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    1. 12-04-2011 12:23 PM #1
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      What's the big deal about Chuck Norris?

      I keep hearing his name. Who is he? Why is he always referred to as though he's some ultimate person or something? I don't see what the big deal is.
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    2. 12-04-2011 12:29 PM #2
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      I think the hat explains it all.
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      I didn't realize the year was 2005.
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      Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick your dad. Enough said.
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    5. 12-04-2011 12:33 PM #5
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      lol okay, whatever. Doesn't explain why I hear his name in so many places. I guess it just happened to become a meme.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dianeva View Post
      lol okay, whatever. Doesn't explain why I hear his name in so many places. I guess it just happened to become a meme.
      Yeah, I don't get it either. I had to google him because his name kept coming up. It didn't explain anything.
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      People like gay shit.
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    8. 12-07-2011 08:44 AM #8
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      When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

      (When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Tony Jaa)

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    9. 12-07-2011 08:54 AM #9
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      This is all you need to know about Chuck Norris:


      Next time someone posts one of those lame Chuck Norris jokes, post that .gif^ Lol.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut Zero View Post
      This is all you need to know about Chuck Norris:


      Next time someone posts one of those lame Chuck Norris jokes, post that .gif^ Lol.
      I was hoping it was going to be the hair rip or run in to insta knock down but this will work.


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    11. 12-25-2011 02:21 AM #11
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut Zero View Post
      This is all you need to know about Chuck Norris:
      Chuck Norris photo shopped this so he could have a laugh
      Nobody ever did that too him.
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    12. 12-07-2011 09:37 AM #12
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      Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

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      If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


      When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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      Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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      I realise now it's just as stupid as I thought it was. A person has just been chosen to be a godly figure by idiots. Thanks thread.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dianeva View Post
      I realise now it's just as stupid as I thought it was. A person has just been chosen to be a godly figure by idiots. Thanks thread.
      You can relax. It's just a joke.
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    17. 12-08-2011 11:19 AM #17
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      Quote Originally Posted by XeL View Post
      You can relax. It's just a joke.
      But people partially believe it, enough I think that if they had to act based on the belief, they would. It's similar to religion, in that if people really thought about it they'd probably admit they didn't really believe it, but on some level they do.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dianeva View Post
      But people partially believe it, enough I think that if they had to act based on the belief, they would. It's similar to religion, in that if people really thought about it they'd probably admit they didn't really believe it, but on some level they do.
      Nah. They don't. It's a meme. Nothing more.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dianeva View Post
      But people partially believe it, enough I think that if they had to act based on the belief, they would. It's similar to religion, in that if people really thought about it they'd probably admit they didn't really believe it, but on some level they do.
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      You can relax. It's just a joke.
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    20. 12-08-2011 06:05 AM #20
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      There is no factual information about Tony Jaa because no one has ever survived to study him.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Omnis Dei View Post
      There is no factual information about Tony Jaa because no one has ever survived to study him.
      Don't. Even though I love Tony Jaa...just...don't.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut Zero View Post
      Don't. Even though I love Tony Jaa...just...don't.
      I can't. The only Tony Jaa fact is that he's too badass to even write facts down about. And also he pwns Chuck Norris so any fact which trumps a chuck norris fact can apply to tony jaa.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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      No, they don't.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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      Chuck Norris jokes are so old they're not a meme, they're a fad

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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      You only don't realise the truth because you aren't thinking about it as deeply as I am.
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