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OK, here's how this is going to work. I'm going to tell the person below me to do something, and you have make up an excuse not to do it. Then you tell the person below to do something, and the whole thing repeats.
Example Gameplay
PolishIce: Go answer the phone.
xBxRxIxAxNx: I can't, I'm glued to the floor. Go walk the dog!
PolishIce: He ran away. Buy me a TV!
Etc, etc, etc.
OK, I will start!
Go make me a sandwich!
I can't, a warewolf ripped my arms off.
Go get me a pizza.
I can't, the bird delivery system is down.
Change all of the blue on DV to pink.
I would, but I won't, because blue is my favorite color.
Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.
I would dearly love to do that, but I'm tied to a chair right now.
Could you go get me a knife or some scissors or something?
I would give you some scissors, but I'm too busy running around with them.
Nah, I'm kidding. Here you go. CATCH!
I'm way to stoned to catch.
Go make me an uncooked spaghetti and hot dog hoagie
no thanks, I don't need those
ninja'd
literally
I would, but it's against my religion. I'm kind of mad you asked.
please excuse me, I have things to do
I would excuse you, but I simply don't have the time.
Someone give me money for stuff.
I would, but I thought my money was lettuce and ate it. :popcorn:
Memorize 1000 digits of pi.
I would but I broke my brain.
Blow up the moon
I would, but I lost my APRT2BUTM1200 (Amazing Plasma Rocket Thing To Blow Up The Moon)! :(
Turn on the safety on that AK-47 your cat has! That's dangerous! :panic:
I can't, he's aiming it at me!
Call the police!
I can't! They're at the doughnut shop celebrating a bunch of newbies joining!
An officer pulls over a driver that is swerving.
Officer: Your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
Driver: Hey, Officer, your eyes seem to be glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
:lol:
Make me a cookie!
I would, but you already ate all the ingredients.
Get me a Brad Pitt poster to go along with the Edward Norton one hanging in my room. ;D
(I teeze u)
I would do that... :cheeky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
I would, but I'm in Thailand. I woke up utterly confused and broke this morning and have recently found the USA Embassy here. I'm sitting here in a restraunt with a laptop waiting for a flight to bring me back to the USA.
Make me a Dream Guide! (please do it, please do it... :P)
Well, now, that's just rude. Nobody made me a dream guide. :pissed:
Somebody please explain why they didn't reply to my previous request.
I would but its a secert
Meet me in a dream tonight
I can't. I'm really jacked up on meth and have to paint the house tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
Throw water balloons at old ladies with me tomorrow.
I would but it's winter and the balloons would freeze, probably severely injuring the old ladies.
Shovel my driveway.
I would but I'm a vegtable in a coma.
Convince my parents to pull the plug!!!
i would but i don't know your parents so they wouldn't listen to me
could you please lend me your copy of Stephen Laberges book
No, it's mine!
*Throws stick* Fetch!
No! I'm a cat!
Go become world leader!
I would love to do that, but that's a lot of power and I don't have anywhere near enough responsibility.
Go do something constructive with your time!
That sounds fun, but I don't know what to construct!
Stop sleeping so heavy!
I would but I'm depressed
Drink 2 bottles of cough syrup
I would but......*falls asleep*
*Snore* Argh....pigeons! *Snore*...pigeons everywhere...*Snore*...make them go away!
I would, but I'm a bird fanatic.
Go jump off of the Great Wall of China!
I can't because both of my legs were cut off by a train yesterday... so I can't jump
Push me off the gret wall of china
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la...pegpo1_500.jpg
You have seriously disobeyed the law of the Grammar Nazis. :mad:
The first sentence makes no sense. A train can't cut off your legs. It should be "I can't because both of my legs were cut off because of a train yesterday."
Oh my gosh, you misspelled one of the easiest words to spell on the planet! :eek: It's "great," not "gret."
I would, but your grammar and spelling mistakes make an odor so bad I can't get near you.
