penis talk

[jacobo]

> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for > > the following > > reasons: > > > > > > > > I do physical labor. > > I work at great depths. > > I plunge head first into everything I do. > > I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > I work in a damp environment. > > I don't get paid overtime. > > I work in a dark workplace that has poor > > ventilation. > > I work in high temperatures. > > My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Dear Penis: > > > > > > > > After assessing your request, and considering the > > arguments you have raised, the administration > > rejects your request for the following reasons: > > > > > > You do not work 8 hours straight. > > You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. > > > > You do not always follow the orders of the > > management team. > > You do not stay in your designated area and are > > often seen visiting > > other locations. > > You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured > > and stimulated > > in order to start working. > > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of > > your shift. > > You don't always observe necessary safety > > regulations, such as > > wearing the correct protective clothing. > > You will retire well before you are 65. > > You are unable to work double shifts. > > You sometimes leave your designated work before you > > have completed > > the assigned task. > > And if that were not all, you have been seen > > constantly entering and exiting the workplace > > carrying two suspicious looking bags. > > > > > > Sincerely, > > > > > > > > The Management

[cooter]

woot

[nina]

God I couldn't imagine having to walk around with one of those things all day.

[cooter]

Originally posted by neener God I couldn't imagine having to walk around with one of those things all day. I could't imagine not walking around with one.

[nina]

Hey lama boy. Fix your damn quote.

[Yume]

Seriously though life without a penis. I can't even comprehend that.

[CT]

yeah... how would life without johnson be.

[Fetish]

or life without burt

[Placebo]

Yep, can't imagine it. The alternative seems more like a lack of something

[cooter]

It also has a very low tolerance for pain.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Oh well, one of nature's more ingenious gadgets, I suppose. "Yes folks, it urinates! It procreates! All from one portable nozzle!"

[CryoDragoon]

found this while i was searching for a VERY DIFFERENT SONG! the one i wanted to have was: heal our land, the one i found was this one: http://www.downloads.nl/cgi-bin/meta/do/np...g+ass&where=mp3

[Placebo]

Uuh, look at the query words in the link you posted. Are you sure you searched for 'heal' and 'land' ?

[CryoDragoon]

i already found it, BUT, when i saw this topic, i remembered the song i already found, so i decided to put the most important words in the search box, and i found it FOR A SECOND TIME, and btw, there were more and more other songs on the first search, jesus...

[docKnubis]

Originally posted by Aquanina God I couldn't imagine having to walk around with one of those things all day. well i cant imagine having to walk around with two of your "things" all day! i had something else to say but i cant remember it

[Kula]

The Penis Song.... http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/penisong.mp3

[nerve]

Originally posted by CryoDragoon found this while i was searching for a VERY DIFFERENT SONG! the one i wanted to have was: heal our land, the one i found was this one: http://www.downloads.nl/cgi-bin/meta/do/np...g+ass&where=mp3 :shock: is it that Blink182 song?

[CryoDragoon]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP is it that Blink182 song? yup

[Bruho]

Primus has a song called detachable penis...would you rather have lips between your legs, the first thing that goes through my mind is chaffage.

[nerve]

Primus is a weird ass band

[Bruho]

Im a crazy motherfucker!

[nerve]

congradulations