DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I'm not in a dirty mood at the moment.

Make Friday get here quicker.

I would, but that would create a time paradox

I cant do nothing, I have stuff to do.

Give me all of your money!!

I would, but If I counted my debt and forced you to pay me because negative money, You would sue

Think of something you can do

I would, but I can't think.

Kiss the first person you find after you read this.

I don't want to be slapped.

Donate blood.

I have no blood.:vampire:

Reply to this thread.

I can't, I don't have a sewing needle.

Get thee to a nunnery.

I can't, I need to give birth

Make me a sandwich!

I can't, Im out of sand

Make a wish

I can't, I already used up my three :(

Do a reality check!

I can't, my nose is gone.

Rub my feets.

I can't, I have to save the cheerleader thus saving the world.

Scissor me!

I can't, I got beat by rock.

Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

I would, but I ate the Wookie.

Tell me a bedtime story that will make me go crazy lucid.

I can't because I have a body to dump in the ocean.

Give me your finest shrimp.

I can't, the BP oil spill killed all the shrimp.

I want you to want me.

I can't. I already want someone else.

Take me to your leader.

I would, but I don't have a leader.

Give me bacon!

I would, but Harley (epic meal time) ate all of my bacon.

Dance for me!

I would but I dont have money for another pole.

Come home with me !

I would, but my dog ate my GPS so I don't know how to get there.

Explain the theory of relativity in one word or less.

i would, but i don't know it...

now please can the next poster please tell me why i don't know it

I would, but I don't know it either.

Buy me more jewelry!

I would, but pewdiepie stole all my money to buy himself ducks.

Drive me to the HOSPITAL.