Start to get better grammar and spell better!
No way because you hurt my feelings.
A train can cut off your legs juss lay on the railroad tracks :P
Stop being a grammar Nazi.
Oh, I did? Sorry! That was meant to be a more lighthearted tone! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
When a train runs over your legs they get squished and destroyed, not cut off. I said because because you would obviously need an amputation for them, which is having them cut off by a doctor.
No, I prefer to be a grammar nazi.
Stop trying to change me! :morecrying:
Actually A few people have killed themselves by trains in my town in the past year and one of them did get his legs get completely cut off.
I'm going to change you because I'm right and your wrong and that makes me feel better about myself muahahaha!!!
just kidding...
Stop taking life so seriously
:? That's a disturbing thought...Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
No, I treat everything as a game. Now you're tied to a chair, and I want to play a game...
http://tech2.in.com/media/images/200...1_saw_game.jpg
Play the game.
I would but I'm grounded :(
Sneek drugs into prison
Now, just how the hell am I supposed to do that? That could get me prison^2! :|
Tell me why you're grounded. It's bound to make a good tale. :popcorn:
No I'm not grounded I just playing I'm 17 I wouldn't take that shit from my parents. I would leave lol.
tell me how old you are
No, I don't have any need/reason to reveal any information to anyone other than my country. :ninja:
Tell me why you have a rabbit for an avatar instead of a dog.
I can but its a long story kind of I guess.
You should reveal information to everyone except your country!!!
:doh: You didn't read it the way I was hoping you would.Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
I would, but I can't contact them.
List all of the previous admins.
I would, but I have bad memory
UNLEASH THE BAN-HAMMER!
I would, but nobody ever granted my request of becoming a mod or dream guide. Plus, that would have been funnier with a picture.
Give me a cell phone!
I would, but the phone that I was about to give you just exploded.
Round house kick Chuck Norris.
i would but as soon as i thought that thought, he would immediately round house kick me
tell me how you became a dream guide
I would, but you wouldn't qualify anyway
Tell me what to put here
Who is that directed to...? :|Quote:
Originally Posted by AustralianFire
No, you need to get some more imagination.
Tell me why only around 7 people are regulars in senseless banter.
i would, but sadly i don't know the answer either
explain to me how to have lucids more often
I can but you won't want to put in the mental effort
leave me alone!!!!
I'm afraid you'll just have to wait until I'm done poking this badger with a spoon. He gets irritable if I don't do this every day while you're in the same room.
Go conquer the world for me.
I don't want to imagine what you'd do if you did, I know what you're like...It's Zez
Help me get the password to my old account that I forgot
I would, but as I said, nobody granted me Admin/Mod/Dream Guide rights. (Try contacting an administrator)
Go poke Mario's badger with a fork instead! :D
I would but then he wouldn't leave me alone
99% on exam? get out of my hoouse!!!
No, my teacher realized that I was actually right, so I got a 100!
Got B on test? Get back in the croset!
I can't, there are too many people still in there ;)
go to sleep!
I'm not tired.
Don't laugh maniacally.
I can't. You're tickling me! mwahahahahahahahahaha
Stop tickling me!
No! It's funny! :D
Make the clouds disappear so I can see the full lunar eclipse! (please? :()
I would, but I don't know god's number
Tell me god's number, PS. To whoever answers, you aren't god
i would, but i don't believe in god
tell me how both me and Snowboy will be able to see the lunar eclipse when we are on the opposite sides of the world
I would, but I'm not an astrologist
Tell me how to fly in a LD, i've done a lot of things, but could never fly
I would, but I haven't flown either.
Tell me why the clouds got in the way in the eclipse. (clouds covered the moon 30 minutes before totality >.<)
I would, but I'm not a meteorologist.
Tell me how much wood 17 woodchucks could chuck if they work 5 hours a day for 3 weeks, and each woodchuck can chuck 15 pounds of wood in an hour.
