Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

Originally Posted by Alex D

hello everyone, i rock, the timewarp does too, people shoudl play it more

HAHA

"It's just a jump....to the LEFT"

Jimmy Jazz JAAZZZZ !!!

I'm fucking wahsted with my cousin!!!19083128!

idk why i casme here first!!!

holla!!! holla back?

OK i was going to post domething for you guys but realised what i post wouldnt be a apporepriate so decided againt it.

Hola @ y'all xxxx

I think I have to fly tomorrow signed:
NASA astronaut

I was just about to post in here to say I couldn't find this last night when drunk, looks like I did lol

Originally Posted by AdamA

I was just about to post in here to say I couldn't find this last night when drunk, looks like I did lol

LOL now THAT'S why this thread was created

all hail Merck, creator of this thread...wherever he may be

this crown&coke's 4 U :crown&coke:

ok we need a fucking :crown&coke: smiley goddamnit

Had a good night, still drinking but my parents had to spoil it. Checkin out a Towers Of London alb and funnily enough, the current track is called 'f**k it up'. Feel like doin somethin, any invites?

Hmmm, I like Steel Reserve. Does anybody like Steel Reserve? It's so seriously nasty, but it gets the job done. $6.50 for a 12 pack, too!!! After like 3, you stop tasting it, so its aarrite. I'm trying to live it up good for these least couple of weeks. I'm not going to be ablet to drink for like 9 weeks!!! Or smoke cigarettes. Damnit.

Im drunk and you wont guess it by the way I type

Crap....you don't realise how bad you are until you get up to go the toilet.

lysergic lights blunt.

Originally Posted by Barnsey

Crap....you don't realise how bad you are until you get up to go the toilet.

For real, dude. I just tripped over a stool in my kitchen. Ouchies.

Know me, Broken by my master.

thank god for mother fucking vodka!

*breaks into song and dance* *trips over empty bottle*

what> why is it tat staraproman is like £3.20 and it tastes like nats piss!! i mean that sust extportionate. Would you pay $6.40 for a beer?

fucking coes!!!

Originally Posted by AdamA

what> why is it tat staraproman is like £3.20 and it tastes like nats piss!! i mean that sust extportionate. Would you pay $6.40 for a beer?

fucking coes!!!

I pay $6.50 for a 12 pack, my friend. Strong stuff, too.

Hery,

ok i know it is the nexy day, but i was toldd i have to have a drikjk..

\urm, i have a importnat meeting in the moring, in like 6 hourds! OMG i am going to dir e for it. oh well.. I miss mies Where is meggy too, i wantto talk yo het

hey neavi thanks for shoing me thid post

love you long itme,

OH!!! DUDES!!! You ARE SO LUCKY!! So lucky I remembered to come here. Heheheh. Wanna know a secret? The secret? Of batman? Nah I'm just kidding but seriously. The secret is. Heheh I sneaked some rum! Yeahh. Then... I smoked a j of mid-grade weed. BLAHAHAHAHHH!!! Heh. But listen, tomorrow, I will have that fire- ass weed man!! Ha! Man that shit will knock your ass out!

But wow. I think the alcohol is enhancing the experience and stuff. At first, it was like spinny and stuff. I almost threw up but I didn't Hehehh. I was like a bunny. I hopped like a bunny. To the safe place in my bed. Yeah. I probably sound like a retard... it's hard to tell right now. What kind of cruel Somoan would do this to me now... in this very moment. Ok bye. I hate you guys. Lolllll just kidding. I LOVE YOU ALL

lol guys My laptop is at 3% battery I gotta hurry up. I was going to go to sleep but I just had to record this. I don't want to forget this AMAZING moment. I ate some chocolate and I was in a river of amazing flavor! wow I hope I remember that... ok bye my laptop is shutting down lol.

hey
I'm drunk

Originally Posted by Ynot

hey
I'm drunk

I'm not that far behind you

Oh s*it! I forgot to come here yesterday... I was so wasted that something funny would've came out from it! This thread has even sillier posts than the one for the stuff DCs say! We're even worse than our DCs when we're drunk!

The ability to effect the lives of millions of individuals on a whim made possible by the illusion of money.

Money is just that, an illusion. Although terribly effective. There is no longer any gold in our "federal reserves" to even back up these "IOU's" that the government is giving us. They can be printed in unlimited quantity, and under no regulation or authority. Alan Greenspan. The "Federal" Reserve, which is the keystone of our nation's economy is privately owned, and it is not subject to U.S. law.

It is my firm belief that Senator Ron Paul, Repulblican (and I don't think his party says a damned thing about him) is, by far, the best candidate for for president in '08.