Thread: Answer the question above

Yes.

Have you ever wondered wether dreams were actually the result of a parasitic worm?

nope

Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?

Yes

Have you ever knowingly eaten a bug?

Yes.

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait. Let me tell ya a story of my situation, I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation. The way that I met her was on tour at a concert, she had long hair and a short miniskirt. I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat, I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met. I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof. I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah. She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra. I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused, I said, "How do you like the show?" she said, "I was very amused." I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range, but when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange. Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend, she said, "No I don't, I only have a friend. Come on, I'm not even goin' for it. This is what I'm goin' sing...

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

Yes.

Have you ever tied a tie by yourself? Respect in advance if you have, that's some complicated stuff.

Yes, I've been doing it for six years in school.

Do you like waffles?

Yes.

Have you ever done something that was life threatening?

Yes.

Have you ever done something that was non life threatening?

Yes

Have you ever seen a car crash (not video)?

Liar! The answer is no. Everything is life threatening. In fact, just being alive predicates your life being threatened.

And Yes. Coz I was in it lol (not my fault)

Have you ever eaten Vegemite?

(I'm trying really hard to think of things other than sexual questions)

yes, its not that great

Have you ever taken illegal drugs?

no (if i said yes you'd call the cops on me , and im being honest XD)

I'm also tryng hard not to think of messed up sex questions

errm

uh

Have you ever gotten 0 on a test?

nope

(regarding Candlelights questions)
YouTube - Do You Like Waffles?
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?

my question: have you ever cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend

Nope. Been cheated on though. D:

Have you ever been held back a grade?

nope, i am a good boy

Do you like cookies

soft cookies

with 2 BIG chocolate ships

and milk

ppssssshhhh duh

have you ever kissed someone in the rain cliche!

nope

Now a joke that makes more sense

Do you like 2 uncracked eggs, a sausage and some milk?

I got your first joke, and now this one is a lot more obvious xD I didn't want to make it awkward

No.

Have you ever walked in on (or heard) your parents having sex? :[

unfortunately

NO LMAO jk i wouldnt wanna see that at all

has someone seen you jack off.......?

YAY SEXUAL QUESTIONS

yes, a few times lol

But you're supposed to phrase it as a "Have you ever...." question lol.

Have you ever tickled someone's balls while they were having sex?

no

Have you ever asked sexual questions on a dream forum?

no

Have you ever shoplifted?

Actually, yeah. I used to steal those Beyblade toys (I was in grade six I think) from the store and then one day I got caught because instead of ripping the thing out of the package, I decided to take the whole box (setting the alarm off as I walked out). My Dad gave me this disappointed-in-you glare for a week. God, that was the worst.

Have you ever tried ecstasy or any other party pill?