I would, but the number is very big. (128520 lbs, just so you know :D)
Answer the following question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Ha, that's a long question. :P
I would... but its top secret and the woodchucks arent telling anyone. now massage my feet damnit
i would, but your request looks like its part of your excuse, so i won't do it
tell me why i forget to check out the lunar eclipse last night
I would, but I don't think it was even possible to see it in Australia, so it doesn't matter.
Give me some felt to put an eye back on my panda puppet! :(
i would, but it sounds like a waste of time
tell who couldn't see the lunar eclipse a few nights ago (if i could see it, and so could snowboy then nearly everyone could, right?)
You just failed. Epically. So I won't answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by AustralianFire
Tell me why AustralianFire is so confused about the ideas of night and day/moon and sun.
:morecrying:I just don't know!!!!
I didn't see the lunar eclipse cuz it was raining...
Go back in time and use mind powers to stop the rain and part the clouds so I can see it
I would, but the magic robot tigers of the alternate dimension AKIHG32467 kept the warriors of time from kidnapping me from this planet, finding the Key of Entricity in the Void, and going back in time, finding where you live through the Akashic Records, going there, and telling the rain to stop like a god.
Please tell me you think that is complete bullshit.
No way that sounds like it would have been an awsesome dream adventure if it wasn't for those damn robot tigers.
Tell me something telepathically... I'll be listening
i would but modern science says telepathy doesn't exist
ask me a question
No, this is the wrong thread for questions.
Don't reply to this post.
I can't, cuz that would end the game.
Reply to this post.
No.......crap! :bang:
Stop making a fool of me!
No, it's so much fun. :cheeky:
Don't lose The Game.
Too late, I've lost The Game. :(
Don't reply with a funny comment.
No, my funniness is unable to be stowed away.
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums...u-Are-Cool.jpg
Tell me what "Game" you're speaking of.
I would but it would ruin the fun
explode me in a dream
I would, but I already exploded my nuke in a different forum stall.
Tell me why I keep thinking this is "Corrupt A Wish" game.
I can't because I've never played that game
don't stop never unplay this game
i would but thats a complex double negative and makes no sense. paint your house diarea green please
I would(n't), but my house is a brick house, which I am not exactly eager to paint.
Explain what SSD's request was.
i could, but i won't, cause its amusing to watch your confusion
post a funny/witty comment and/or picture
I would, and badly want to, but since, according to the rules, I can't, so all I can say is
http://www.popmag.com.au/blog/wp-con...ry-450x303.jpg
Tell me how to barbecue ribs.
I would but I'ma vegitarian so I don't know
spread the love
No, vegetarians need to learn how to make peace with meat-eaters first.
Become a meat-eater.
no because meat clogs my colon
Live the life of every cow you have ever eaten
i could but that would be boring
wish everyone a very merry Christmas!
I would, but it's not Christmas.
Explain to me why I'm never really pumped for Christmas.
i can't cause i ain't you
tell me what your getting for Christmas
I would, but I'm not too sure.
Tell me how everybody is posting so fast.
No
Tell everyone christmas sucks.... Everyone is obsessively consumeristic all brainwashed by TV into christmas shit
Christmas doesn't suck, though. :(
Tell me how everybody became so materialistic and self-obsessed.
i would, but i like Christmas
tell me when oneirologist is gonna get online so we have even more threads to juggle
FUCK NO!!! :o
Tell me when we will get the banhammer for spam.
i would, but i don't think its spam
tell me why the named internet garbage after a form of meat
No, I don't understand, so ti would probably be inaccurate.
Tell me why Eminem has no love.
i would, but its a secret
Tell me if you can keep a secret
I don't know
Explode with positve loving energy
i would, but it would hurt
use yellow, orange and green in one sentance
i can't its physically impossible
eat a rainbow
i can't it always move when i get close to it
crash the dreamviews sever from too many SB posts
I would but I don't know what going on holly shit ahhhhh
Don't not be cool
Mission Accomplished. The only problem is, the shades are now out of style. :shadewink:
Tell me why the shades are now out of style.
i can't i only got 80% in an exam and you kicked me out
let me back in
I would, but I don't quite understand what you're talking about.
