How Many Wipes

**nina** · 06-12-2005 09:16 PM

Kaniaz [3:11pm]: OK, I need to go wipe my butt again. I didn't do it right the first time.
Kaniaz afks.[/b]

This had me wondering...how many wipes does it take you???

**Alex D** · 06-12-2005 09:20 PM

3-4, just so I can be sure I'm clean.

**YULAW** · 06-12-2005 09:21 PM

Im going to go inbetween for 3 or 4 wipes because It depends on just how much came out. Like if its one of those long ones then I may have to go with about 5 or 6 if I re-wrap serveral times. But if its like one of those Pebble ones then I can get away with may 1 or 2.

hmmmm never thought about it this way excellent question. I Love this theard.

**Kaniaz** · 06-12-2005 09:29 PM

Oh, it depends on a few factors.

Like, one/two wipes for the nice ones, then sometimes you get these ones that just go BOOM and the water splashes all up your rear and it makes it all wet and it takes 0932548093280 wipes so what i like to do is launch one then sort of jump up so the splash factor does not get me and waste like three rolls of loo roll, then "poo pirates" comes to mind...

**Clairity** · 06-13-2005 02:19 AM

Kaniaz LMAO!!

How many wipes.. as many as it takes till there's no "signature" left on the paper!

Plus.. just to start some controversy.. I honestly believe that "skid marks" are a male phenomenon!

**irishcream** · 06-13-2005 02:55 PM

skidmarks belong to women too...

which is why i went for five or six, cos i'm a fussy madam!

**Merck** · 06-13-2005 04:53 PM

Really, it all depends on the viscosity of the feces exiting the body.

**nesgirl119** · 06-13-2005 04:57 PM

Usually 3-4, but it usually depends on what week it is.

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 06-13-2005 07:14 PM

I probably shouldn't respond to this thread, but...

I guess 3-4 sounds about right. Of course, I tend to go back and forth, so maybe 6-8?

**Hate** · 06-13-2005 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
I probably shouldn't respond to this thread, but...

How come? I thought you was already quite experienced in these things

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 06-13-2005 08:49 PM

I was gonna put a warning about anyone who brought that up getting shish-kabobbed...oh well.

**nesgirl119** · 06-13-2005 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
I was gonna put a warning about anyone who brought that up getting shish-kabobbed...oh well.

**nina** · 06-13-2005 10:46 PM

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rakkantekimusouka)</div>

Of course, I tend to go back and forth, so maybe 6-8?[/b]

Oh god....NOOOOOO. o_0 It's front to back. FRONT TO BACK.

Not back and forth.

That's just...wrong...and really sick...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

EDIT: oh yeah <!--QuoteBegin-nessy
\"Usually 3-4, but it usually depends on what week it is.

One word. TAMPONS!!!

**Haz** · 06-13-2005 10:52 PM

I once had this massive poo and I wiped my ass and nothing happened. So 0 is my lowest

**OpheliaBlue** · 06-13-2005 10:58 PM

Ususally 1 or 2.

But I have my bad days. :/

**nina** · 06-13-2005 11:38 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Ususally 1 or 2.

How the HELL can you get away with THAT?

We have two things to wipe... o_0

**OpheliaBlue** · 06-14-2005 12:59 AM

Originally posted by Aquanina
How the HELL can you get away with THAT?
We have two things to wipe... o_0

LMAO yeah that gets tricky, but the secret is to follow the oh-so-wise-in-fecal-matters(double entendre)-Kaniaz:

Kaniaz says: my poos are few, far and fast
Ophelia says: man you shit like a gun
Kaniaz says: yeah i mastered the art
Kaniaz says: i was pissed off having to wipe 3048 times
Kaniaz says: so i figured out a super fast method
Kaniaz says: A) only poo once every couple of days
Kaniaz says: B) try and relax so you get a long one that doesn't go splosh and get your poo all wet, making a long wipe time
Kaniaz says: if done correctly, you can just wipe your ass two times and the problem is solved[/b]

**InTheMoment** · 06-14-2005 05:11 PM

Am I the only one that chose the first response? I mean c'mon that's why they made colored underwear and wash machines!

**Hate** · 06-14-2005 07:36 PM

Nooo, Ramu! You killed my ananas slice representing the sun.

Now THAT was mean

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 06-14-2005 08:00 PM

Originally posted by Hate
Nooo, Ramu! You killed my ananas slice representing the sun.

Now THAT was mean

You're right, I'll punish him for that...cruel and unusual-like

Bad elf-boy!

Yes, this IS what I do in my spare time, why do you ask? -^o^-

**SantaDreamsToo** · 06-14-2005 10:32 PM

who needs toilet paper?

also why stain your underwear? go freeballin

**kramari** · 06-14-2005 11:18 PM

Originally posted by SantaDreamsToo
who needs toilet paper?

also why stain your underwear? go freeballin

Try to play football(soccer) without underwear or with loose boxer shorts (tight boxers rule and girls like them), your balls (not the balls you play soccer with) just jump around hitting your legs and it hurts as hell.

I wipe 5-6 times but if I drink coffee (which always makes me shit) even 8-10.

**Joseph_Stalin** · 06-15-2005 02:26 AM

Originally posted by Merck
Really, it all depends on the viscosity of the feces exiting the body.

Alright. Say, 40-weight viscosity?

**Yume** · 06-15-2005 06:30 AM

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka

You're right, I'll punish him for that...cruel and unusual-like

Bad elf-boy! *

Yes, this IS what I do in my spare time, why do you ask? -^o^-

I go about 1-2. Make sure to get that stuff.