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    1. 01-14-2011 04:29 AM #1
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      Wink The Joke thread.

      Post some good jokes that you can think of.


      Here is mine.

      Three friends are trapped on a deserted island. They find a lamp with a genie in it, who will grant them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was home. The second guy also wishes he was home. The third guy says "I'm lonely, I wish my friends were here."
      [CENTER]James Bond has a new enemy.

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    2. 01-14-2011 05:26 AM #2
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      OUCH! xD

      Dad: Son, if you don't stop masturbating you will go blind.
      Son: Dad, I'm over here!

      What was tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for pooh.

      My friend told me those, I should add quickly.
      Last edited by Puffin; 01-14-2011 at 05:30 AM.
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      some event, some pinprick even, disturbs the edges of what we have taken as reality.
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    3. 01-14-2011 04:42 PM #3
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      7 out of 5 people don't understand fractions.
      [CENTER]James Bond has a new enemy.

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      Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!

      Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!

      (Although I find this joke hilarious on its own, it often gets really funny reactions from people as you tell it to them)
      "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we may as well dance." --Japanese proverb

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    5. 02-11-2011 08:30 AM #5
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      2 peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted.........peanut
      They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore.
      It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language.
      Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists.
      The dreamer is banished to obscurity.
      Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too.
      By dreaming, every day.
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    6. 02-11-2011 09:21 AM #6
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      This is now the lame joke thread.

      A man walks into a bar.

      He should have paid more attention to where he was going.
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