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Post some good jokes that you can think of.
Here is mine.
Three friends are trapped on a deserted island. They find a lamp with a genie in it, who will grant them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was home. The second guy also wishes he was home. The third guy says "I'm lonely, I wish my friends were here." :cheeky:
OUCH! xD
Dad: Son, if you don't stop masturbating you will go blind.
Son: Dad, I'm over here!
What was tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for pooh.
My friend told me those, I should add quickly. :P
7 out of 5 people don't understand fractions.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!
(Although I find this joke hilarious on its own, it often gets really funny reactions from people as you tell it to them)
2 peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted.........peanut
This is now the lame joke thread.
A man walks into a bar.
He should have paid more attention to where he was going.