tomorrow but whooooo cares? I just tlkalked to a pretty cool guy who has issues, but, hey its all good!!!!
u cant not that your drink right now. its a matter of perception all you think when the title post! smart genius! thats fusarcasm poindexter. bluecow you are hot if that picture is b.of you. fucking fuckng ex girlfirneds man. i at talking on the phone and she is blahing. fuck. was that explisit!? i dont care. bloody hell.
Hey hey hey. Fat albert here. I've havent been drunk at 10:50 am in a long time....but what the hell. Might as well. I live my life fast and hard. Thats right, this Chris Farley method.
Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home. I´m so cold,
let me in your window.
Yah, been out drinking- unforatunately, not really wasted. bur fortuately it's kinda good (shouldn't be out drinkin and driven)... so
j
:banana:
Anwyay, fucking wekend sucked assssss!!!!!!
Wow. werthering hights (or whatever)? I like that movie kind of. I shouldnt be drinunk again. but I cant believ I posted in this here thread,/. It's five in the morning. It was a girls night but everyones sleepnig now whjich i should do. sometimes (i'm not crazy) I run around yelling "HEATHCLIFF!!!" In that wierd high-pitched voice. You know, liek Cathy does int eh movie. wow. I'm a lioser. well not really cause at least I'm not watching "triple X".Quote:
Originally Posted by Jrels
haha, hey! that IS me!!! but i'm not that hot, I wear glasses whixch I personally think add character but hey thanks anyways!@Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainman
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: :drink:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2 Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
ok im drunk but wtf u suppooswed to talk about? well ill start off with howie said way too much stuff for a drunk thread... i read "sorry but i dont wanna have sex" wtf u tlkin about?... and bluecow, you are hot.
i read all tha t stuff now for some reaqon. so i know what u mean. i couldnt ready much in the first two sections but the impossible ones were easiest. i just wouldnt say any of em cept 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? that sounds bout right if i saw a cop. oh and bluecow ur hot.
forgot to ask howie is that ur avatar a pic of u? u look like the dude from the game half life.
fuck fotgot to ask somethin again how old are u bluecow u look young to be drinkin. ima arest u lol ;)
Shit, why can't I ever remember to post here when I get drunk?! :(
Maybe on wednesday I'll be able to contribute! :D
Good drinking, everyone!!:banana:
Ok. this is why I drink alchohol. I drink because the only way I can tolerate other people is through the screen. No that is not true. I consider myself somewhat of a misanthrope. No, no, that is not true either. But then again.
hehe, you LOOK like a misanthrope Jrels, esp in your avatar
except the corncob pipe kinda kills it
<3
I'm drunk!
...On sobriety.
Oeeuuukay!! so, I went out topnight for the special octoberfeslt thinggy!
Was great-- damn, they had a really good aband that p;ayed some good shit and everyone was into it. I as, however, one of the last to leave the fair. Kind of a werid feeling. I was gonna just walk out and head ot car but noticed a bon fire off in didstandce. So, I apporached. Hung out for a while. People sittin there dreinkin and talkin. Then took a piss and left. Where did i go? TITTY BASR!!
Yah, havent been to one in quite a while - but figured I'd go to the one I' hadn't gone to since last etime ecver. Wow - pretty much smame thing I remember, but hten again, some REALLY hot shiccks too! After a ew minutes I rememberd Why I didn't like titty bars... :? you can look but can't touch - plus alchohol is a bit pricey. Still, was nice to admire for a while.
Gotta love this country :salute to the US of A flag:
PS--- I got LAYED!!!! by the Yaqgermietster girls!!!!~
wtf Joe? How can you be going to an Octoberfeslt thinggy?
It's not even October yet! :P
This thread was gettin no lovin so I'm going to recite the lyrics to the best song ever.
Oh my firend don't get caught in yesterday
All the things we've heard have left and made their way
Lower your guns even if love has turned to spite
We may find the enemy waiting inside
Light the candle to see what may unfold
If you listen to the sound within your mind
You may find the answer flowing in the tides
awesome guitar riff
Say goodbye to your sorrow
and hellow to tomorrow
well I hear the fiddlers call
Say that love is hear for all
So I wrote her a letter
and I tried to forget her
Well I know id I'll go
Can you hear the river flow?
Say goodbye to your sorrow
and hello to tommrow
Well I hear the fiddlers call
Say that love is here for all
K I'm over it.
im in the cahct right now. its blue in there. like my balls. i neeat somflower seeds. i migt got a cavity in two places cause it hurts chew food. and fuck what that dickerworble thinks. i dick slapped your mother in the face. gave her a niiice mushushroom imprimt on her cheek. i have a point to make here. i want to all you listen when this!!!
hey guys. i watch a commercial when you think purple screens are gay, you're right. im gonna break your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREAK YO FACEEEEEEE ever played that game? i don remembere the name of it but some guy goes "rrrrggrrrrr im gonna break you face!!" i think its tekken 4. i KICK YOUR ASS IN THAT GAME. if i use steve in that game i am unstopable. the twighlite sone is on! i am wa watching it penejos! este pinche wey gota big noze! viva las boricua putas
sounds like a good night. titty bars are such a waste you shoulda gave me that money you wasted!. oh and who are the jagermeister girls??? so you had a threesome? foursome? tensome?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tornado Joe
edit: now i clicked the link lol.
I'm freaking drunk on sobriety and lack of sleep again.
I need a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.