Explain what you were talking about.
i would, but you know exactly what i am talking about
now, let me back in
No, go play some sports or something! You need to exercise more!
Get ready for my friend to join the games. >=D
I would but you have to go pee first or else you will pee on the carpet
make me a healthy cake
Edit: damnet snowboy...
i would, but i can't cook
tell me who snowboys friend is
I would, but he still has to register (it's cheezwiz).
Tell me if you're happy or sad about this revelation.
i would, but i don't know
help me figure out my emotions
I would, but I'm not a psychologist.
Become an engineer in a week. It's called a Christmas miracle.
i can't i am not old enough to get a job
move to Saudi Arabia
No, I'm not Muslim.
Learn to use better grammar. LIKE A GRAMMAR NAZI!
i would, but i am not a fag
don't get offended when i say "fag"
I would, but it is offensive to call me, a grammar nazi, a fag.
Tell me your real name. :cheeky:
i would, but you could just check my profile instead
tell me your real name
I would, but I would get in some serious trouble with my parents.
Explain the inner workings of emotions.
i can but you won't listen
tell your parents you can do what you like
I would, but I follow their rules, so it would be pointless.
Make Cheezwiz funnier.
i would but he disappeared :panic:
find cheezewiz or bring SSD back or Oneirologist or agent or soulnote
CW will be back in 15 minutes. But I can't get to his house, so you have to wait.
Tell me why we have been doing this for more than one and a half hours.
I would but its classified
do this for the rest of the night
I would, but I need to get my beauty sleep.
Tell me why you only have 20 thanks.
I would but it might ruin our relationship
tell us why over 50 of your thanks are a fruad
i would but i don't have 50 thanks
tell me why you joined in July
They aren't fraud! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
I didn't join in July, so I can't answer that.
Tell me why we're confusing each other by responding to things we shouldn't.
i would but i don't think i was meant to respond to that
give me a definent YES
I would, but since I'm not supposed to say that word, I'm just going to say that evil robot beavers ripped out my vocal cords.
Read the Saga of Dreamviews. (real thread; funny, too!)
i would but it means i will be inactive for *insert time period here*
give me a slave
Very long thread. Anyways...Quote:
Originally Posted by AustralianFire
I would, but it's not legal in either of our countries.
Tell me how many posts you have ACTUALLY made.
i would but i don't know
tell me why you led to me to a thread thay made me be on dreeamviews for 6 1/2 hours strait
I warned you! :cheeky:Quote:
Originally Posted by AustralianFire
I would, but I'm still savoring the funny moment.
Tell me why you didn't just read a few hours at a time.
i would, but you already know why
OK, nothing for me to do. :?
Try posting something for me to do next time.
i would but i forgot
go on dreamviews more
I would, but because of some other circumstances, I can't. I will try to post a lot when I am on, though! :D
Stop begging me to come on DV more. I already have 836+ posts, probably 1500+ if you add all of my SB posts. :|
i would, but i have no posts to reply to when your not on
give me more lucid power
I would, but you would be able to destroy the world at that point.
Tell me why your avatar doesn't say the same name as your username.
i would, but it's fun watching you trying to find the answer
tell me why i am not you
I would, but that question is too strange for me to answer.
Tell me why I am glued to the floor.
i would, but the thing is....... that not glue O.o :shock:
kill yourself
I would, but I'm still too shocked that this isn't glue.
Tell me what it is.
i would, but if i tell you, you will commit suicide
tell me why snowboy is standing in that stuff in the first place O.o
I would, but it involves too many unusual things to even bother explaining.
Tell me why you only have 11 thanks.
