Thread: bird poo

Its importance leaves room for further scrutiny.

I just noticed we don't have a :yuck: emoticon here

hahaha...ok fess up...who here has been pooed on. I haven't but my sister got it once flat on her head.

I seem to every time I go to London. Maybe thats a sign to stay away.

I once had the mega-whopper poo of the cenutry grace my head. I was about eleven and I was standing under a tree when this massive shit, that could totally not of been done by a bird, but only but a flying elephant, landed on my head. It was brown, it smelled, it looked like a hat. But mostly it smelled.

My sister was sunbathing once when I was younger and got it right in her hair/on her forehead. Earlier this year, I got some bird crap in my hair, I think. But it was hardly even noticeable. Just one of the little berry turds. So I just kept on with my day until school was out, and by then had forgotten. So I ended up not cleaning my hair until my shower that night.

Originally posted by Kaniaz
I once had the mega-whopper poo of the cenutry grace my head. I was about eleven and I was standing under a tree when this massive shit, that could totally not of been done by a bird, but only but a flying elephant, landed on my head. It was brown, it smelled, it looked like a hat. But mostly it smelled.

DAMN LOL!

I haven't ever but my dad has. I saw it. it was funny. I must have been like...6 at the time?

never been bombed


never seen anyone actually be bombed

guess whats at the top of my list to see...

i saw a friend of mine have it happen to her when i was in junior school, man, i have never laughed so much in my life!!
she was crying of course...

I got in napping it a hammock in my grandmother's backyard. I was like 11 or 12 at the time and it landed on my chest, just above the neckline of my tanktop. I of course sat up immediately, causing the warm and watery goo too slide down my chest.

And precisely THAT was when InTheMoment realised he loved the feeling of warm goo sliding down his chest or throat, and from that moment on InTheMoment persued the cock.

Originally posted by CT
And precisely THAT was when InTheMoment realised he loved the feeling of warm goo sliding down his chest or throat, and from that moment on InTheMoment persued the cock.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

However, even with years of effort, I still can't bring myself to swallow.

ew y'all

Originally posted by ITM
However, even with years of effort, I still can't bring myself to swallow

That's not what I heard.

That's pretty funny CT.... But anyway I had a bird crap on my hand when i was about 11. I was riding my bike at the time and I almost crashed.... nah it just grossed me out.

Really what is with that little green middle thing inside bird poo... it just looks so gross. And when its purple its even grosser (if that is a word) and why do birds crap on my car... really it is like a bird shit magnet!!

its probably purple cause they eat berries and shit

they eat shit CT?

ew

Hey, they're birds. Birds are fucked up, knowwhatimsaying?

Originally posted by CT
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Hey, they're birds. Birds are fucked up, knowwhatimsaying?

yes I do.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue




yes I do.

yeah yeah blah blah blah.

lets have sex

Originally posted by CT


yeah yeah blah blah blah.

lets have sex

k