Thread: Post pictures of your penies

Nice one! I can see you have polished the head of yours. I think all penies should maintain this level of sheen.

Originally Posted by acatalephobic

Despite what most people say, I still feel pennies are worth something.

In my line of work most people give them away, but I for one am not too proud to pick one up off the ground. Who wouldn't want to be one penny richer, I figure.

I simply can't resist the strange ones especially. Some of my favourite pennies come from foreign countries.

If that's what you're in to, I'd happily lend you some of my Australian pennies.

Does anybody have an extra penies? I'll pay for the shipping.

Originally Posted by gab

Does anybody have an extra penies? I'll pay for the shipping.

And I can "track your package"

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

And I can "track your package"

I know. You have done it before.

Think of all the things a person can have delivered to their door, at any hour...penies should be on that list.

I remember this deli where you could get a leg of lamb and a pack of cigarettes delivered at 3am...why not penies?

This may be an untapped market.

Originally Posted by acatalephobic

This may be an untapped market.

I'll tap your market with my penies anytime.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I'll tap your market with my penies anytime.

As long as you don't flood my market with them.

Originally Posted by Astaroth

I keep reading penises, every fucking time.

Reading it in this thread title is bad enough, but now every single time someone says the word penny i hear it as a childish euphemism for penis. And in my line of work, that can add up to a whole lot of NSFW thoughts per day.

In fact I find myself saying it even more now because of it. x}

"Ooo, lucky penny!" /pockets
"Just so you know, that second ice cream bar will only cost you a penny."
"You don't want your penny? No worries, I'll just save it for someone who needs it."
"Where did you get these pennies man, did you even try to clean them a little?

And I hear it as penis now. Every fucking time.

It's spelled "pennies." I made a typo with the post title. The admins won't change it though, so lazy.

I keep reading penises, every fucking time.

I totally read the title of this thread wrong

There is no right way to read this thread.

/me polishes off a few dirty penies..

could someone post a pic of his "synchronities"?

bumped into this thread just after meeting a guy whose business was selling pennies...

I know i'm not the first person to say this, it's supposed to be 'pennies', but my gutter of a mind keeps reading 'penises.'

I'm guessing the admins won't change it because it's some kind of social experiment.

And it was a successful experiment.

I have been a member for over a year and I am just now seeing this thread...has anyone posted their 'penies' yet???

^ No we're all just going to keep talking about how everyone keeps reading 'Penises'

not quite - *i* saw *penis* at first - "post a picture of your penis". thought the mention of pennies was a kind of twist. and wasn't i the first to mention "pennies"? i don't remember, really.
anyway - what experiment, Ophelia? and what was successful about it?

not quite - *i* saw *penis* at first - "post a picture of your penis". thought the mention of pennies was a kind of twist. and wasn't i the first to mention "pennies"? i don't remember, really.
anyway - what experiment, Ophelia? and what was successful about it?

Look, everybody's gonna keep reading 'Penises' and this infernal thread is gonna haunt Dreamviews for all time. The admins aren't gonna close it because they're having so much fun.

I put my penies on the floor...




I put my penies by my door.

I keep my penies in a hat



I keep my penies in a cat vat