This is a game whereby a piece of literature, a movie, a historical event, etc. is summarized into a single, concise sentence, often with hilarious results.

THINE RULES:
Rule the first: A large, rather mainstream piece shalt be offered.
Rule the second: Following posters shalt summarize said piece into a single sentence, using thine own interpretation of characters, events, details, etcetera. Thou shalt strive for humor and ingenuity.
Rule the third: If post seems to stretch the limits of yon envelope, a small clarification may be included.
Rule the fourth: Repetition is tolerated, though please space them outward from each other, about a page at minimum, and refrain from responding to a piece thou hath responded to before.
Rule the fifth: Offer a new piece for interpretation.


Okay, the basic premise is to post some fairly well-known or recent piece of various media, and somebody else posts a summary of it. For example:

Tron: Legacy - Jesus fighting Nazis set to techno music. (Daddy Flynn -> Jesus, C.L.U. -> Hitler)

Mmkay? Mmkay. Here is the first one:

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