I took a crap on a lesbian because i smoked crack |
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And these sentences are subject to change as your shirt changes |
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I took a crap on a lesbian because i smoked crack |
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Multiple Induction Technique (MIT) - Consistently have several lucids each night!
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I need a Jew because I hate my life. |
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I hate an old man because I'm sexy. |
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I smoked weed with Santa Claus because I'm racist. |
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I did a blowjob to an old man because I smoked back. |
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I shot a porn star because I have perfect abs. |
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I did a blowjob to your mum because I'm sexy. |
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I fucked a condom because i hate my life |
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I got married with a prostitute because I am gay. |
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From my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
I killed Madonna because I was horny. |
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I fucked a condom because I'm sexy |
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I pissed on Michael Jackson because I'm racist. lololol! |
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I got married with a lesbian because that's what I am. |
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I did a blowjob to a prostitute because I'm racist. |
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Have a Good One!
I stole the pajama pants from jeremy piven because I'm a wild and crazy guy! |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
I did a blowjob to a drunk mexican because I smoked crack... My sentence life sounds HORRIBLE D: |
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I fucked a vacuum cleaner because I'm single. |
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I ripped apart the last urinal cake in the bathroom because the dead have risen. |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
Here is another one |
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I admire my crush because I have big boobs. |
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I fucked a Jew because I'm single. |
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Last edited by sinoblak; 12-04-2011 at 08:11 PM.
1. I pissed on a nazi because I'm sexy. |
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