Favorite movie quotes

[Amethyst Star]

I'm watching Kung Pow right now and am tempted to quote all of the lines. However, I'll let you guys get in on the fun! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mayor: Master Betty, might I inquire, what is the Evil Council's plan? Betty: Hrm, it is evil! It is so evil! It is a bad, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good! I think it's great 'cause it's so bad! Mayor: But what of the Chosen One? Betty: Hrm, I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead... with like a rock, like a stone or something. Master Tang: So, here were my options. A. quickly duck sideways, doge the claw and take him out with a spinning back-kick, or B. take the claw in the face, roll around on the ground and die.".... "Ugh, should have gone with A.

[Hate]

This one is from The Matrix Reloaded and I like it really really much. I think it might be my favourite. Merovingian: I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère! You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it.

[Mickeys_Elbow]

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" Jules, Pulp Fiction.

[InTheMoment]

MICKEY: Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers." - Natural Born Killers

[mushroom]

i was in this cartoon made for 5 year olds and i was channel hopping and this dog goes to this horse "shut up and il turn you into glue" cz people use horses for glue i tink hmmm it made me laugh cz it was for 5 year olds u see and 5 year olds dont usualy say stuuff lik e that ............ hmmm i just wrote soo much crap

[bradybaker]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Jules - Pulp Fiction -------------------------------------------------------- "How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd." Mary - Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind -------------------------------------------------------- Charlie Kaufman: [voice-over] I'm pathetic, I'm a loser. I have failed, I am panicked. I've sold out, I am worthless, I... What the fuck am I doing here? What the fuck am I doing here? Fuck. It is my weakness, my ultimate lack of conviction that brings me here. Easy answers used to shortcut yourself to success. And here I am because my jump into the abysmal well - isn't that just a risk one takes when attempting something new? I should leave here right now. I'll start over. I need to face this project head on and... Robert McKee: ...and God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character. Adaptation --------------------------------------------------------

[Amethyst Star]

Hamlet: "The potent poison quite outcrows my spirit.... The rest is silence..." Horatio: "Good night, sweet prince, and my flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." -Hamlet

[Rapscallion]

"No time for the ol' in-out, in-out, love." Alex, A Clockwork Orange

[Gargen]

yea i got 3 quotes pulp fiction- VINCENT: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. JULES: What'd they call it? VINCENT: Royale with Cheese. JULES: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. JULES: What do they call a Whopper? VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? JULES: What? VINCENT: Mayonnaise. JULES: Goddamn! VINCENT: I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it. Fight Club- "If you died right now, how would you feel about your life." The Crow-(im not going to the obvious one from the opening) "I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore" *Places hand on TopDollar's head* "Thirty hours of pain. . .ALL AT ONCE! All for you."

[Mystical_Journey]

Dignan: They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent. - Bottle Rocket (1996) Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl? Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag? Trent: No, baby, you're money. - Swingers (1996)

[Merck]

Chris Nielsen(Robin Williams): There's a man Ian never got to know, the man he was growing up to be. He's a good-looking clear-eyed fella... about 25. I can see him. He's the type of guy men want to be around, because he has integrity, you know ? He has character. You can't fake that. And he's a guy women want to be around, too. Because there's tenderness in him... respect... and loyalty, and courage. And women respond to that. Makes him a terrific husband, this guy. I see him as a father. That's where he really shines. See, when he looks in his kid's eyes and that kid knows that his dad really, really sees him... he sees who he is. Then that child knows that he is an amazing person. He's quite a guy... that I'll never get to meet. I wish I had. - What Dreams May Come Ryan Harrison(Leslie Nielson): Your lies are like bananas! They come in big yellow bunches! - Wrongfully Accused

[jacobo]

Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day. Don Corleone

[rolandgunslinger]

" My friends...You bow to no man" (Grabs Kleenex)- ROTK "Kate? Your not wearing a bustle....How Lewd" - Tombstone

[OpheliaBlue]

"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom." -Shrek

[l3xicon]

Braveheart - "Who is this who speaks 2 me as though i needed his advice?" Starsky & Hutch - "THAT'S NOT A BOY! IT'S A TINNY LI'LL MAN W/KNIVES!" Billy Madison - "All the people @ the zoo will treat u all RESPECTABLE LIKE!"

[Kastro187420]

"If you immediatly know the candel light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago."

[Placebo]

"I was just driving along, [...] minding my own business" - Dead man on campus (Just after the psycho had the cops chase him down, after he had fired shots at them and insulted them)