Make Your own Sentence

And these sentences are subject to change as your shirt changes

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*31 says a fat guy

I fucked a condom because i smoked crack

I took a crap on a lesbian because i smoked crack

Huh, I guess we both have the same color shirtd on! :)

I need a Jew because I hate my life.

Seems accurate.

I hate an old man because I'm sexy.

I smoked weed with Santa Claus because I'm racist.

I did a blowjob to an old man because I smoked back.

...Times were hard, man. Don't judge me. :?

I shot a porn star because I have perfect abs.

Moved to SB.

I did a blowjob to your mum because I'm sexy.

What the hell is with the white t-shirt? "Because that's what I'm" lol

I fucked a condom because i hate my life

I got married with a prostitute because I am gay.

That's interesting, and makes sense.
I'm wearing a pajama shirt that is green, yellow and white, so it could aso be.

I got married with a prostitute because I smoked crack.

They both seem legitimate.

I killed Madonna because I was horny. :|

I fucked a condom because I'm sexy

why thank you :3

I pissed on Michael Jackson because I'm racist. lololol! :banana:

I got married with a lesbian because that's what I am.

I did a blowjob to a prostitute because I'm racist.

>Wat

I stole the pajama pants from jeremy piven because I'm a wild and crazy guy!

I did a blowjob to a drunk mexican because I smoked crack... My sentence life sounds HORRIBLE D:

I fucked a vacuum cleaner because I'm single. :P God how miserable.

I stabbed a Jew because I hate my life.

God, I need help :P

I ripped apart the last urinal cake in the bathroom because the dead have risen.

Hah this game's fun.

Here is another one

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I got slapped by Justin Bieber because I have big boobs :(

I admire my crush because I have big boobs.

I fucked a Jew because I'm single.

... What things might do a lonely woman... :lol:

2. I got slapped by my crush because you're sexy.

1. I pissed on a nazi because I'm sexy.
Yeah... :P

2. I love my pillow because I like to dance.
My pillow's a damn good dance partner. :shadewink: