DV Excuse Game!!!!!

Sorry, I'm currently addicted to a certain kind of sadness.

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Can you help me get some cheesecake?

Sorry, but i would eat it instead, because i'm so hungry..

Could you please ask for something other than food?:P

But but but... I was thinking of melon bread just a while ago. :(

Is there anyone to chat on DV?

i would but im in a lucid coma

floor make ma a samich

never you can get your own job




count to infnity


sorry dont even look at this

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Originally Posted by Carrot

Is there anyone to chat on DV?

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Sorry, but i'm too lazy to check :s

Bring me a really comfy pillow that never gets flat.

Sorry, mine isn't really that comfy, well it is, but can't let you have it.


Can I have some sour gummy worms?

Sorry I'm not Zoe. :)

Can something whip me up something tasty to eat?

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Originally Posted by Suena

Massage my feet please.

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I LOVE giving foot massages.

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Originally Posted by Carrot

Sorry I'm not Zoe. :)

Can something whip me up something tasty to eat?

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Sorry, because I'm having thoughts of whipping you.

Would you like some fries with that?

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Originally Posted by Carrot

Sorry I'm not Zoe. :)

Can something whip me up something tasty to eat?

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Sorry, because I'm having thoughts of whipping you.

Would you like some fries with that?

I would, but I'd prefer bacon with that.

Give me $10,000,000,000 in non-sequential $5 bills.

Sorry, I can't count.

Recommend me a nice show to watch.

I would, but i LOST my list of nice shows... :/

Tell me your favorite color!

My favorite color is... ...wait a minute, I'm not telling. :)

Give me one good reason to continue living.

You can feed me bacon. ;)

Tell my new cat to stop clawing me.

I would, but it's entertaining.

Make it stop raining.

I would but I'm busy cooking dinner.

Make my son go to school tomorrow.

I would, but I'm too tired.

Give me an Irn Bru.

I would, but i have no idea what is that ;)

Fetch me a butterfly!

I would, but I ate them all to find out if they really taste like butter.

Tell me why there are so many things with such senseless names.

I would but that would be such a senseless thing to talk about.

Please fix my graphics card so I can play The Sims 3 again. :(

I would, but i didn't play Sims 3 in a year already, so i would feel jealous for you being able to play it :P

Tell me the secret to infinite knowledge!

I would, but if I knew the secret I would be too busy trying to save the world. :P

Say something witty.