I would but i just told you
explain which street your on
You fail to obey the Creed of the Excusers? How dare you! :makeitstop:
I would, but it wouldn't make any sense to do so since I don't live in AU.
snowboy two wrongs don't make a right, now give me something to do!
:oops:
Feed my velociraptor!
i would but it died 60,000 years ago
get a new signature
I would, but it took forever to make the first one.
Tell me why velociraptors went extinct.
I would but it would make you sad :(
Do it
Do what?
Eat a pineapple
I would, but it is very spiky on the outside.
Tell me why the song "Grenade" came on immediately after I finished playing Halo Reach. :lol:
i would but i don't either
Quote someone
I would, but I already clicked in the "quick reply" box.
Tell me why a pear doesn't give you strength instead of the apple.
I would but its an ancient secert of the the zulu tribe and you have to go through painful rituals to be told it
dip the apple in peanut butter
i would, but then it would taste bad
Go skydiving
i would but i don't have a parachute so I think I'll just stay in the plane
eat it
I would, but i broke my mouth.
Give me money
I would but I spent it all on ganja :/
smoke it all with me...
i would but somocking is bad for you
stop the floods in in australia, please!
I would but its supposed to happen
make me rice
i would but i anin't chinese
HELP!
I would, but I have to finish this sandwich
Help AustralianFire for me.
I would b- no I just wouldn't do it
Give me a reason to exist
i would, but their isn't
Give me some damm dream control!!!!!!!
I would, but your subconscious says no.
Help me out with my homework!
I would but I'm getting distracted by my television.
Entertain me!
I'd try but it wouldn't be very entertaining.
I can't really be entertaining on command. It's a flaw, I'll admit.
could you help me?
I would but I can't even help myself....
stop that the sadness and suffering of the world
Sorry, but my goal is to make mankind's existance suffer
Tell me how to get those little achievement icons above my avatar (No really, I'd like to know :) )
I would butIdunnohow plus I don't even have any
:panic:
visit me someday in the future
You're too far away from me to visit
Visit saltyseadog
I would but I have no idea where he lives.
Fly into the Sun (like a boss of course.)
i would but you haven't specified which one
tell me why agent has been on dream views in ages
I would but then I would have to find out for myself first, and I'm kinda to lazy for that :D
Stop doing what you're about to do and go to sleep
I would but I just woke up. It's 9:08 am here.
maybe you should get me some sleeping pills.
I would but I finished the whole pack and am now feeling dizzy..
Call the ambulance.
I would, but I just threw my phone out the window.
Give Sam1r some medical attention.
I would but I'm hungry now, so yeah... sorry Sam1r :)
Do a barrel roll!
I would but I lost my StarFox64 game
buy me an N64 so I can do a barrel roll!
I would, but I don't have any money.
Win the game.
I would, but I just lost The Game.
Dream about your worst fear an conquer it.
I would, but I'm too scared.
Tell me why I missed the Community Hall update. :(
i would, but it is pretty self-explanitory
tell me why atheists are right
I would, but you must first tell me why they may be wrong. Gotta have both sides of the story.
Tell me why you haven't purchased anything from the Community Hall. It's pretty cool.
i would, but ill tell you in corrupt a wish game
go to corrupt a wish game
I would but that game is boring
make a better game.
I would, but I'm to lazy to think of one.
Buy a cat and name it Captain Awesome.
I would but I can't buy the cat in your sig, the only cat worthy of the name "Captain Awesome"
Sell me the cat in your sig!
what cat in my sig?
tell me why you just don't buy a tiger instead
Cause I don't want to say tigers suck... they're watching me.... :eek:
Stop failing to smash/phase through solid objects :P
I would, but I've never tried to smash/phase through solid objects.
Go on Ebay and get a pet rock.
I would, but they're absolutely pointless and a waste of money.
Tell me where your secret base is.
I would, but then it wouldn't be a secret!
Give me a sign that says "Stop Reading This Sign"
I would, but it's completely pointless.
Tell me why you are only level two.