What's the big deal about Chuck Norris?

[Arra]

I keep hearing his name. Who is he? Why is he always referred to as though he's some ultimate person or something? I don't see what the big deal is.

[Wayfaerer]

I think the hat explains it all.

[Seroquel]

I didn't realize the year was 2005.

[Arra]

lol okay, whatever. Doesn't explain why I hear his name in so many places. I guess it just happened to become a meme.

[Jigga_Justin]

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick your dad. Enough said.

[tommo]

People like gay shit.

[FancyRat]

lol okay, whatever. Doesn't explain why I hear his name in so many places. I guess it just happened to become a meme. Yeah, I don't get it either. I had to google him because his name kept coming up. It didn't explain anything.

[Original Poster]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris (When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Tony Jaa)

[Oneironaut Zero]

This is all you need to know about Chuck Norris: Next time someone posts one of those lame Chuck Norris jokes, post that .gif^ Lol.

[Original Poster]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

[Solarflare]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[Solarflare]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

[Arra]

I realise now it's just as stupid as I thought it was. A person has just been chosen to be a godly figure by idiots. Thanks thread.

[Original Poster]

There is no factual information about Tony Jaa because no one has ever survived to study him.

[Oneironaut Zero]

There is no factual information about Tony Jaa because no one has ever survived to study him. Don't. Even though I love Tony Jaa...just...don't.

[XeL]

I realise now it's just as stupid as I thought it was. A person has just been chosen to be a godly figure by idiots. Thanks thread. You can relax. It's just a joke.

[Original Poster]

Don't. Even though I love Tony Jaa...just...don't. I can't. The only Tony Jaa fact is that he's too badass to even write facts down about. And also he pwns Chuck Norris so any fact which trumps a chuck norris fact can apply to tony jaa.

[Arra]

You can relax. It's just a joke. But people partially believe it, enough I think that if they had to act based on the belief, they would. It's similar to religion, in that if people really thought about it they'd probably admit they didn't really believe it, but on some level they do.

[Original Poster]

No, they don't.

[Oneironaut Zero]

But people partially believe it, enough I think that if they had to act based on the belief, they would. It's similar to religion, in that if people really thought about it they'd probably admit they didn't really believe it, but on some level they do. Nah. They don't. It's a meme. Nothing more.

[Original Poster]

Chuck Norris jokes are so old they're not a meme, they're a fad

[Solarflare]

But people partially believe it, enough I think that if they had to act based on the belief, they would. It's similar to religion, in that if people really thought about it they'd probably admit they didn't really believe it, but on some level they do. - You can relax. It's just a joke. this

[Arra]

You only don't realise the truth because you aren't thinking about it as deeply as I am.

[Solarflare]

No, you don't realize the truth because you are thinking too deeply. It is a meme.... not a religion.

[Arra]

There are similarities. Of course it isn't literally a religion.