Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

Sure why not.

3 beers i feel quite dizzy, though not very remarkableeeee =D
Gonna look for some nice lookiin girls now..`BACK LATER

Originally Posted by BohmaN

3 beers i feel quite dizzy, though not very remarkableeeee =D
Gonna look for some nice lookiin girls now..`BACK LATER
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Haha 3 beers, is that all

nicely drunk

getting too old for stupid feats of intoxication......

Here I am, wasted again.

Quite a few Miller High Life's and enough Bacardi shots to have lost track, a few shots ago. So.....yeah....
<--------- Drunk.

It is 1 p.m. and I am drinking beer, woot&#33;

Not drunk however. Just one beer. I have class in like an hour.

(it is 8.5% alcohol beer btw)

I&#39;m gettin&#39; stoopid drunk. Don&#39;t worry Tabby Cat. We be stayin&#39; here till at least one of us is stober, or sober, something like that. Man I miss you all here on DV. Do you guys miss me? I need more beer, I&#39;m turning into such a sappy drunk.

ROFL Mitz&#33;

how are you feeling today?

OMGF I R TEH DRUNKESTEST

Actually, no. But I am quite slightly drunk. If I close my eyes I see pretty cool geometric shit too. I had a pretty cool night, playing a poker tournament. I didn&#39;t win, but got to the final table. It was fun.

Especially when the almost naked people barged in (no-one-knows-why).

I&#39;m a lightweight. 3 Killian&#39;s Irish Red tonight. Why? Because today was so special:

My was cat spayed this afternoon and I was worried about her
I had a deadline for some shizzle for senior management. Lunch break? What is that?
I was in a car accident on the way to the vet&#39;s -- the responsible party hit-n-run. But I got his plate number.
A tree fell down across the road and I had to take the long way home with a freshly spayed cat
My dog pee&#39;d on and destroyed the cat&#39;s bed (totally unexpected)

Too bad we&#39;re out of vodka

Holy crap, EagleEye&#33; What a horrible day&#33;&#33; I&#39;m glad you and your cat are okay though.
Yep, you totally deserved the Killian&#39;s tonight.

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thats hwat i asy to that.

Thanks, Burns&#33; We&#39;re all OK. I&#39;m just glad the accident was before we got to the vets and not after.

Is it the Ides of March? lol

"Here&#39;s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life&#39;s problems. " Homer Simpson

I&#39;m getting there.

LOL, O, you seem like one of the regulars on this thread.

I wish I had gotten into this thread back in the old days when I drank (three months ago). I have been completely sober for two months and off alcohol for three, but I remembered some old posts I left when I was absolutely hammered and the next day didn&#39;t even remember leaving them.

Originally Posted by Universal

A ventriloquist dummy has a heartfelt such for truth, unlike me. A rock is conscious, but I am nonliving.
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I left that one on a night when I was at a friend&#39;s house and I got so drunk that I walked around his back yard and talked to the walls and then started yelling at his next door neighbor&#39;s German Shephards. That invited the police, who almost took me in but were talked out of it by my friend, who had been woken up by me and the dogs. That experience is one of the reasons I quit drinking.

About a year later, I got smashed and made a quick visit here again. I didn&#39;t remember leaving this one either...

Originally Posted by Universal

I am drunk beyond piss. Michael is the schmuck of this movie. He is the movie schmuck. I am innocent. Yeah.
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The first one involved some sort of philosophical satire, but I have no idea at all what the second one was about, other than that maybe I was watching one of the Halloween movies (?).

Originally Posted by CoLd

LOL, O, you seem like one of the regulars on this thread.
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Lmfao. Guilty, as charged.

Originally Posted by CoLd

I left that one on a night when I was at a friend&#39;s house and I got so drunk that I walked around his back yard and talked to the walls....
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Lmfao. Damn, yo. I&#39;ve been drunk (often), but that&#39;s drunk. Lol.


....aaaaand so is this:

"A Little Thing We Call DRUNK:"
http://www.darlugo.com/?id=410&p=1

O&#33;&#33;&#33;

Are you still out there? What are you drinking?
I&#39;ve been stone cold sober for over a year now, you can celebrate my sobriety for me by getting good and wasted. Or at least tip one back for me?

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Originally Posted by Vex

O&#33;&#33;&#33;

Are you still out there? What are you drinking?
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Haha. Yeah, I&#39;m still lurking around here, somewhere.
I&#39;m drinking Bacardi Superior and the occasional Bud Light.

Originally Posted by Vex

I&#39;ve been stone cold sober for over a year now, you can celebrate my sobriety for me by getting good and wasted. Or at least tip one back for me?
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Wow. Congrats on that&#33;
...and I&#39;m filling up the Homer Simpson shot glass, in your honor, right now.

MMMMMM
You&#39;re the greatest O&#33;&#33;&#33;













... slinks around waiting to take advan... I mean assist... a soon to be wasted Oneironaut.

Lmfao. I ended up too drunk to remember to come back and report how drunk I was. Lmao.

I might have to take a raincheck on that "assistance," Vex.

*spikes Vex&#39;s drink and waits*

You&#39;re no longer sober now

I&#39;m drunk, I drank some beer now i&#39;m drunk.

....I&#39;m about drunk again, just for the record.

...What? I Like to drink on the weekends.